I started this fic out of a wacky idea from my cousin, and seeing someone else have a fic that had a challenge to put yourself in the game, I decided I didn't want myself in the game, but I'd put my own Character in for the heck of it. I added my cousin for fun, don't worry My cousin and My character are both put into the storyline and this is not really AU so you can read it easily. :D I hope you enjoy it, it's a little crackish, but it's an actual story with a plot and sequel the whole deal, I don't expect anyone to really read this, but it is amusing if your bored, I posted for the sake of posting it, since it's completed and everything and from my cousin's begging lol.

This follows both Hawke's ragtag group and my added Character and my cousins. This fic features Male Mage-Hawke. :D

Kyo~

Disclaimer: I only own Aria and Wulfe. :D Bioware owns the rest.

Chapter one: Imekari

Among the bustle of Hightown, walked a group of ten or more Qunari, they formed a semi-circle around a smaller figure between them all. The Noble's shy-ed away from the Qunari in fear, unsure what on earth they could be doing so far away from the compound, and in such a number.

Suddenly a noble man spotted the figure being guarded, escorted, or imprisoned, within the circle of large horned Qunari.

" It's a child!" The Man shouted to the others.

" The Qunari have a child!" The Nobles began muttering in panic, worry for the child. However the small child spoke to one of the Qunari and the towering men parted to reveal the figure dressed in a black long sleeved shirt that didn't reach below her ribcage, revealing the red painted gray skin of her stomach. Silky crimson ribbons wrapped around her bottom half, to form long pants. The Child had silver gray hair a little past her shoulders, lose and swaying in the wind, small pointed ears, and the most shocking thing of all, small horns atop her head.

" I am no child." The young Qunari snarled at the Bas. The Nobles blinked in shock at the Qunari and muttered words, however the Nobles stayed away from the Qunari at that point, having no interest in getting involved when there was no danger to a real child.

The Qunari surrounded the Qunari female of perhaps twelve or so years of age, forming a protective unit around her. The Qunari child muttered words to her Sten, words a shadowed figure heard quite well even yards away.

" She's obviously not here, there is no sign of her." The female said. The Sten nodded.

" We shall look elsewhere Karasten, we will hear whispers of a Saarebas at least in passing." The Sten commented. The Shadowed figure listened intently, puzzled by what the Qunari were speaking of, obviously searching for someone.

The Qunari disappeared further into Hightown, while the figure slid easily away, heading toward his fellow companions. Hawke had to hear about this, it seemed much too suspicious to let go.

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The Hanged man:

Garrett Hawke sat with his shrew of misfit companions, playing Wicked grace, and drinking easily after a long day of traveling to and fro on different jobs.

" - and so the Templar said to the Mage; It's not my long sword!" Isabela quipped with a giggle, Hawke snorted into his tankard, Merrill giggled, Fenris sighed, Varric snickered, and Sebastian shook his head.

Hawke cleared his throat easily.

" Speaking of Mages and Templars, where did Anders get off to-" Hawke was cut off when the Mage himself rushed in out of breath. Hawke looked at him startled.

" Anders whats the matter?" Hawke asked standing and walking toward the Mage quickly, concerned for his friend. Anders shook his head, gathered his breath and started the whole tale about seeing a large group of Qunari gathered around a child.

" Well yeah, Qunari are everywhere if you haven't noticed." Isabela said with a roll of eyes. Anders sent her a glare then continued.

" The Qunari were in Hightown." Hawke's black brows furrowed.

" Now this is bizarre." He commented fingers on his chin in interest.

" What about a child?" Merrill asked quickly, concerned, it was clear she loved children.

" It was a Qunari child! A girl about twelve!" Anders said eyes wide in as much surprise as one would expect seeing what he had, after all no one had ever seen a Qunari child, let alone a female Qunari. Hawke's amber eyes widened.

" Well I'll be a nugs-uncle." Varric commented with a frown.

" I can't believe it." Varric said shaking his head seriously. Hawke nodded, he was having trouble believing Anders story as well, a Qunari child? There was no way. Varric nodded more.

" I mean can you imagine a female Qunari! Maker!" Hawke snorted.

