Note: After all the months, or a year, of taking a break from writing; I am back! After rereading my Disney Dissidia story, I realised I made a lot of mistakes involving adding characters, plots and words that I later think is a bad idea with seeing or knowing other people who I think should've been in the story earlier to later finding out Disney Dissidia is not a suitable title of the story with characters cursing in Disney worlds/ movies so I decided to change the title with one of my deleted fanfictions and change the character rosters with the idea of Dissidia characters in the story.

After seeing Dissidia Final Fantasy NT, ignoring the negative reviews, I like the story including the ending so I'm hoping more Final Fantasy characters will be entering in the game (I'll wait for Seifer (FF8) and Genesis (FF7 CC))

[EDIT (21/4/ 2019): If anyone notice something when reading this; all of the chapters until Chapter/ Part 38 have been edited, for better reading and updating. So I want to apologize for the sudden changes]

Also in case if anyone see this while reading:

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[Baaah] - Time and Place (1)

[Baaah] - Time and Place (2)

Disclaimer: This story contains: crossover/ parody characters, real people such as Youtubers, Japanese voice actors and a few American singers, heavy adult language, out of character and four - wall breaking plot/ moments that I don't own.

Dissidia Final Fantasy and anything Kingdom Hearts or Disney - related belongs to Testuya Nomura, Square Enix, and Disney while the other characters but my own belong to their respective owners.

Japanese and Malay translations that appear are from Google Translate or personal knowledge so some or almost all of the translations may be inaccurate.

This is for my fan - made series so please don't take it seriously by giving negative reviews as this is for entertainment purposes. I only own my original characters so please enjoy reading!


War exists in multiple forms, including those in power

such powers even those of gods to bear for war

Cosmos the goddess of Harmony

and Chaos the god of discord

summon warriors of distant worlds to fight in savage cycles of battle.

however, in a brink of ending the war in Cosmos's favor,

the true facilitator of the war known as The Great Will, Shinryu

will not accept Chaos's defeat and brings in a new cycle

That will be as dangerous and strange than the previous wars….


In the midst of nowhere where the sky is dark red and orange with clouds and everywhere besides a tall and high circular platform is nothing but giant swords and lava erupting heavily from the ground; called the Edge of Madness, ten warriors, nine men and a young woman, watch as the god of discord himself; Chaos writhes in pain while floating in mid - air from his defeat by the hands and efforts of the Warriors of Cosmos.

But as soon as the ten watch Chaos slowly consume by the flames from the lava...

A loud roar of a beast or a dragon fills the air when the ten warriors quickly look around to see the Edge of Madness slowly consumed by dark mists which catches their shock and confusion, even when they notice a gigantic golden dragon glowing with light emerging from underneath the platform to fly around the platform in a rapid speed like a tornado...

At the same time, the ten warriors notice they are also covered with a bright white light yet in a slow pace to grew their confusion more when one by one, a warrior disappears in the light before the other; until all ten have vanished, as the golden dragon stop it's flight to lift it's head and give another loud roar, while glowing with an extremely bright golden yellow light to see it disappearing in a flash, leaving the now deserted Edge of Madness to be consumed by the darkness…


As for the ten warriors of Cosmos that escaped from the darkness, their unconscious bodies are found to be sleeping in an unknown yet large living room with only a few chairs and a large brown rectangular table against a wall, while the ten are lying on couches or bean bags around the room, yellow walls with two windows beside her left side with the only wooden door of the room, a round coffee table in the center and a flight of stairs leading to the top floor of this strange house.

Sitting on the coffee table while watching the ten sleep; is a young – looking yet beautiful woman with fair skin, long and wavy golden blonde hair past her shoulders with a long strand hanging down the left side of her face, and crowned with lavender lilac flowers that matches her eyes, and wearing a light purple dress that reaches to her knees, leaving her shoulders and collarbone bare with the wide sleeves reaching to her elbows, an extremely long pink shawl wrapping around her waist with the ends of the shawl hanging down behind her to reach the floor and her white high heels.

