Reali-T Writing Presents:
My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancée: The Copper Isles
Starring: Reali-T as your evil host! Saraiyu as the "lucky" bride! And You'll Find Out as the BIG FAT OBNOXIOUS FIANCEE!
Episode One: The Lucky Man
Reali-T (RT): Hey, Sarai! It's me, your host for this show. I'm guessing you know what you have to do, right? My friend Ali over there told you, right?
Sarai: What? She told me what?
RT shoots an angry look at Ali, who is working backstage.
RT: You said you would do it!
Ali: Sorry! My friend Kyprioth said he would do it for me!
Both of them look around for Kyprioth, who is also supposed to be backstage. He isn't there. Sarai looks confused.
RT and Ali: KYPRIOTH!
After several minutes, Kyprioth appears.
Kyprioth: Nawat said he would do it!
RT and Kyp look at Nawat, who is busy kissing Ali. Sarai looks more confused.
RT and Kyp: NAWAT!
Nawat: (startled out of kiss) Wha- Oh, yeah, blame the crow. My friend-
Sarai: WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON??
Everyone shuts up and goes back to work.
RT: You have to convince your friends and family that you are marrying a guy in a week. If they all come to the wedding, and no one objects, you will win $1 million.
Sarai: How much is that?
RT: Someone translate that to Kyprish money!
Someone: A lot!
Sarai: Alright, I'm in! The guy I pick is-
RT: Wait! Twist! The twist is...WE choose the guy!
All look at a curtain dramatically. It moves and The Guy comes out.
Sarai: GASP!
It's (drumroll)...
RT: (To audience)Use your heads people! If you've read Trickster's Choice, take a WILD guess who it is. Say it with me now:
All: PRINCE BRONAU!
Sarai faints. Ali dumps cold water on her. She wakes up and starts muttering angrily. Then she sees Bronau.
Sarai: Two problems: You're dead, and you killed my father.
RT: We brought your father, and him back for rating purposes.
Sarai: What would you do without us poor souls to spice it up?
RT: We'd go out of business. Now remember: You must convince everyone that you love him and wish to marry him. Everyone has to come to the wedding, and no one can object, including Bronau's family. Got it?
Sarai: It'll be hard, but I got it.
Bronau kidnaps a random 3-year-old standing nearby and runs off.
RT: SOMEONE GO GET OUR FIANCEE!
Short Chappie, I know. Like it? It'll get interesting later, this was just to introduce the characters and the plot.
My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancée: The Copper Isles
Starring: Reali-T as your evil host! Saraiyu as the "lucky" bride! And You'll Find Out as the BIG FAT OBNOXIOUS FIANCEE!
Episode One: The Lucky Man
Reali-T (RT): Hey, Sarai! It's me, your host for this show. I'm guessing you know what you have to do, right? My friend Ali over there told you, right?
Sarai: What? She told me what?
RT shoots an angry look at Ali, who is working backstage.
RT: You said you would do it!
Ali: Sorry! My friend Kyprioth said he would do it for me!
Both of them look around for Kyprioth, who is also supposed to be backstage. He isn't there. Sarai looks confused.
RT and Ali: KYPRIOTH!
After several minutes, Kyprioth appears.
Kyprioth: Nawat said he would do it!
RT and Kyp look at Nawat, who is busy kissing Ali. Sarai looks more confused.
RT and Kyp: NAWAT!
Nawat: (startled out of kiss) Wha- Oh, yeah, blame the crow. My friend-
Sarai: WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON??
Everyone shuts up and goes back to work.
RT: You have to convince your friends and family that you are marrying a guy in a week. If they all come to the wedding, and no one objects, you will win $1 million.
Sarai: How much is that?
RT: Someone translate that to Kyprish money!
Someone: A lot!
Sarai: Alright, I'm in! The guy I pick is-
RT: Wait! Twist! The twist is...WE choose the guy!
All look at a curtain dramatically. It moves and The Guy comes out.
Sarai: GASP!
It's (drumroll)...
RT: (To audience)Use your heads people! If you've read Trickster's Choice, take a WILD guess who it is. Say it with me now:
All: PRINCE BRONAU!
Sarai faints. Ali dumps cold water on her. She wakes up and starts muttering angrily. Then she sees Bronau.
Sarai: Two problems: You're dead, and you killed my father.
RT: We brought your father, and him back for rating purposes.
Sarai: What would you do without us poor souls to spice it up?
RT: We'd go out of business. Now remember: You must convince everyone that you love him and wish to marry him. Everyone has to come to the wedding, and no one can object, including Bronau's family. Got it?
Sarai: It'll be hard, but I got it.
Bronau kidnaps a random 3-year-old standing nearby and runs off.
RT: SOMEONE GO GET OUR FIANCEE!
Short Chappie, I know. Like it? It'll get interesting later, this was just to introduce the characters and the plot.
