Welcome to Three Amigos! This story is oneshots/small series based on the three members of the WWE faction, The Shield.
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Bleach
It was a typical Thursday morning in the apartment shared by the three members of the WWE faction, The Shield.
On the days that they had off from work, they would go to the gym, watch movies and just generally lay about and relax.
Joe walked into the living room, towelling off his wet hair as he did.
Looking over to his left, he saw his friend and flat mate Colby, sitting at the island in their kitchen eating an apple.
"Morning dude" the Samoan said as he walked over to get himself some coffee.
"Morning" Colby replied with a mouth full of apple.
"Where's Jon at?" the bigger man asked as he placed his cup on the counter.
Colby snorted.
"Where'd you think?" he replied.
Joe chuckled and gave an understanding nod.
After finishing his coffee, he looked over to Colby.
"Alright, let's do this" he said with a roll of his shoulders as they made their way to Jon's bedroom.
They didn't bother knocking as they knew exactly what Jon was doing at that particular moment.
They opened the door and walked into his room quietly.
There he was, laying on his stomach still sound asleep, his phone vibrating on the stand next to him.
Colby walked over to his sleeping friends bedside and snorted.
"He's put his phone on silent so he doesn't get woken by the alarm" he tells his friend.
"He can barely switch the thing on but he's learnt to put it on silent?" Joe asked in disbelief.
After a few seconds, Joe also walked over to his sleeping friend.
Colby leant down and poked Jon on the shoulder.
Nothing.
He poked him again, a little harder this time.
Jon let out a groan but was still fast asleep.
Colby took a step closer and then proceeded to poke his friend in the face continually.
Jon stirred and mumbled a "go away" to his friends.
"It's nine in the morning Jon, you've slept in long enough. C'mon, get your ass out of bed. We gotta get to the gym already. Plus, you said you'd bleach my hair for me" Colby reminded him.
"Bleach your own goddamn hair" Jon told him as he buried his face further into his pillow.
Colby gasped in mock horror.
"I can't, you know I can't. The last time I tried to do it myself I got bleach in my eye. Do you seriously want me to go blind, just so you can sleep?" Colby asked light heartedly.
He got no reply, just a light snore.
"I can't believe it...he's gone back to sleep" Joe said in complete awe.
They both looked at each other, a smirk playing on their lips before jumping onto Jon's bed and bouncing up and down.
"OW...GODDAMMIT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?" he shouted out to his friends as he looked up, glaring at them.
"It's gym time dude" Joe told his friend as he stood up smiling.
"Ughh...I don't wanna to go to the gym. I'm tired. I'll go to the gym tomorrow" Jon told them as he began to get comfortable again.
Colby saw what he was doing and quickly whipped the pillow out from under his friends head.
"COLBY, WHAT THE FUCK?" the Ohioan shouted in frustration.
"We do this every day Jon. I'll take your pillow, you'll yell and glare at me. Then you'll get up, go and shower, sulk while you drink some coffee and then you'll perk up a bit and we'll be at the gym before lunch and home before you know it. It's our routine, don't ruin it" he said, an amused twinkle in his eye.
Jon continued to stare at him before turning to look at Joe who had a knowing smile of his own on his face.
"It's true man. Plus we all know that when you say 'I'll go tomorrow' that means that when tomorrow comes you'll say it again, and then the day after that, and then the day after that..." Joe told him.
Jon sighed in defeat as he face planted his bed.
"Fine" he mumbled before standing and walking into his bathroom, the door slamming behind him.
After a warm shower and some coffee, Jon was a lot more awake and alert, just like his friends knew he would be.
The three men done their work outs at the gym before heading back to their apartment.
After they'd all showered in their individual bathrooms, Joe began preparing lunch for the three of them while Jon was in the process of bleaching one half of Colby's hair.
The Samoan was in the middle of flipping a pancake when he heard Jon shout out in agitation.
"DUDE, WILL YOU FUCKING SIT STILL" he yelled at their smaller friend who sat on a wooden chair, a towel around his shoulders.
"It's hard to sit still Jonathan, this shit burns my head ok?" Colby yelled back, turning to glare at his friend.
"Well then stop bleaching it, moron. And don't say my name like that. You know I hate it when you say my name like that" Jon told him as he yanked Colby's head back towards him.
Colby was trying his best to keep still, but the burning and itching was getting too much for him once again and without realising he was doing it, began to pull away.
"If you keep doing that, I'm gonna dump the whole fucking bowl on your head" Jon growled at his friend, clearly irritated.
"I'm trying to sit still as best I can" Colby told him innocently.
A little while later, Jon had finally managed to finish applying the bleach to Colby's hair.
He stepped back to inspect his work nodding happily.
"It's done" he mumbeled to his friend before pulling off the latex gloves he wore throwing them in the trash.
"Thanks man" Colby replied, patting Jon on the arm as he walked past him and into their living room.
"Lunch is ready you guys" Joe called out from the kitchen.
"Oh thank god, I'm starving" Jon said as he took a plate of stacked pancakes and fresh fruit off of his friend.
They all sat together to eat while watching TV.
Around thirty minutes after they'd finished eating, Jon called to his friend.
"Hey, dipshit" he said.
Colby looked over to him raising his brow, waiting for his friend to speak.
"You can wash the bleach out now" he told him.
"Thanks dude" the smaller man said as he stood up making his way into his bedroom, then into his en suit bathroom.
After watching a movie later that night and having a debate over which Star Wars was the best, the men all made their way to their bedrooms.
Colby lay in his bed thinking about how the morning would be the same as the day before.
Waking Jon up, being yelled a for it. Forcing the man to take a shower and drink some coffee before heading to the gym, then arriving back at the apartment for food and movies while they relaxed on their days off.
He couldn't help but smile as he drifted off to sleep.
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