"Cosmos…" The woman's calm voice escaped her lips as her eyes looked at all ten warriors while they sleep with the woman lifting herself off the coffee table and quietly walks towards the door to allow herself out of the house before silently close the door to see the night sky has turned dark blue with a full moon shining down at the area; a small and round district with similar Victorian – styled houses around the area, save for the entrance in front of the woman's eyes that would lead to the unknown, and in the center of the district is a large silver fountain, where a group of adults are conversing with each other until they stop once they notice the woman walking to them, patiently listening when she calmly spoke with a soft frown. "Shinryu will be summoning his own army with Chaos's in his place, so we will aid Cosmos's warriors in her place."

"That would explain why that old man declared war when he showed up at Hybrid Hell." One of the men exclaimed while crossing his arms against his chest with a frown in his face. He seems to be one of the tallest men of the group, has brown scholarly hair to his chin, with some of his short bangs slightly frame to the left side of his face, matching brown eyes, peach fair or tan skin, and wears a purple trench tailcoat with a long matching purple cloth connecting the back of his coat reaching to his black boots and split, white cuffs and gloves for his sleeves and hands, and black pants.

His words earn the man next to him to turn his head away with a scowl in his face as if he is showing his hatred for this 'old man'; like the man he is also young - looking and handsome, his height reaches to the brunette's nose, has light fair skin, pure green eyes, long, dark, platinum - like blonde hair reaching to his back with a big bang apart each side of his face and two small strands sticking out between the bangs, and wears a long – sleeved dark green suit with a white undershirt under a dark grey vest and red tie, matching dark green pants and black and dark grey formal shoes.

Noticing the expression on the blonde's face, another man quickly places his left arm on the former's shoulders which almost send the two falling to catch his surprise when he and the others looked at the owner of the arm; a lanky man who is roughly the same height as the blonde, but not as tall as the brunette, with darker brunette or almost black hair reaching to his neck with V - shaped bangs, dark brown skin and wears a light silver jacket that stops to his waist with long sleeves, a grey tank top underneath, matching silver pants and boots, who gave the surprised blonde man a playful grin while pointing his right thumb at himself, before assuring with confidence. "Don't worry Em, you of all damn people know that you, me, and Luka will kick their asses faster than we can get pizza in a second!"

"Unless if you three brats would be the first to get captured or killed, then we have to save your asses…" A man with a soft British – like accent assumed with a small yet malicious frown that would send anyone even children shudder if they see him; he is the tallest of the group, even taller than the brunette man, has extremely long black hair to his knees, with short fringes almost covering his handsome face, brown eyes, fair yet almost pale skin, and wears a trench coat, vest, tie, undershirt, leather gloves, slacks, and shoes; all black.

His sarcastic and cold remark sends the dark - skinned man to almost fight the man in black if it wasn't for the brunette man grabbing him by his waist for everyone to watch the former flail his arms and legs wildly while complaining in anger. [With everyone but the man in black having a sweat drop on their heads] "Hey, I'm trying to cheer Em up, so you don't have to butt it in and be a jerk, Master Thanos!"

"Thanos, you don't have to provoke Karma like that; he and Luka are trying to help…" Another man, also sharing the same height as both the blonde haired man and the man with dark skin who is called Karma, with dark purple hair with the short bangs parted from his face, peach fair skin, blue eyes, and wears a simple and untucked purple shirt to his waist with the sleeves reaching to his elbows and buttoned except the first two to show a bit of his chest and a small green pouch tied around his neck with a long dark brown string, white pants with the black belt underneath his shirt holding two sheathed katanas at each side of his waist, and black shoes; softly scolded with a frown.

Although the man named Thanos gave the purple - haired man a cold frown while narrowing his dark eyes to almost shut, not seeing the only woman of the group walking towards the blonde woman to give a short bow while apologizing with her eyes closed and a soft smile. "I'm sorry for my husband's attitude; he doesn't mean it unless it's necessary."

