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Expelliarmous my ass!
"Hey, Hermione, are you going down to the great hall for dinner soon?" Ron asked. "NO! How can I, I mean, newts are only 3 weeks, 2 days, and 4 hours away!" Hermione cried. "Suit yourself" he replied as he walked down with Harry.
"Well if it isn't Gryffindors golden brat and king weasel come to sign autographs for the little mortals, aren't we all excited?" Malfoy grinned, thinking they would back down.
"Stuff it Malfoy, or we'll give the hall another look at the amazing bouncing ferret! Harry smirked, knowing he had something that Malfoy couldn't live down.
"You wouldn't dare." He hissed, glaring at them a Crabbe and Goyle came down to back him up. "The only one with any guts is the mudblood and everyone knows she couldn't take a retarded squib on in a duel!"
Suddenly, Ron snickered and pointed behind Malfoy, to the beet red, fuming Hermione.
"Is that so, Mr. Malfoy, well, let's just find out shall we? Expellifaggus! "
With that, Malfoy and Half the slytherins flew out of the great hall, much to the amusement of the professors as snape was holding on, only by grabbing Hagrid's arm before following his students out the door.
"Bloody hell Hermione, what was that?!" Ron yelled, looking at the destruction on the slytherin side of the hall.
"That? Oh that was just the number 1 spell in the useful book of spells for every young witch."
"Don't you realize? This is the power the dark lord knows not; we can beat all of his deatheaters but bellatrix and narcissa with this!" Harry cried.
"Really, I just used it to get rid of the creevy brothers every now and then. Well if you say so." Hermione shrugged, knowing that there would be hell to pay for this.
A/N: I hope no ones offended by this but I hate how everything in the books is done by Expelliarmous and one day I just said Expellifaggus, and well, I just had a plot bunny that wouldn't go away. There may be some continuances involving snape and possibly voldemort as well. If you want to use this, just let me know, not really for recognition but it makes me feel good that someone would use my ideas. Sorry for the long authors note, and remember to review!
