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Here For The Cake

By waterrain

"Did you know Hitler was married on April 29, 1945." America said to England and he ignored the outraged expression. "Oh and today is Dance Day since it is April 29. Don't you love dancing?"

"You are unbelievable." England stated bluntly and he really does wonder about America at times.

"The Siege Of Al Amara ended April 29 1916." America commented calmly and he ignored England's twitching eyebrows. "You know that April 29 is Shōwa Day in Japan."

"You should shut up and just pay attention to the wedding." England said firmly and he watched as America rolled his eyes.

"I came here for the cake not to watch that dude and that chick get married. I do not care about that royal guy's wedding." America told him cheerfully while smiling.

"You shameless gluttonous bastard. This is the wedding of Prince William and the one he is marrying is Kate Middleton." England told him fiercely and his fists were clenched in annoyance.

"Did a British person make the wedding cake?" America asked calmly and he was having second thoughts about wanting to eat some of the cake.

"Yes and all of the food has only British-based ingredients." England replied proudly and noticed that America was gagging. "What is the bloody hell is wrong with you?"

"I'm happy that the food has not been served yet. To think I was going to have congress declare war if I did not get a piece of that wedding cake. I had thought it would be totally worth it." America said causally and he sighed heavily.

"Wait, What-" England started to ask and his green eyes were wide.

'Declare war over cake? Is he insane?' England wondered silently as he stared at the blue eyed Nation. 'Over a bloody cake?'

",But now if I eat any of that food or cake…I would have congress declare war on you for trying to kill me. Seriously, Your cooking and the cooking of your people should be used as a weapon." America finished cheerfully and he stood up. "Anyway, I'm going and stuff. They might last, but if they don't then hopefully the divorce won't be messy or full of the usual drama and scandal that normally happens when your royal people divorce. Hopefully no one gets their head cut off or commits murder or commits anything bad. I wonder if they will cheat on each other or something."

America raced away and England's cheeks were crimson in rage.

"America! Get back here! How dare you try to jinx them! They have not even officially married yet!" England yelled angrily as he ran after the laughing blue eyed Nation.

"I should have stayed home and made myself a wedding cake!" America called out and he snickered to himself for England was swearing at him viciously.

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