The woman is also beautiful and young - looking, although she is extremely bustier than any other woman with larger breasts, has longer dark brunette wavy – like hair that is covering her left eye while draping on her shoulder and reach to her hips, has fair skin and the same chocolate brown eyes as the tall brunette man including her left eye which both eyes are half open to bear a calm yet flirtatious glare, and wears a wide and long - sleeved brown robe with an opening of her coat to slightly show a clear view of her chest and the floor - length black dress skirt made of silk underneath her robe, and her height is closer to her revealed husband's chin like the brunette man. [*]

"It's alright, although I'm very worried if my husband is captured or killed." The woman softly accepted her apology with a small nod while her eyes with the emotion of sadness and concern trailed to the blonde – haired man, who didn't see her from watching Karma continuing to argue with Thanos, while still in the arms of the brunette, but after a few minutes of watching the quarrel, the unnamed woman broke the fight with her voice to stop the men and catch everyone's attention. "Master Iason and I may not know who are joining with Shinryu's new army, but I would like everyone to find those who are picked that has hearts of light, even those that are not chosen are involved to assist them."

Seeing everyone nodded with silence and a determined frown in their faces, they start to move out and walk to the entrance without them noticing a new figure walking out of the house the blonde woman was in earlier to stand by her side, and watch the five men and one woman walking out of the district and out of their sight.

The newcomer is an extremely tall and young man with the woman's height reaching to his chest with golden blonde hair reaching past his waist with a few bangs hanging down his handsome face that bears an emotionless frown and a long side bang each reaching to his waist, fair skin, azure blue eyes, and wears a white outfit consisting a long – sleeved trench – like coat with dark gray linings including a cross – like symbol in the front, a dark grey belt around his waist, white gloves and pants to his gray Mary Jane – like shoes.

"Even though I want you to aid your friends and Cosmos's warriors, you're still worried you might bring us down and lose the war?" The man, possibly named Iason, questioned the woman with a calm or emotionless frown in his face, as the woman slowly lower her head to close her hands together while answering his question with a soft frown. "Not only that, but Cosmos sacrificed herself to save her warriors before they defeated Chaos. I'm worried; someone of Harmony may do the same to help them win this war…"

"You lot will not." Her calm demeanor change into surprise when she lifts her head to face Iason, who didn't look into her eyes while he was staring at the moon without changing any expression to see he's calm with everything, although he did slightly turn his face with a tint of a smile when he assure the woman to let her worries fade. "Because my siblings and I have taught you and your friends everything to fight and defend when you all are young, and we're also helping. So you don't need to worry of you and your allies losing or dying if we're involved in the war."


While the heroes went off to fulfill their duties and Cosmos's warriors are still unconscious; Chaos's warriors, that were defeated by their enemies, found themselves to be alive and well, though they don't want to show their confusion of their resurrection as they are standing inside a large foyer of a seemingly abandon manor with dark brown walls with matching wooden floors, three doors at each side and a large staircase leading to more rooms above their heads.

Before one of the ten could even say something after the leader of Chaos's army Garland took a step forward, a loud explosion with light blue light occurred at the door that is directly in front of their left side when a young man probably in his twenties with short chin - length blonde hair with a floating black hat over his head, a yellow left eye with a black eye patch for his right eye and dressed in a yellow long – sleeved trench coat with a white undershirt, black tie, black gloves, pants and dress shoes flew out of the damaged entrance from the room while laughing maniacally, when a young man with long silver hair tied in a ponytail, clear blue eyes and wears a simple long – sleeved and buttoned white shirt, silver pants, and boots walk to the man and starts yelling in anger with a whip in hand; to the Chaos warriors' annoyance and confusion, although the clown of the group, Kefka, watches with amusement in his makeup – covered face. "Bill I swear I'm gonna kill you!"

