General Disclaimer: Don't own one piece

I should really be working on other things, but I'm too lazy to...

Female Luffy AU! One-shots!

There were rare moments when Ace knew...he just knew that Luffy wasn't feeling right that day..Because it was that time of the month, the time when most people wouldn't really want to be around Luffy.

That night, Ace was heading to Luffy's room to call her to go eat dinner...until he heard a loud crash in his room. He slowly edged closer to the open door of his room and he jumped in surprised as he heard a loud screech.

"AHGHHHH! ! #$%! stupid piece of !$%^ *&%!"

He peered into his room as Luffy was in the middle of flipping tables, desk, cabinets...and anything that she could flip. His room was a mess. He muttered, "There goes my desk..." as Luffy slammed her fist into the poor table sitting nearby.

He sighed. His rare figurine collection was now a bundle of random arm and leg parts, while his homework was a mash of crumbled and ripped paper. Ace was not looking forward to getting a girlfriend.

"Um...Luffy dinner time." He said quietly.

The young women turned to Ace and gave him a dark and hollow glare while she threw the table across the room, breaking it into pieces and smashing the wall. Seeing this, Ace shrunk back, "I guess she doesn't want dinner." And then he ran out of the room.

While running he bumped into Sabo in the hallways.

"Where are you going, Sabo?"

"Your room...I need to get the book that I left in your room last night."

"You better not go there."

"Why?"

"It's that time of the month."

"..." Sabo winced while hearing screaming, yelling and cracking from nearby.

"We'd better run."

"...Ya think?"

AU! one shot ^^ Review!