" I'm serious! This could be more suspicious then Isabela's rash!" Anders said with a growl. All eyes turned to Isabela in question. She shrugged.

" What?" She asked. Hawke rolled his eyes.

" Alright Anders, say we believe you, where were they headed?" Hawke said with a shake of head. It wasn't like they had anything else planed for today, and it was getting a bit too calm around here. It was about time for something explosive and possibly destructive to occur.

" Here! They're headed here! That's why I rushed over!" Anders exclaimed pointing toward the door just as a silver haired elf ran in looking half panicked. She glanced around quickly scanning the place for something, when her eyes found Hawke and his group and more importantly...

" ELF!" She screamed, lavender eyes bright and almost excited as she pointed at Fenris. He looked around startled, hoping, praying, that she wasn't speaking about him, unfortunately the Maker wasn't on his side as the petite silver haired female ran toward him. It was obvious she was a rouge with her dark colored leather armor, and the bow and arrows at her back.

She wasted no time either, quicker then even Isabela as she rushed toward the startled elf and slid expertly under the table right in front of Fenris and Sebastian's legs. She ducked easily, hiding herself as a Qunari entered the Hanged man, a Saarebas, who looked very displeased, searching for something...someone. Hawke and the gang looked toward the elf hiding under the table, using Sebastian and Fenris legs and bodies as cover from the obvious Qunari looking for her.

" I'm not here!" She hissed toward them all, Hawke jerked his eyes away like the rest of the group. It was obvious she was running from the Qunari, and Hawke believed in giving everyone a chance, even if this turned dangerous in their favor for helping the elven girl.

Fenris made a face as the elf girl grabbed his legs and slid his body to the right to hide hers more as the Saarebas peered over them all. The Qunari glanced over them one more time, then scowled and left as he came. As soon as he was gone, Fenris jerked away from the elf girl and grabbed her by the arm hauling her out from under the table, his face burning in anger at her touch.

" Venhedis!" He shouted. She smiled brightly at him however, clearly not noticing, or not caring, he was angry with her.

" Man that was a close one! Thanks to you elf!" She said with a bright grin. Fenris blinked startled at her comment.

" Er...hello." Hawke asked stepping up toward Fenris and the strange elf girl. The elf's silver hair came all the way down her hips, tied back in a long braid with a scarlet ribbon tying the end off. Her eyes were bright and a soft lavender color. She was paler then Fenris and even Merrill, who looking at her in surprise and excitement at her extremely suspicious entrance. She seemed a little older then Carver, perhaps twenty or so years old. Of course it was hard to tell age with elves.

The pretty elf looked at Hawke and frowned slightly.

" Huh...not an elf." She said with a narrowing of eyes, she eyed him a bit longer and twirled her fingers. He blinked at her. She twirled them again and he realized what she wanted and spun around to show her all of him. She nodded then grinned.

" You must be a Bas Saarebas!" She said and put her fist in her hand in a – Ahha! - kind of way.

" I'm Hawke. Quite the entrance." He said with a sudden grin. She smiled back, and nodded, obviously pleased with her entrance herself.

" A eight or nine I'd say." She said nodding. Hawke gave her a slight chuckle in turn.

"Are you running from the Qunari?" Merrill asked looking worried. The girl frowned.

" Huh? What do you mean? No! I'm escaping from my Saarebas!" She said with a wide grin, then she rubbed her hands together gleefully and looked around for something.

" Now I can finally be free and do whatever I want! Bwahhhaaahaha!" She found what she wanted, a tankard full of whiskey and snatched it up and took a long drink before grinning and slamming the empty container back down.

" Haven't we had enough crazy Elves?" Anders muttered with a scowl. Fenris obviously hearing him snarled his way.

" Was this the girl you saw Anders?" Hawke asked curiously, perhaps his friend had saw wrong, after all it was strange that this girl suddenly appear right while Anders was explaining about a Qunari child after all, with a Qunari hot on her heels.

" No, the Qunari girl was younger, and actually a Qunari." Anders muttered motioning toward the elf with the whiskey.

" So what's with the elf who suddenly pops in with Qunari on her trail? Should we get involved in this one Hawke?" Varric asked eying the pretty elf. Hawke smirked.

