I Want Gerard Butler for Christmas
By: The Phantom's Loving Angel
(Music theme of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas)
I want Gerard Butler for Christmas
Only Gerard Butler will do
Don't want a stuffy, no stinky little toy
I want Gerard Butler to play with and enjoy
I want Gerard Butler for Christmas
I don't Santa Claus will mind, do you?
Please don't come through our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door, that's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
to see my Phantom hero standing there
I want Gerard Butler for Christmas
Only Gerard Butler will do
No Fops named Raoul, no opera managers
I only love my Phantom of the Opera
And my Phantom of the Opera loves me too
(Short Music Interlude)
Mom says Gerard would never come, but then
Teacher says he's here for this season
(Short Music Interlude)
There's lots of room for him in our extra bedroom
I'd play music there and sing in there and give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
to see my Phantom hero standing there
I want Gerard Butler for Christmas
Only Gerard Butler will do
No Fops named Raoul, no opera managers
I only love the Phantom of the Opera
And the Phantom of the Opera loves me too!
