Hello Dear Readers! WhatEverHappenedToReality here.
So this idea came to me awhile ago, I had recently finished reading the prompt-fic, Kiss by foraworldundeserving, its absolutely lovely by the way, and had also been trolling through FanFiction looking for various ships and oneshots, when it came to me…
Why don't I write my own prompt fic? That way I get my own fill of various shippings I love, and I can have a more interactive and fun story than my other one, Pain I'll Never Forget, which can get a bit depressing at times.
Anyways, here is how I hope this fic will work.
I'll have my first oneshot here, one I wrote out of personal inspiration, and from there on I'll work off prompts I get from others, either through reviews or Private Messages or from submits on my tumblr ( .com)
As for the ships, I'll include pairings from the following:
Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus
Harry Potter
Team Starkid (A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, Starship, Holy Musical B man!)
Glee
Doctor Who
Now I will retain the right to refuse certain ships, enough said, but if you have a question about why your's was refused, feel free to ask in a PM or review, I'll be sure to tell you why if I do indeed choose to refuse it.
As for the last part, along with sending in your own pairing for a oneshot, I will also ask if you could provide a setting/situation for the oneshot (first kiss, date, sighting, a day in their world, anything you want the paring to do.), though I will say, the HIGHEST RATING for the fic will be T, therefore, no extreme sexual content will be allowed or anything that might count in the M category (example, smut).
Now that that's settled, please enjoy my first oneshot, and PROMT AWAY!
Ship: Ron/Draco/Hermione
Fandom: Team StarKid, specifically, A Very Potter Musical
Situation: Funny you should ask that, really, seeing as the whole theme of this scene is about a peculiar situation: the danger of falling in love with Hermione Granger.
For those who have seen AVPM, you will all remember the classic song, "Granger Danger" in which Draco and Ron have some certain feelings revealed about a one Hermione Granger.
*Includes dialogue and lyrics from AVPM, all else is an elaboration on one of my favorite scenes*
Ron sighed as he listened to the waltz music play in the background. He looked around the Great Hall, taking in the lavish decorations the teachers had put up and piles of delicious food that we simply begging to be eaten. He surveyed the dance floor, noticing Cedric Diggory and Cho Chang dancing quite close together; something he knew would bother Harry whenever he chose to show up. Ron also saw Neville come in with some girl he didn't know, and that just made his situation all the more embarrassing.
See, Ron Weasley had been unable to acquire a date to the Yule Ball, a dance held during the middle of the House Cup Tournament, and therefore had ended up going stag, and had been planning on being stag with Harry so that he wouldn't look like the worlds greatest loser and might actually be able to avoid some embarrassment and humiliation for the night.
Taking in another search of his surrounding for his be speckled best friend, Ron gave a great sigh of relief when he saw Harry enter through the doors of the Great Hall...right behind that slimy git Draco Malfoy, who was being closely fallowed by his date, Pansy Parkingston. How Draco managed to get a date while Ron and Harry we left going stag, Ron would never be able to figure out.
Ron caught Harry's eye across the dance floor and proceeded to wind his way through the various couples (quite a sickening trip if your not one to care for witnessing Cho and Cedric sucking face), and reach Harry so that at last he could stop feeling so damn alone.
Just then, an image of Hermione flashed through Ron's mind, making him feel both confused and a little guilty. See, Ron had not so descreetly insulted Hermione the other day, and when he had witnessed Harry being rejected by Cho (even though he had played her a whole song andeverything on his guitar), Ron had decided to be a good friend and go stag as well. Plus, the only other option was going with Ginny, who was his terribly annoying little sister. And Hermione was butt ugly anyways so...
"Hey Ron," said Harry, breaking his train of thought.
"Have you seen Hermione anywhere?" The question popped out Ron's mouth, startling him and Harry both. Why would Ron care about where Hermione was?
"Uh, why?" Asked Harry, clearly confused.