"Your fault for looking like a sissy, Moon!" The man in yellow who is called Bill taunted the man he called Moon with his grin still showing in the former's face, but everyone witness a sudden flash of heavy wind with pink flower petals erupting from the room the two went out, with the Chaos warriors also feeling the wind caressing their cheeks and helmets, while watching the two men let out a scream when they were blown away and hit the wall across the hall. Grunts escaped their lips when they fall on the floor in pain, the pink flower petals from the possible attack still remains floating around the air, as one of the two women of Chaos's group, the Cloud of Darkness slowly lift a human hand to let one petal land on it's hand to stare at it with an emotionless frown on it's human face.

"What the hell is going on here, and why does that silver – haired boy reminds me of that kid; my runt always follow around?" One of Chaos's warriors, the boorish and always drunk warrior Jecht cursed aloud with irritation while scratching the back of his neck and black hair, when a tall figure wearing a long – sleeved black leathered trench coat reaching to the matching black boots, with a hood that conceals it's face, a large silver zipper fastening the top and zips down to seal the coat with silver drawstrings for the hood, decorated with large silver beads hanging from the end and four large cylindrical silver beads in a loop, walked out of the room while possibly ignoring, or not noticing Chaos's warriors, to calmly strode towards the almost unconscious Bill and Moon and grab the back of their collars to drag their bodies back to the room.

But before entering the room with the damaged entrance, the figure stop to turn it's hooded head to face the ten warriors and break their silence by inviting them with a calm male voice. "Please come inside, the meeting is about to start, so we can explain everything."

"Thank you." Garland, finally to the other nine warriors, calmly spoke with a nod as the ten 'former' warriors of Chaos follow the hooded man through the room while calmly ignoring the damaged entrance to see the room is big and surprisingly clean with a few couches, a throne against the right wall in front of everyone's eyes, and like the foyer; above everyone's heads is an extra floor with more doors.

The nine occupants in the room, however, are more human in appearance than four of Chaos's warriors, although two of them wears long coats with hoods concealing their faces; with the man in black from earlier and another, yet the tallest than the other eight unfamiliar people dons a dark green cloak.

Like the two women of Chaos, the Cloud of Darkness and Ultimecia; this group of nine also have two females that are having a conversation, although they both have major differences than the former two; one is a woman with long fiery red hair across her back, emerald green eyes, and wears a white sleeveless dress with detachable sleeves and golden card symbol designs and jewels, while hiding her mouth with a fur trimmed fan.

The other is a young, more like teenaged, girl with long raven black hair reaching to her knees with the bangs covering the left side of her face, a blood red eye, and attired in a sleeveless floor - length blue dress with a single white strap wrapping around each of her bare shoulders, a dark red sheath holding a katana resting at the left side of her waist with a long black string around her waist, black high – heeled boots underneath, and the back of her left hand bears a mark of a red rose with black outline.

"Welcome, warriors of Chaos." The man in black coat earlier broke the silence from everyone when he spoke with a calm tone after glancing at everyone, even the sight of the two men that were arguing each other earlier slowly waking up from the attack caused by himself, who calmly explained to the eighteen people in the room without even changing the calm tone in his voice. "Forgive us for the sudden 'interruption' by Bill Cipher and Moon Waters earlier. Warriors of Chaos, you all might be wondering about your resurrections and why are we all here?'"

"And why the hell is with this crazy ass group? To answer your questions; a new war is starting and we can wreck everything and fuck the people!" Even though he was hit and almost lost his consciousness by his earlier feud; the man in yellow, Bill Cipher is quick to interrupt the man in black with the grin most likely glued in his face, as the woman with red hair calmly exclaim with her mouth still hidden behind her fan, amusement in her voice the moment Bill sat on the couch with the two girls. "Well Bill, what a way to explain this situation in your own vulgar words."

