Why you should Never take Ash and Misty, or their friends on an aeroplane...

This is my Summer Story! Whoo! enjoy!

i don't own Pokemon, Friends, Titanic, Falling for You by Colbie Calliat, Vacation from the Pikachu's Vacation, Walkmans, Ipods, or any of the Final Destination Movies!

A short story that popped into my head after watching some Friends! mwah! The One in Vegas? anyone?

it may become a proper story, tell me what u think?

Ikari, Contest and Poke'!

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"C'mon you three! You have to be in Unova by tomorrow morning at the least!" Delia beckoned the group of teenagers into the plane, nervously hoping that her troublesome son would behave...

"I'll make sure they behave Mrs Ketchum, you can count on me!" Brock reassured the middle aged woman, and she thanked Brock and turned to leave, but not before shouting down the terminal to Ash.

"Ash! Make sure you change your underwear EVERY day!" She yelled, causing the black haired boy to shrink in embarassment as many amused friends and strangers smirked at him.

"Ohmygosh, how embarassing..." Ash sighed, flopping into his seat, which happened to be 7A.

Brock smiled cheerfully at Ash, and clambered into the middle row, on the edge as to be as close to Ash as possible.

Suddenly, Misty came up from the terminal, carrying a red drawstring bag, containing Togepi.

Pikachu hated planes, so he had decided to stay at home with Delia for the next week and a half.

She squeezed past the raven haired boy, knocking him in the face with her bag.

"Oww!" He cried, smacking the bag away and rubbing his nose.

"Oops!" Misty giggled, flopping beside him in the seat beside the window.

Togepi hopped onto her lap and chirped as Misty held it up to the window.

Tracey raced over to the trio, and sat beside Brock, tuning into the excited conversation.

"Move!" May yelled, finally shoving past Drew, and clambering into the seat, next to Tracey.

Drew, still grumbling, clambered in beside her.

Max followed close behind, he was dragging a very large and heavy looking book, all about POKe'MON evolution, Professor Oak had leant it to him for the journey.

"Jeez! We're not on this plane for days Max!" May exclaimed, watching as he placed the dusty book on his lap, and scowled at her.

"OMG! I can't wait!" Dawn squealed, dashing over to the seats behind Ash and Misty's and plonking herself by the window.

Soon enough, Paul came trailing in, a grouchy look on his face as he noticed the only free space left was... Beside Dawn.

Grumbling, he sat beside her, trying to ignore her excited jumping on the spot as she waited for the plane to set off.

All of a sudden, the air Hostess stepped forward, creating a hushed silence.

Brock's eyes bulged out of his head as he ogled at her.

After she had shown where the exits were, etc etc, she asked if there were any questions?

Wrong move.

Brock's hand immediately shot up, "Will you go out with me?" His eyes sparkled at her.

She pretended she hadn't heard and as she walked off, Ash and Misty and Tracey sniggering, Brock cried over his erm, 'lost-love'.

Eventually, the icons above each seat lit up, and Ash and his friends pushed in their seatbelts, Misty pushing Togepi in between her seatbelt and her lap.

"We're off! Whoo!" Dawn yelled, screaming as the plane began to move.

The plane began moving down the runway at a fast speed, before it finally tilted back, soaring into the air.

"Whoo! Hands up for the holiday in Unova!" May cried, holding up her hands in delight as they began climbing upwards.

Tracey and Drew, Dawn, Ash and Misty all copied her, and began laughing as they got higher.

Max was already enveloped in his book, and Brock was still crying over being rejected by the air hostess, and Paul, this is Paul we are talking about. He's never happy, not even on Christmas...

As soon as they were high enough, they all removed their seatbelts and began chatting.

"I'm hungry!" Ash wailed, clutching his stomach as it continued to growl like a Poochyena.

"But we've only just got into the air! You had a Burger King less than an hour ago!" Misty yelled, scolding Ash as he reached for the button to call the stewardess.

When the lady arrived, Brock tried flirting, until, courtesy of Misty, a box of biscuits were thrown roughly at his head.

"Whose paying?" Ash asked, pointing to the Sprite can and chocolate bar in her hands.

She pointed at Ash, and he grumbled, giving the woman a ten pound note and picking some food for himself.

Dawn began blabbering about the fact that she couldn't believe they were flying in a plane, when Paul interrupted her.

"I can't believe we're all alive!" He chuckled, taking some peanuts from a bag.

Dawn froze, "What do you mean?" She whimpered, looking with scared eyes at the purple haired teen.

"Have you not seen the movie, Final Destination?" Paul asked her, grinning.

Dawn shook her head.

Tracey and Brock glared at Paul, warning him...

"Brock? What happens in Final Destination?" May asked, glancing at Dawn.