"Oh, nothing, nothing," Ron waved off the question, trying to quickly think of an excuse before things got awkward, "it's just, you know, I heard Parvarti Patil telling Padma Patil that she had seen Hermione in the girl's locker room before just crying her eyes out in a bathroom stall" Wow, this had to be his worst lie yet, and that includes the day he stole some dungbombs from Fred and George. Ron prayed his ears weren't turning red, that would be a dead give away to Harry that he was lying.
"Crying? What-" Harry began, still plainly confused.
"I dunno isn't that like the saddest thing you've ever heard," Now Ron really had no idea where he was going with this excuse, all he knew was that for some reason he just could not get that bushy-haired night troll out of his mind, "I mean, I dunno, it's just, it was inevitable that one day Hermione would realize that nobody would ever like her. You know, because of her personality (it was annoying...) and her ugly face (now that was a bit harsh...) and misshapen body (where the bloody hell did that come from?since when did Ron think about Hermione's body?), but you know it's just, I dunno, I- I figured that she'd get in at least one night of happiness before she realized she would be growing old alone, you know." Ron quickly took a sip of his butterbeer before he could ramble any further. Seriously, for a moment there Ron was worried Harry would ask if Ron had a crush on Hermione. Not this he did...no not at all.
"Hey you two over here talking about Granger?" Malfoy's annoyingly high pitched voice came from behind them. Somehow he had evesdropped on Ron's rant, thought why he cared, neither Ron nor Harry was quite sure.
"Malfoy, get out of here it's none of you buissness," Harry said quickly, sounded deeply annoyed, "why don't you go dance with Pansy over there." Harry's tone clearly showed his loathing for Malfoy, and Ron wanted nothing more than to punch the git in the face.
Draco, obviously not done with bothering Harry and Ron, told Pansy to go get him some punch so that he could continue to question the pair.
"Wait, um," Pansy began. Ron held in a groan, why couldn't Draco just leave? "I should tell you, there's Squirt in it"
Squirt, for clarification, was the single most disgusting drink known to wizard kind, and the only person who seemed to like it was Harry. Ron always knew that was something mental with his best friend.
"Squirt? Uh, nevermind I'll stay dehydrated" Draco made a face of pure disgust, but still in pursuit in getting rid of Pansy, Draco told her to go powder her nose (even though it was powdery enough already, Ron observed).
"Pain in the arse, right?" Draco addressed them, clearly acting as though they were chums. Ron ignored Malfoy and rolled his eyes; could this night get any worse?
Harry chose not to reply as well, and pretended to be looking around the greath hall fro something.
Draco, somehow not taking the hint that he was unwanted, continued with his speech.
"So anyway, noticed Granger's not around here. Probably for the better too. No one would be able to keep their hummus and pita chips down with that ugly mug of hers darting about"
A surge of anger came over Ron. How dare he insult Hermione like that? Only he and Harry were allowed to insult her. And what are pita chips and hummus anyways?
"God why don't you just give her a break for once, okay, Malfoy" Ron told him coldly.
"Why defending her, Weasley? Have a crush?"
Oh crap, ohcrapohcrapohcrap Malfoy was onto something, something Ron had begun to suspect that night, but even he wasn't sure of his feelings!
"NO!" Ron nearly shouted, he could see Harry giving him a strange look, but decided to question him later, "No, uh, why all the insults, Malfoy? Covering up a crush, huh?"
"Yeah!" Agreed Harry, catching on to what Ron was doing.
Yes, it was hypocritical, Ron had been insulting her not ten minutes ago and He and Harry insulted her almost daily anyways, but this was his and Harry's arch rival. All forms of maintaining integrity when right out the window when it came to him.
"Oh! Right, right," replied Draco, though he sounded a bit worried, "Like I could ever have a crush on that stupid little-"
"OH MY GOSH, YA'LL!" Cried Cho Chang. Someone had just entered the hall. Ron strained his neck to get a look at who it was. Who he saw left him dumbfounded.
"SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL, BLESS HER HEART!"
Ron couldn't agree more. There she was, Hermione Granger, in a pink ballgown. Suddenly, unaware if he was actually making a sound or not, Ron began to sing.
"Here I am, face to face,
with a situation,
I never, though I'd ever see.