"In that case, is Chaos also resurrected?" Golbez questioned the possible leader, with his question spark a little curiosity in both sides, although the answer for the half – Lunarian is instead answered by Garland, who calmly lift his large sword to touch the ground with the blade. "No. Seeing as we are all resurrected, he is defeated and we now have to serve the Great Will, or as we should call him by now; Shinryu, and fight alongside his new warriors."

"And with more warriors to come to assist both us including our real leaders of this army, we are summoned to fight our own enemies as we are representing the ten of you." The hooded 'leader' added as the eighteen now show some interests, with almost everyone turning their heads to look at each other.

Although one of the newcomers; the oldest of the nine with the appearance of an old yet tall, bald and skinny man with few wrinkles on his face, pupil - less crimson eyes and attired in a floor – length light red robe with wide sleeves and bearing an orange mark of a ring with two snakes curling around a sword inside the ring on his chest, spoke with a calm, most probably emotionless, frown to catch their attentions. "The group I assigned, with Tengu, Queen Madeline de Autriche and Shinsuke Khalifa joining as Bill's last minute addition, will retrieve the prizes that will determine our victory through the war, although I'm putting Tengu in charge for this mission."

"HEY WAIT OLD MAN! YOU SAID I CAN MAKE MY OWN TEAM, SO WHY THE HELL AM I NOT IN CHARGE!?" Everyone watch Bill Cipher shout in shock and anger while Moon Waters, the two young women, the two men in hooded robes, and two more unfamiliar figures with both young yet tall men ready themselves to leave the room while purposely ignoring Bill's fury, which the entire situation of this new and strange war will soon become a massive headache in the Chaos's army.

"Well, maybe because of the fact you are too honest for taunting us about who we are representing…" The woman with the red hair, Queen Madeline de Autriche calmly answered with her fan still hiding her nose and mouth as one of the unnamed and tall man who has long dark platinum blonde hair laid back to his back with two short bangs hanging down his forehead, empty red eyes, and wears a black yukata with a matching haori and a sort of white ball is hanging around his waist with a string, with a sheathed katana hanging from the obi sash around his waist, spoke out with a calm yet empty smile in his face. "To recall earlier, you said in your own words; Queen Madeline's representing a whorish witch…." [Bill immediately shudder into shock while the villains are shown in the background; Ultimecia bears a tick mark in her temple with her lips curled in a frown.]

"I'm representing a drag queen crossdresser in a thong…" [Kuja's face's first show dismay for a quick second before changes into anger with a long and thin white tail swaying behind him furiously; earning Bill to sweat bullets while the man continues without pity on the man.]

"Young Khalifa is representing a golden pompous ass tyrant who should be voiced by David Bowie, even though he's dead…." [Emperor Mateus gripped his scepter tighter while his face darkens with a cruel scowl, with the young girl standing beside him with the blue dress and long black hair; definitely Shinsuke Khalifa, calmly and stoically let out a click from slightly pulling her sword out of her sheath.]

"You want the man in the black hood to have sex with a 'floating hentai'…" [The Cloud of Darkness's tentacles gave a snap while the man in black coat calmly place a hand on her bare right shoulder.]

"While the man with the green hood is representing 'Mama's Boy'…." [Sephiroth's face glower with a single black angel wing popped out of the left side of his back and dark energy slowly escaping from himself.]

"And you were flirting on Moon Waters, even though you found out he's a boy, who is representing a drunken elephant." [As the man finished recalling without changing his cold smile, Moon Waters let out an angry expression with Jecht's face darken with a frown showing his teeth and cracking his knuckles to hear a few, almost broken, cracks.]

"Are you done patronizing me, Tengu?" Bill growled in anger while gritting his teeth at the man he called Tengu, as Madeline de Autriche turn her head to face Shinsuke Khalifa, who hardly even said anything this whole time with most of everyone in the room although her face and only right eye shows a stoic and emotionless frown as if she is not interested of everything, to wonder aloud that would earn Bill to let out a shudder in surprise. "But there's more. What about 'a blue dead tree' and a clown..."