" Of course, it was getting boring anyway." Isabela rolled her eyes.

" Like we need more reasons for the Qunari to hate us." She muttered under her breath.

" Besides it's obvious there's a story, you like stories Varric!" Hawke said smiling at the dwarf. Varric rolled his brown eyes.

" Yeah well usually my stories don't involve real danger, and Qunari are real trouble." Hawke snorted and walked toward the elvhen girl who seemed to be prodding Fenris, who looked ready to start glowing in annoyance.

" You can not!" Hawke came upon the two elves just as Fenris said these words. The elf girl looked disappointed.

" Why not?" She said with a pout on soft lips. Fenris glared.

" Because I said no!" He retorted.

" Woh, Fenris, calm down." Hawke said putting a hand on Fenris shoulder quickly at the elf's temper.

" Hawke." He commented eye twitching.

" Why don't you tell us what your name is, and we can figure out if we can help you with the Qunari following you." Hawke said with a frown. The elf girl frowned herself, turning her attention to Hawke and off the scowling Fenris.

" I don't need any help with my Saarebas." She commented, puzzled.

" But my name is Wulfe! You can call me Wulfe." She said with a satisfied grin. The way she said such was almost as if she wasn't use to being called by her name, but Hawke didn't understand why she wouldn't be and just went along with it, it was obvious this girl was a few bricks short of a wall.

" Right..." Hawke said with a raised brow.

" So Wulfe, can you tell us why your being chased by Qunari?" Hawke asked. But Wulfe was already turned away from him peering at Sebastian's bow interested.

" Wow, this is a pretty old bow isn't it? My father never lets me have something like this, did you father give this to you? Hey! You have pretty eyes! What's your name?" Sebastian blinked at her as she leaned closer, then closer, then closer until her lavender eyes were almost on his. He backed up slowly, and Fenris snickered, obviously pleased to not be in his place anymore, the object of her fascination.

" Sebastian Vael." He commented to her question on his name. She grinned at his answer.

" What a cool accent!" She said and bounced away, Hawke held out a hand to stop her and get the questions he wanted answered but just then a commotion alerted the group.

The group looked toward the door where three Qunari entered with a Qunari child in tow. Anders had been telling the truth after all. The Qunari girl looked around disinterested in everything but what she was searching for. She didn't find it obviously, but the Saarebas from before was standing in the group with the Qunari, so obviously whoever the Qunari was looking for, was turning out to be the strange elf girl Wulfe. Hawke turned toward Wulfe, but the strange elf had disappeared completely.

Hawke stared at the Qunari child in surprise, never having seen a female Qunari, or a Qunari child before.

" She's not here." The Qunari female commented looking distantly at the group of Bas around the tavern. They departed at that.

" I told you Qunari are nothing but trouble!" Varric said with a scowl. Hawke nodded, curious about what on earth the elf girl was running from, and why this Qunari female, a child, was looking for her.

" You look oddly familiar." Wulfe said startling Isabela as the elf suddenly appeared, she was sitting cross legged on top of the table, peering at Isabela with a tilted head.

" You are Viddathari?" Fenris asked surprised. Wulfe looked at the elf with a soft scowl.

" Of course not!" They all relaxed slowly, then she grinned.

" I'm Qunari!" She said proudly.

" Arvaarad" A monotone voice said. The elf flinched and looked back, with the rest of the tavern, to the returned Qunari child. Wulfe looked a little guilty as she slid off the table, giving a forlorn look toward Hawke and the elves, before shuffling over to the gray skinned Qunari child, and the large horned guards.

" Aira." Wulfe commented, head lowered, clearly proving she knew the young Qunari.

" It's like a weird comedy/horror book." Varric commented elbowing Hawke, who rolled his eyes at the Dwarf's attempt at humor.

" You escaped your Saarebas again." Aira, the Qunari child, commented in that monotone voice, looking slightly displeased.

" It's not my fault he's so big! He draws too much attention! I can never go anywhere without people staring at me like I'm going to be eaten!" Hawke's heartstrings got pulled for the poor girl. She sounded so lonely, though Hawke had no idea what on earth she was doing with the Qunari of all people. Did they kidnap the elvhen girl at a young age and raise her to believe they were her people?

