Meet the lawyers
The contestants and crew of Total Drama swam for their lives as the lava cascaded behind them, down the once beautiful island. Following Chris's boat, they finally arrived in one piece albeit completely soaked and exhausted on a nearby beach.
"That finale was... AWESOME! The ratings are gonna go through the roof" cheered Chris.
The contestants glared at the heartless host (at least the ones who could still muster any energy did).
"You have got to be kidding me!" yelled Courtney, "You put us through hell for 3 seasons, exploited us for your own benefits and seriously put our lives in danger (yet again)! If you think I'm going to let you live this down, then you clearly have learned nothing from your previous encounter with my lawyers!" she rants while calling them on her (thankfully unharmed) PDA.
Meanwhile, Heather, having been able to stand up, walked up to the soon-to-be dead man. "Even more importantly, I busted my ass trying to win and after coming so close, I end up with NOTHING? This isn't over Mclean! You, or more like what's left of you after Courtney's lawyers get a hold of you again, are gonna be the target of A LOT of revenge seekers, notably me!" She walks off fuming, having very little energy left but still plotting Chris' imminent doom.
"Ugh! As much as I hate, and I do mean HATE agreeing with Heather, this is seriously the last straw, you 'gonna pay this time Chris" LeShawna said.
"Yeah man! That was horrible! You have hurt more people than I have hurt animals, and that's saying something" stated DJ, a sad look in his eyes.
"Guys! We have bigger problems, come over here" Tyler shouted from further along the beach.
Most campers started to gather around him and some gasped at the sight before them. A burnt, trampled and, in short, horrifyingly injured Alejandro was washed up on the beach. Not far away was another disturbing sight as a green, burnt and strangely twitching Ezekiel still held the now useless burned briefcase to his chest.
"Great! Just great! Because I need more lawsuits on my back" Chris sarcastically said. He then motioned to Chef who dragged the two misfortunates away, grumbling something along the lines of 'I hate my life'.
"Now that all that's over with" Chris continued nonchalantly, earning angry looks from the people around him, to wish he acted oblivious, "Go to the hotel we had the losers stay at and don't bother me until your plane to Canada arrives." And with that he walked away.
After a while, pretty much everyone had managed to get up on their feet.
Bridgette and Geoff were surprisingly not making out but arguing about Bridgette's supposed remaining feelings for Alejandro, her gasp at his sad state indicating she might still care.
Katie, Sadie, Beth and Lindsay were listening to LeShawna trash-talk about Heather, agreeing to her every word.
Courtney, having finished her call, was questioning Heather about her actions in the finale which eventually turned into a discussion about their hate for the entire show.
Trent was sitting, back against a palm tree, humming a tune, with Noah reading a book, Justin examining his face in a mirror for any harm done as Harold talked to them about one of the many camps he attended and all trying their best to hide a scared friend, unbeknown to Sierra who was searching high and low for her 'Codykins'.
Duncan and Gwen were off in their own corner talking about horror movies or commenting about people (Harold's pancake butt, Courtney's whining, Alejandro's manipulation, yadda yadda yadda…)
Lastly, DJ, Tyler, Eva and Izzy were pulling together to help Owen get to shore, which he did eventually after grueling efforts.
"Finally! That's everyone!" Eva sighed, "I'm going to the hotel. Can't believe I'm this tired after a physical effort, then again, hoisting Owen up is harder than any training I've ever done, or ever invented"
"Yeah, I'm beat too" said Tyler as he and DJ headed after her.
"Izzy's coming with" Izzy piped up.
Seeing them go and not having much left to do there, the others also started making their way to the hotel for some well-needed rest. Except for Sierra, still staying a bit longer to look for Cody who had managed to slip out unnoticed thanks to the help of the former Drama Brothers plus Owen and Noah.
Later in the evening, the teens were in their new 'rooms' setting up their things for the night, clearly in a less than cheery mood. For you see, after Sierra burned the Jumbo Jet, Chris had to cut back on the budget, which meant the contestants had to sleep in two cheap dormitories the hotel usually rented for school trips. But at least it had the right amount of beds, 12 in the boys' dorm and 12 in the girls'.
Of course, what the unfortunates didn't know is that Chris and Chef each had their own comfortable spacious rooms, with large couches, TVs and mini-fridges (like they needed any more reasons to hate them).
Suddenly, an all too familiar sound was heard. Everyone stopped what they were doing and ran outside in a unified thought: 'please be our plane home, please be our plane home'.