It's strange
how a dress,
can take a mess
and make her nothing less than,
beautiful to me"
Yes, that's what she was, absolutely, positively, on the verge of supermegafoxyawesomehot, beautiful. Ron made his way through the crowd to get a better look. at the girl.
"It seems like my eyes have been Transfigured.
Something deep inside has changed.
They've been opened wide but hold that triggerrr"
Ron grimaced and grabbed his stomach, something down near there had suddenly tensed up, and he knew it wasn't a stomach ache...
"This could mean, daaaaaangeeeeerrr"
What?
"I'm fallin' in love, fallin' in love, fallin' in love,
I think I'm
fallin' in love, fallin' in lovem fallin' in loooove!
With Hermione Granger..."
Draco, too, had been starstruck by Hermione's arrival. He actually began to feel something that wasn't completely negative towards her either... WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON?
"What? What the hell is this?
You expect me to sing about her.
I don't care about her."
He was a Malfoy, a Malfoy. Draco Lucius Malfoy. And he was having feelings for a know-it-all Mudblood? How absurd...
"It's just a little make-up,
DRACO WAKE UP!
I'm mistaken..."
Of course he was. How could he not be? But then Hermione turned in his direction and everything changed...
" She, is the HOTTEST girl I've ever seen.
Now, because she's like a girl I've never seen.
Don't know why,
I'd ever be so meeean."
Yes, why woudl he ever be so mean? Draco thought to himself. She is the most beautiful girl in the world. Draco turned to face her fully, as he did so, he began to realize...
"This could mean...
DAAAAANGEEER!
I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love,
I could be,
falling in love, falling in love, falling in loooove!
With Hermione Granger..."
Both lovestruck boys had moved so that they were merely ten feet away from Hermione on either side. Each had an expression of upmost discomfort on their faces, especially Draco, for while they were both coming to terms with these new feelings for a girl they had though they hated, something was also 'growing' inside them at the same time...
And they each remained oblivious to the fact that their entire singing escaped was happening inside their heads...
Ron: "I wanna let her know..."
Draco: "I feel so queasy!"
Ron&Draco: "But I can't let it show..."
Ron: "She'd laugh! Poor Weasley..."
Ron&Draco: "Come on!"
"Ron!" "Draco!"
"You gotta let it go... you gotta let it go, go!"
Draco's voice began to quaver, somethign was happening to himself and he didn't like the idea of what it was...
As Ron began to sing his verse again, Draco looked down at his pants, and upon seeing a strange substance seeping through, exclaimed:
"WHAT! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" (Here I am, face to face...)
Yep, its what he thought alright. Draco quickly covered himself so people wouldn't see his now messy robes..
"I want to sing about her, sing about her! (With a situation I never, though I'd ever see)
I want to make up, GRANGER, WAKE UP! (It's strange how a dress, can take a mess and)
I've been mistaken... (make her nothing less than AH! beautiful to me)
She, IS THE HOTTEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN! (It seems like my eyes have been Transfigured)
Now...because she's like a girl I never seen. (Something deep inside has changed)
Dunno why, I'd ever be so meeeean. (They've been opened wide but hold that trigger)
This could mean.
DAAAAAANGERRRR!
I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
I could be,
falling in love, falling in love, falling in love!
With Hermione Granger...
With Hermione Granger!
With Hermione Granger!
...DANGER!
As the two boys finished singing, though in reality that had simply been staring with their mouths open, Draco took the last few seconds of shock in the room to run out of the hall in into the nearest bathroom in order to clean his pants and save his dignity. Ron, on the other hand, decide to man up (with the help of his many butterbeers that night) and talk to Hermione.
Love is a strange thing at Hogwarts.
I hope you enjoyed the first oneshot!
*for clarification issues, in the last verse, the two boys are singing over each other, therefore, to clarify, Ron's verse is the words in parenthesis, and the lyrics in bold are when the two boys are singing together.*
To view/listen to the song and hear the dialogue, search "A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 11" on YouTube.
DON'T FORGET TO PROMPT!
