(A/N): Ummm... don't even ask me where this came from. It's so random. Oh well, it's in the spirit of the holiday! Please review!

Oh, and halfway through writing this I realized that I don't really know anything about Japan, and I have no idea whether or not they'd even celebrate Halloween there, but OH WELL this is intended merely for humor/fluff purposes.

Light Yagami strolled into Task Force Headquarters just in time to hear an evil laugh come from from somewhere off to his left. This made Light very angry, because evil laughs were TOTALLY his thing!

He ran around for fifteen minutes until he finally found the source of the abomination: L was sitting with his back to Light, carving a pumpkin.

"What are you doing, Ryuzaki? Shouldn't you be working on the Kira case?" Surely this was a trap.

"Oh, lighten up. It's Halloween! I'm carving a jack-o-lantern!"

"A... jack-o-lantern?"

"Mm-hmm. And my jack-o-lantern shall be the scariest, most frightening, MOST EVIL JACK-O-LANTERN THAT THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN!!!!!"

"Umm... are you alright, Ryuzaki?"

"Of course I'm all right! And you don't have to call me Ryuzaki! I'm sure Kira takes a break from his killings for Halloween! I mean, can you imagine trying to work on Halloween? There's just too much to do! You have to buy candy, get a costume, decorate your house..."

Light was shocked. This had to be another one of L's tests. He couldn't really expect Kira to take a break for Halloween. It wasn't even a national holiday! "L, I really don't kno-"

"HEY LIGHT!!"

"Yes?"

"DO YA WANNA COME TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH ME?"

Light did a double take. "You're going trick-or treating?!"

"YEP! I'M GOING AS A BUTTERFLY!"

That's when Light noticed the candy wrappers all over the floor. "How much sugar have you had today, L?" he asked quietly.

"I don't know... a lot? HEY LIGHT?!?!"

"What?!"

"I THINK I'LL NAME THE BUTTERFLY... CHERYL!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuummmmm... okaaaaaaaaaaaaay?"

"WHO ARE YOU GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN, LIGHT? WHO, WHO, WHO?"

"Uh, I wasn't actually planning on dressing up this year."

"WHAT?! WHY NOT?! YOU HAVE TO COME! YOU CAN BE... A FAIRY!!!!!!!!!!!! NAMED... MATILDA!!!!!"

"WHAT?!?! NO! I'm not going as a fairy!"

At this point, L was skipping around the room singing "IMBRACE YOUR INNER FAIRY, LIGHT! IMBRACE YOUR INNER FAIRY!"

Light was at a loss for words. Did L really expect him to go trick-or-treating as a FAIRY?!?! Misa was considering dressing up like a fairy this year! "L! Snap out of it! You're on a sugar high, that's all!"

L froze. "DID YOU SAY SUGAR? I LOVE SUGAR!!!!!"

"You don't say..." muttered Light.

"AND GUESS WHERE YOU GET SUGAR? TRICK-OR-TREATING, THAT'S WHERE! SO THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO COME TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH ME, MATILDA!"

"STOP CALLING ME THAT! I'm not going trick-or-treating with you! I haven't gone trick-or-treating since I was 10!"

L burst into tears. "FINE! IF YOU WON'T GO WITH ME, THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE MR. WEEBLES! HE'LL BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!!!"

"Mr.... Weebles?"

L scooped up the half-carved pumpkin and held it up to show him. "MR. WEEBLES IS A BETTER BEST FRIEND THAN YOU EVER WERE! HE'D DRESS UP AS MATILDA THE FAIRY FOR ME!"

Light thought about pointing out that they were never best friends, but he suspected that woul only make L cry harder. In a voice of forced calm he said "L, I think the last thing you need right now is more candy. Why don't you just go to bed?"

L abrubtly started crying. "Did you say CANDY?!?!"

LOL, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!