Brock didn't answer precisely, he just said, "I'm not gonna..."

"It starts with a class going on a vacation, and then the plane blows up." Drew explained, never looking up from his ipod.

Dawn squealed, her face filled with terror.

"Drew!" May scolded him, flicking his nose angrily.

"What?" The green haired boy asked innocently, looking up at May and then looking over to see Dawn had gone deathly pale, and quiet too.

"We're gonna die! What if the plane explodes!" Dawn began screaming, attracting attention from everyone unfortunate enough to be near her.

"Shut up!" Paul growled, shoving his hand over her mouth and sighing.

Meanwhile, Ash was still stuffing his face, then Misty glared at Drew.

"You idiot! Why did you have to open your big mouth! You've scared Dawn now!" She yelled, pointing an accusing finger at him and leaning over Ash's lap.

The raven haired boy became red faced as he felt Misty lean over him, a blush creeping to his face.

Drew held his hands up in surrender, "I didn't know! All I heard was, 'Brock? what happens in Final Destination?' So, technically, it's May's fault." He smirked at the brunette, who turned to face him, almost spilling her crisps over Tracey's lap.

"What! Maybe you should listen! Paul brought it up!" She growled at Drew as he plugged his IPOD headphones back into his ears, ignoring her.

The group all turned to face Paul, who still held his hand over Dawn's mouth as she attempted to screech that they were gonna die.

"Hey! I can move my hand if you want?" He explained, but everyone yelled no, so Paul kept Dawn quiet.

"Whatcha listening to Drew?" May asked, looking for something to do.

"Music." He murmured, still looking at his ipod.

May felt her skin beginning to bristle, but she settled down, asking sweetly, "What kind of music?" leaning over his shoulder.

"Rock." He replied, not taking the slightest notice in her as she perched on his shoulder.

May growled in frustration, "What. songs.?" She managed to spit.

"Good ones." Drew replied, until, May grew angrier, and ripped it from his ears, and glared at him.

"Hey! What are you doing?" He yelled, attempting to reach for his headphones and Ipod.

"I wanna listen too!" May yelled back, growling as Drew snatched one headphone, and began demanding for the other.

May clutched it to her chest, preventing Drew retrieving it.

"Just share the damn thing!" Tracey yelled at them.

...

Togepi had fallen asleep on Misty's lap, and the redhead was stroking it, calming it down...

Until Ash had to find his Walkman...

She grew agitated as he turned the volume up louder and louder, causing Togepi to wriggle in her sleep.

"Ash! You're waking up Togepi! " She growled, snatching his Walkman and turning it off.

"Hey! Give it back!" Ash yelled protectively, grabbing his walkman and tugging.

"No! You're waking my Togepi up!" Misty hollered back, grabbing the other side of the large disc shaped music player.

The two began to play tug of war, until Brock got handed Togepi.

Then, it was just, War.

Later that afternoon, Ash and Misty were still arguing.

"You're so embarassing Misty! Everyone's glaring at us!" Ash growled, attempting to steal his Walkman back, but the redhead clung on tight.

"Nuh huh, anyways, I don't know why but, I just don't get embarassed easily Ash, unlike you." Misty smirked.

"We'll see about that..." Ash giggled, before yelling out on the plane in a shocked voice,

"Look Missy! I don't care how many times you beg me to have sex with you on the plane! I will not have sex with you!" As Ash finished, the entire capacity of the plane turned to face Misty.

Misty almost fainted, she practically went bright red and everytime a guy was headed to the toilets, they'd stop and say they were off to the loo, and whether she wanted to come too...

Misty was completely traumatised by the incident, and Ash high-fived Drew as the two boys began sniggering as the third man passed by Misty, staring at her that trip.

All of a sudden, an idea clicked in Misty's head, infront of them, sat a fat, bald man.

Misty quickly reached forward, delivering a quick peck to the top of his head and looking shocked as she sat beside Ash again.

The man turned around, an angry look on his face, "What the hell do you think you're doing?" He angrily yelled, scowling at the two teens for an explanation.

Ash just gulped.

"I am so so sorry Sir, but I think my friend," She pointed at Ash, "Must really really like you, I am so sorry!" Misty explained, watching as the man gave a horrified Ash a filthy look, before turning back around.

"Guess we're about even then!" Misty smiled at Ash, watching from the corner of her eye as Brock and Tracey found it hard to snigger quietly.

The look on Ash's face was... Well, Priceless. He became stunned. He looked as if he'd seen a ghost...

The look stayed on his face for another hour until, Ash decided for revenge.

Later on, Ash, with the boys watching, made an extremely loud farting noise, infact, it sounded so real, that everyone on the plane turned back to Ash and Misty's seat.

Ash immediately covered his nose and pretended to gag.

