I DON'T OWN ONE PIECE

Pairing: Zoro x Luffy (fluff)

Zoro was woken from a pleasant dream by a stupid chef chasing Luffy round. Zoro growled. How was it that whenever he was having a goo nap, something had to go and interrupt it? He got up, and glared at the cook, who now had the ever-hungry captain in a headlock, and looked like he was about to choke him.

Zoro stood, and stepped over Chopper, who had been flattened by their rampaging. Zoro grabbed the chef by the back of his shirt, and wrenched Luffy from his grip. He held the two at arms length apart, so the stupid chef couldn't reach Luffy, who was catching his breathe.

"Oh Sanji!" Came the musical voice of their money-loving navigator.

"Coming, my love!" Sanji yelled, pulling out of Zoro's grip, and running to find the sly girl. Zoro dropped Luffy, and sat down.

"Heh, thanks, Zoro. Sanji might have put me into the cooker if you hadn't stopped him." Luffy laughed. Zoro rolled his eyes, before laying down, and closing his eyes. Luffy looked down at his first mate. He had been the first to join Luffy's crew. Zoro felt Luffy watching him.

"What?" He asked, opening one eye.

"I'm bored." Zoro sighed. Luffy was always either hungry or bored when everyone was busy, or getting himself into trouble.

"Go pester someone else, I'm trying to sleep." He muttered.

"Can't. Sanji's with Nami, long nose is at the rudder, and Chopper's asleep. Anyway, you're more fun." He said with a laugh. "Come on, Zoro." He whined.

"Fine. I'll sit and talk, nothing else, got it?" Zoro said, sitting up. Luffy stared at him thoughtfully. "WHAT?" he yelled.

"Do you like Nami?" Luffy asked. Zoro gave a start. Suddenly, his captain seemed shy.

"Uh...if she didn't go on about my debt all the time, then yeah, she's alright. Why?"

"No, like Sanji likes her. Like, that sort of like." Luffy said.

"No."

"Oh, alright." Luffy grinned at the swordsman, who raised an eyebrow. He put his hands behind his head, leaning against the wall, closing his eyes. He felt a sudden weight on his lap. It shocked open his eyes, and he was surprised to see Luffy sat there, legs either side of Zoro's lap, with his arms linking behind Zoro's neck, resting on the taller man's shoulder, grinning.

"Luffy...what are you doing?" Zoro asked, a slight blush on his cheeks. Luffy leaned forwards, so their foreheads and noses touched, grinning all the while.

"I like you like Sanji likes Nami, and how Nami likes money, and like you like swords. Got it?" He asked. Zoro smiled back at his stupid captain. "Do you like me like that? Like you like your swords and beer and stuff?

"Nope."

"Eh?" Luffy asked.

"I don't like you like I like swords. I like you more than swords and beer and stuff. I like you like I like Luffy." He said, deciding to use the way his captain was speaking to get his words across. Luffy threw his hands in the air, throwing his head back.

"Yahoo!" He cried out, his hands grabbing the side of Zoro's face, before bringing his and Zoro's lips together passionately. Zoro's muffled laughter was lost in the kiss, as he put his arms around Luffy's waist.

Through this, Sanji just stood and stared.