" This is the fifth time this month Arvaarad. The Arishok is displeased. You have a duty to keep your Saarebas contained." Wulfe winced.

" A woman after my own heart." Anders muttered under his breath, having escaped the circle at least seven times himself, he knew about escaping pretty well. Hawke snorted softly at his friends comment.

" But sister!" Wulfe commented, Aira shook her head. Wulfe pouted. It was clear who was in charge here, and there was no...wait...sister?!

" I don't see the family resemblance." Varric commented swiftly. The Qunari child, Aira, snapped her silver, black, eyes toward the dwarf with a fierce look of displeasure and the promise of pain.

" What!? Dwarf! Aira maybe younger but we look so much alike people often mistake us!" Wulfe commented with a nod or two. Hawke and the group looked at one another, then the Qunari with bemusement, but they didn't comment anymore, it was clearly not their affair, and they were only more puzzled by the events.

" It's time to go home now Arvaarad." Aira commented with a touch to the elf Wulfe's arm. Wulfe frowned.

" Alright." She said obviously disappointed.

" Can I take the elves home with me? You know I see so many at the Compound but Father won't let me play with them! Their ears are so pointy Aira did you see? Did you see?" She said hopping a little as she pointed to Fenris and Merrill. Fenris scowled at being brought into the conversation once again.

" There are elves at the compound, we need to leave now." Wulfe's sadness was clear.

" Can I came back and play with them again then? That one's a Bas Saarebas!" Wulfe said pointing to Hawke, he looked startled. Aira looked toward the misfitted group and scowled softly, but when Wulfe looked at her, the scowl was gone to form a clear look, almost a smile of kindness.

" Maybe the Arishok will let you come another time, if you stop escaping your Saarebas." Aira commented glancing at the Saarebas waiting behind them. Wulfe frowned and nodded and then they all turned and left just like that. Hawke and the group stood in silence a long time after that.

" Is anyone else confused?" Isabela asked raising a hand.

" We are all confused Rivaini." Varric said in turn shaking his head.

" I'm just glad it's over." Fenris snarled.

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A few days later, after the bemusement of that episode had simmered to the back of everyone's mind, Hawke and three of his companions made their way toward the Qunari compound on the Viscounts orders.

Hawke brought along Fenris of course, because Fenris obviously knew some of the Qunari language, at least enough to know if they were about to be killed on sight in the least. Varric of course trailing behind with a amused smile as he teased the Prince easily. Sebastian being the last companion.

They entered the compound swiftly, walking toward the steps and a small throne where the Arishok sat looking blank as usual.

" Serah Hawke,-" The Arishok got cut off when a blur of blackness, and silver, came leaping out of the shadows to race around the throne just as the same Qunari child as before ran after her. The elf, they now saw clearly as Wulfe, the strange person from before, giggling as she raced around the Arishok.

" Come on Aira your being slow on purpose!" Wulfe cried out and then grinned and leapt onto the Arishok's lap easily, the Arishok on his part, didn't look all that surprised, his face as perfectly blank as usual.

" Father Aira's being slow on purpose again!" Complained Wulfe as she looked up into black silver eyes. Hawke and the group were still, before Fenris hissed in shock, paling as he recognized the elvhen girl. The elf girl put her hands on the Arishok's large horns and peered into his eyes with her lavender, a pout on her lips.

" Karasten." The Arishok commented.

" Arishok?" Aira asked as she came to stand next to the throne and her 'sister'.

" Try harder." The Arishok commented easily. Wulfe grinned and planted a surprising kiss on the Arishok's cheek before hopping off happily.

" It would be a short game Arishok." Aira commented with that same monotone, and blank face as the Arishok.

" Indeed." The Arishok said with a twitch of lips in a small bit of amusement.

Wulfe suddenly turned to run away to play whatever game she was playing but she then noticed their guests. Her eyes widened. Her lavender zeroed in on the silver haired elf.

" ELF!" She yelled pointing at Fenris. Fenris paled all over again. Varric snickered.

" Well isn't this familiar." He said with a grin. Aira jerked her gaze toward the Bas standing yards away, and recognized them immediately, she scowled and pulled one of two large two-sided axes from her back.

