Author's Note: So... I'm kinda new at this. I've been both reading and writing fanfics for a while now, but didn't have the time to post them up until just now - summer vacation! But now, here they are... reviews would be lovely!
DISCLAIMER: Nope, I don't own you, Harry Potter, no matter how much I wish I did. Sorry. :/
Chapter 1: Baby
Draco Malfoy drifted awake. The room looked vaguely familiar… where was he? Oh wait. The events of last night flashed in his mind, and he remembered.
After running into Granger last night at a stingy pub, ten years since their initial split, they'd hit it off quite well. Well… quite frankly, after getting drunk on Firewhiskey, they'd hit it off very nicely. As an added bonus, she'd even forgotten what'd happened between them in sixth year! So, after having an intense snogging session – just like old times – he'd Apparated them to his summer home in Lancashire. Now here she was, in his bed, her body next to his.
Who knew things would turn out so… wonderfully? Draco thought to himself. There was nothing more Draco Malfoy could ask for in this world. With a content sigh, he reached for Granger's hand, and floated away into blissful dreaming.
-OoO-
Hermione Granger awoke with a start. It seemed as if something was playing in the distance… a song? As the song continued, however, she realized with dread that this was one she recognized.
"… YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME, YOU KNOW YOU CARE
JUST SHOUT WHENEVER, AND I'LL BE THERE
YOU ARE MY LOVE, YOU ARE MY HEART
AND WE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE APART…"
-OoO-
"DRACO MALFOY, GET UP THIS INSTANT. IS THAT YOUR ALARM CLOCK?"
"Huh…. What?" Groggily, Draco sat up, and instantly recognized the tune.
"SHUT THAT THING OFF! RIGHT THIS DAMN MINUTE!" Draco was confused. Why was she was getting so agitated?
"But… it's Bieber! He's a Muggle! Theo Nott introduced him to me. He's so utterly in love with him... What do you mean you find him repulsive? He's the best!"
"My ears! Either you swear off him for the rest of your life, or this is OVER."
"Don't you DARE insult the Biebs!"
"THAT'S IT!" With that, she stormed out of the room.
And that was how Draco Malfoy lost Hermione Granger a second time.
"…baby, baby, baby, noooooooo
Like baby, baby, baby, ohhhhhhhhh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine…"