He could be quite the little Drama King when he wanted to be...

"Ohmygod Misty! Couldn't you have waited? You know pistachios don't agree with your stomach!" Ash pretended to gag again, while Misty, looked horrified.

She realised, this was more than just an Ash and Misty fight, THIS, was war.

As night began to fall, and Dawn fell asleep, and Ash and Misty hadn't pranked or spoken to eachother for hours, May began to drift off.

She felt with her eyes closed for the nice headrest of the seat with her head, and settled against it.

Boy, these headrests heat up! They're kinda bony too though... May thought, until , her headrest began to shuffle...

May started shrieking until a hand covered her mouth.

She opened her chestnut eyes and came face to face with a panicky pair of green eyes.

"Chill May! It's just me! Drew!" He explained slowly, before, removing his hand and watching her blush.

"S-sorry..." May whispered meekly, Drew shook his head and was about to start talking to her when he spotted Ash grabbing two cups of coffee for both him and Misty.

When Ash handed Misty her cup of coffee, she immediately, Drew noticed, pressed the help button.

A stewardess came running down the busy aisle. That, was when Misty used both her coffee and Ash's to tip onto Ash's crotch of his jeans, leaving a massive wet patch.

Ash, just stared as his trousers got wetter and wetter, and then, the stewardess arrived.

Misty smiled at her, before beckoning to Ash and saying, "I'm sorry but I wondered if you had any spare pants on board for my friend?" She then pointed to Ash's crotch.

The stewardess looked totally gobsmacked, and blushing, she shook her head and scurried off.

Drew began laughing his head off, elbowing Max in the process, making his book fall over.

Scowling, the kid picked it up and dusted the cover, before reading it again.

Ash just kept his enlargened chocolate eyes glued to his, soaking wet crotch in fright.

Not to forget, the coffee had been HOT when Misty had tipped it on him.

He stared at Misty, who was sniggering silently, her shoulders heaving up and down as her quiet giggles filled Ash's ears.

He scowled at her. He'd get her back...

Ash glanced backwards, hoping Paul hadn't caught the embarassing coffee accident.

But Ash took a double take as he glanced over the seat.

Paul was, infact, fast asleep, and Dawn was leaning against him comftably.

Ash nudged Misty who in turn gazed at the two sleeping beauties and mouthed an 'aww'ing sound.

... AN HOUR LATER...

Ash glanced around, before, looking at his clock.

It was 10:24, and Brock, Dawn and Paul, not to forget Togepi had fallen asleep.

The egg was still curled up on Brock's lap, whilst he slept calmly.

Beside him, Tracey was watching a movie on the mini-tv infront of him.

May and Drew were listening to Drew's ipod, and Max was, well, still reading his book.

Ash then glanced at Misty.

She had her knees on the chair and was resting her head against the window, Ash's walkman plugged into her ears.

The raven haired teen sighed, before staring at his own minature TV screen and using Brock's headphones to listen to some movie, Ash didn't even know...

Ash really didn't get the gist. It was just some guy, standing with a girl at the end of a ferry, a bit like the S.S. Anne before it had sunk.

Misty saw the reflection of the television in the window and turned, to find herself surprised as Ash was watching Titanic.

She looked amused at the expression on his face. It was one of his looks that Misty knew meant he didn't really have a clue what was happening, but was eager to find out...

She turned back to the window and turned the Walkman back on...

She couldn't believe he still HAD his Walkman...

Trust Ash to be original... She thought to herself, shoving a CD in at random.

She soon found herself listening to a song she had never heard before...

She listened carefully to the lyrics,

I don't know but,

I think I may be,

Fallin' for you,

Droppin' so quickly,

Maybe I should,

Keep this to myself,

Wait until I,

Know you better,

I am trying, not to tell you,

But I want to,

But i'm scared of what you'll say,

Misty decided she would have to steal this CD off of Ash...

She switched songs...

"Vacation's where I'm gonna be! Party on the beach where the fun is free! We need a holiday so it's time to celebrate, Cos I need a break, I need Vacation!"

Misty began to feel very sleepy, and soon, she dozed off.

Ash felt himself began to nod slowly off, and could't stop himself as he did.

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Later on..

The group of eager Sinnoh, Hoenn and Kanto kids, plus 1 egg, had become completely worn out and were all fast asleep.

May sucked her thumb and was curled up next to Drew, the two still had the ipod in...

Max had fallen asleep hunched over his book, still holding it up, his green rimmed glasses had slid down from his eyes and were resting on his nose.

Tracey had fell asleep, and was leaning back in his chair.

Brock was leaning over, into the isle, Togepi still balanced on his lap comftably...

Paul was dreaming with Dawn snuggled up to him, and Ash was fast asleep, Misty's head resting on his shoulder and his head on hers.