" Arishok allow me to kill these Bas." Aira said softly toward the Arishok.

" No Karasten." He commented simply. Aira shot him a confused look. She motioned toward them with her ax as if saying ' why not?' the Arishok narrowed his black silver eyes.

" Father! ELF!" Wulfe yelled pointing at Fenris, when she noticed neither Arishok nor Aira was playing attention she raced down the stairs and leapt forward, Fenris dodged quickly and she fell right into Sebastian's arms, the Prince looked at the Elf shocked he would allow a lady to fall like that.

" Oh?! The elf wants to play Aira!" Wulfe cried to her sister with a fierce grin as she jumped up out of Sebastian's hold, the Prince looked shocked, the Elf in question looked shocked himself when Wulfe jumped out of the Prince's hold and ran across the clearing he'd escaped to, Fenris ran away easily, and Wulfe followed. The rest of the companions watched partly amused as Fenris ran from the elf girl. He couldn't just turn his blade on her just because she was annoying him after all, more so in the Qunari compound.

Suddenly Wulfe tackled the silver haired elf to the ground with a triumphant call.

" Serah Hawke, may I introduce these two Imekari. Karasten and Arvaarad." The Arishok said simply watching Wulfe tackle the surprised elf to the ground. Hawke was watching this as well and turned startled gold eyes to the Arishok.

" Daughters?" He asked puzzled.

" In... a way." The Arishok said, there was a warning in those silver black eyes that Hawke wasn't sure he understood.

" Get off!" Fenris yelled to Wulfe who had slammed him flat to the ground easily. She was kneeling on his back inching toward his ears with her fingers.

" Pointy." She commented with a grin.

Fenris started cursing in Tevinter.

" Stop trying to touch my ears!" He yelled.

" Arvaarad." The Arishok commented making the girl halt immediately she glanced at her 'father' with a attentive smile.

" Take your sister and go elsewhere. I need to speak with the Bas." Wulfe looked a tad sad at that.

" Can I take the elf with me?" She pleaded. Fenris gave the same pleading look to the Arishok as well, of course asking something all together different.

" He is with Serah Hawke. Take as many of the guards as you wish to." She looked down crested.

" But Daddy, elves have pointy ears! And look how shiny he is!" Fenris gave her a look that clearly translated to ' WTF' in any language.

" Arvaarad." The Arishok said, and Wulfe sighed and pulled herself off the elf and walked away from the group forlornly. Aira followed quickly, her black silver Qunari eyes threatening Hawke and his companions as she passed by to follow her 'sister'.

Wulfe turned before she left suddenly excited for some reason.

" Father! Can I play with them after your done?!" She called. The Arishok looked toward the group of all males, the elf finally standing with the group looking stressed and annoyed, then he rose his eyes to his 'daughter'.

" No. Play with your Saarebas." Wulfe looked sad again, but she left with her sister, following them were at least ten guards and one Saarebas.

" Thank the Maker." Fenris said relieved.

The Arishok looked at the elf hard for a long time.

" Serah Hawke, before we continue, it seems we are at an impasse concerning my property." Hawke looked at the Arishok for a long moment.

" Of course." Hawke said, however not seeing how they had come to anything, it seemed like the strange elf girl kept showing up around them as of late, more so Fenris.

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End chapter:

It's a bit strange I'll give it that lol, but it has it's moments and it's kept me and my cousin laughing for a few hours. Not to worry though, this isn't any OCX anyone from Dragon Age, so no WulfeXFenris in this lol or AndersXWulfe for that matter XDD Unless your interested in that, then hey leave me a review and say so. I finished this entire fic before I posted it, so if you do review with any ideas you'd like me to add, it will have to be for the sequel :D I hope you enjoyed the first chapter and it makes you want to read more, despite it's bizarreness, it has charm.

Sorry for the bit of OOCness from Anders and a bit from Fenris as well, just a slight apology, there's only so much I can do while adding my own Character into the bit lol, so they might be a tad OOC, but I tried my best to keep them in line.

Any Questions? Comments? WTF's? If so review for me! :D If not review regardless, to tell me what you think ne?

Kyo~