But instead, Bill quickly went behind Tengu, Madeline, Khalifa, the two hooded figures, Moon, and the last unnamed warrior to forcefully push them out of the room by their backs before the remaining occupants watch the entrance doors of the house slammed down with a loud thud.

"Well…what a strange war this is going to be." Sephiroth, lost in thoughts like everyone else, commented the entire scene although maintaining his calm demeanor also like everyone with Kefka levitating above the floor to hold his head with his left hand while scratching his behind with the other hand, musing with amusement and eerily excitement in his purple makeup smile as he gave a short chuckle. "But it will be more fun with more people shedding blood on the battlefield, is that right…Mama's Boy?"

Which leaves everyone else to back away and watch Kefka dodging a sudden sword coming from Sephiroth, who summoned his famous Masamune on his left hand, before the soldier chase the clown out of the room and large hole in the entrance through the house, leaving everyone else in the room giving themselves a sigh with those are not wearing full armor having a disappoint human face meaning 'This is not going to be good in any way…'

To be continued...


Omake: A Best Friend's Reason to Help?

[Back at the place with the fountain with 'Em', the brunette - haired man Luka, Thanos and his wife sitting on the fountain…] [Almost half an hour earlier]

'Em': [Reading a peach - coloured book on his hand when he seems to realise something to turn his head to interrupt Luka having a conversation with Thanos and his wife.] "Oh I just remembered something; Luka, have you seen Karma?"

[Hearing a random noise of a scream going louder and closer to their position for everyone to see Karma literally sliding to them from outside the district, to Em and Luka's surprise.] Karma: GUYS!

Karma: [Lift his head to see he is in tears and distress] My wife! [Lift himself to stand on his knees and grabbed the surprised Em by the collars of his suit.] Did my wife call you guys where I am!?

Em and Luka: [Surprised] Y – yes / Yeah?

Karma: GAH! [Let go of Em's suit to fall back on the ground while continue to cry with the four watching him covering his heavy – watering eyes with one arm and his other hand covering his groin.] Tracy didn't believe me when I said I'm joining the war, because she thinks I want to have sex with women, and cast an explosion spell on my Freedom Magnum unless I help ya guys and win!

Thanos's wife: [Staring at Karma crying with a calm tint of surprise and confusion in her face while not seeing the annoyance and disappointment in Thanos's face.] Thanos, is he the type to flirt with woman for sex?

Thanos: Yep, and knowing how dangerous the brat's family and I are if we're pissed; it's barbecued rapist for torture! [Ignoring Karma lifting his legs while letting out a dismayed scream and Em trying to calm the man down.]

Luka's mind: [Closing his eyes with a sweat drop and an annoyed frown on his face] Master Thanos, are you trying to be the world's most heartless Immortal ever?


I should also mention that this fan fiction will be extremely long with some chapters might be more than 8,000 or even more than 10,000 words, and if you guys can't see all the characters in the cover, I blame the cover size as I made all eleven parts extremely big in Photoshop so I will post all pictures in my Archive of Our Own version of the story. But in any case, I hope you all will enjoy reading this story.

[*] (EDIT (13/ 12/ 2018)); For anyone reading this before the edit, I want to apologize for the sudden change in Thanos's wife appearance as I could explain: I was going into a website called Anime - Planet to find a character that matches the tags "Doctors" and "Adults", as well as "Huge Breasts" but mostly the former two tags, and then i found the character from Triage X, luckily I already watch the show.

So to compare; the original parody character of Thanos's wife was supposed to be the ROTD version of Marisa Hyodo from Ballroom E Youkoso (Welcome to the Ballroom) while the current character right now is a mixture of Yuko Sagiri from Triage X and the woman who appeared in the omake of Bleach episode 309. However, I will use ROTD Marisa Hyodo but with a different name... Again, sorry for the change.