Half an hour later, Ash reawkoe to the whirring of the plane's exhaust, and glanced over to see the redhead leaning into him, a smile plastered on her face.

Ash thought that maybe some crosswords would pass the time as he spotted Misty's sudoku and crossword book and rummaged through it, pulling a pen with it.

Misty snuggled deeper into Ash's shoulder, making him freeze and blush at her, pen in midair.

Then slowly, Ash looked at Misty, looked at the pen, Misty, pen, pen, Misty...

It went on like this for a bit until Ash snapped his fingers quietly.

Oh yes, dear readers, Ash Ketchum had taken this war to the next level...

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"Thank you for flying with us at the Dragonite Airport, we hope you will be flying with us again soon." The speakers spoke, opening the doors to the plane and revealing the Unova region, bathed in moonlight.

Misty and the others gathered their stuff, and Misty thanked the hostess, she glanced next at Ash, "Did you enjoy your flight sir?" She asked, Ash smirked like a Wobbuffet.

"It was THE BEST!" Ash sniggered, following after Misty, who was still , completely clueless.

Brock scolded May and Drew as they chased each other around the airport baggage collection, on trolleys.

People stopped and stared at Misty as she walked past, she narrowed her eyebrows as a young boy began giggling at her.

Ash just barely could contain his laughter.

...

May and Drew, still both half asleep, gathered their bags along with everyone else and began walking towards the coach that would take them to their hotel.

1:27am, read Brock's clock as he assembled everyone, making sure that they all had their bags and Togepi was present.

Eventually, the gang got to the backseats of the bus as it drove off.

Ash flopped by the large window, Dawn settling next to him, then Misty, then May, and Tracey.

Paul sat one in front, Drew beside him.

Brock sat the other side, Max beside him with Togepi on his lap.

Dawn immediately dozed back off, resting inbetween him and Misty.

Ash could no longer doze, he watched out the window excitedly as strange trees and desert condidtions flew past the window...

Max seemed to mask Ash's excitement, and keot his gaze out the window the entire time...

...

Finally, they pulled up at the grandest hotel Ash had ever seen in his life!

Large fountains sprayed outfront, and palm trees lined with small streetlights helped them find their way up to the entrance.

Paul trudged up to the hotel, May following close behind, then Max, Drew, Misty, Ash, sniggering behind her, Dawn, dragging her bags, and Tracey, carrying Togepi, and last but not least Brock, bringing up the rear...

As they walked up the giant marble steps, Ash and Dawn and May stared in complete awe of the place.

They were assigned two rooms next to eachother.

Dawn suggested boys in one, girls in other, but when Brock pointed out there were only 3 girls and 6 boys, she shrugged.

In the end, Ash ended up in room one, along with Dawn, Misty, and Tracey, whilst Drew, May, Max, Paul and Brock got the other.

Misty and Ash of course, both ran for the bed beside the balcony door, but when Misty leapt on it, Ash was too tired to fight back, and let her have it, rambling as he went.

Dawn went for the bed in the corner, and threw herself on it, exhausted.

tltracey had placed his stuff on the bed next to Dawn's, leaving Ash the sofa bed between Misty and Tracey.

...

Nextdoor, May and Drew fought over the top bunk bed, but Drew gave in, letting the brunette seize herself a bed, and a victory.

Brock took the large bed facing the wall, and Paul took the one by the balcony, whilst Max got the sofa bed, and Drew clambered into the bottom bed.

...

Just as the room 1 occupants took it in turns getting ready for bed, Ash settled down, closing his eyes tight.

Tracey came out allowing Misty to get a go.

Just as Ash was about to doze off he heard Misty scream.

"Misty! What's wrong?" Dawn called, Tracey behind her.

"Ash Ketchum! I am going to kill you!" Misty yelled, emerging from the bathroom, pointing at her face.

Ash had forgottern about his, erm,handiwork, and hid under the covers in an attempt to not be seen.

Misty teared his covers off, glaring at him.

"When did you do this!" She yelled, pointing at her new facial features.

Ash tried desperately not to laugh as Misty began to remind him of Mario, especially with her doodle on moustache and beard ...

Ash turned his gaze back to Misty, who stood, glaring at him, waiting for an answer.

"Oh my god. You did this on the plane, didn't you? When I fell asleep! Omigod!" She groaned, scowling fiercely at Ash.

"It'll come off Mist..." He groaned, trying to hide but Misty yanked him by the ear out of bed and into the bathroom with her.

She tried makeup, sponges, soap, nothing worked.

They gave up around 3am, and went back to bed, but not before Misy wacked Ash with her mallet...

Ash sighed, some vacation this was turning out to be...

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To BE Continued!

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