A note to everyone out there: all characters from here on in belong to Rumiko Takahashi, not me. Oh, and this song is sung to the tune of Copacabana by Barry Manilow.

The Tendo Dojo

His name was Ranma. He studied kempo.
He had a pigtail in his hair and fiancées here and there.
He's got this curse where he becomes a girl.
He got it months ago at a place called Jusenkyo.
It's got cursed springs full of drowned things
Like a duck, cat, pig, panda and a girl. Shwing!

At the Tendo, the Tendo Dojo,
The hottest spot east of Kyoto.
At the Tendo, the Tendo Dojo,
There's fighting and stomping and lots of glomping.
At the Dojo.

She was Akane, a real bad cook.
Her dad made a decree; she was Ranma's bride-to-be.
She didn't like it, nor did Ranma.
To her Ranma was kawaii, but was also a hentai.
Ranma gets on Akane's case and gets mallet in the face.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Ranma's left for outer space.

From the Tendo, the Tendo Dojo,
The hottest spot east of Kyoto.
At the Tendo, the Tendo Dojo,
There's fighting and stomping and lots of glomping.
At the Dojo.

His name was Ryoga. He was the Lost Boy.
When he turned into a pig he really flipped his wig.
Good ole Ucchan made okinomiyaki.
And Mousse loved Shampoo oodles while Cologne cooked ramen noodles.
The three worked hard all day. They all came from far away.
And when they got to Nerima they opened the Cat Café!

Near the Tendo, the Tendo Dojo,
The hottest spot east of Kyoto.
At the Tendo, the Tendo Dojo,
There's fighting and stomping and lots of glomping.
At the Dojo.

So, how'd you all like that? Kinda weird? Stupid? The most fantastic thing you ever read? Then tell me! I know the verses are a little strange, but like I said in the description, I wrote it at 2 in the morning. And if anybody can tell me what kawaii means, I'd appreciate it. I heard on an episode before, but didn't know what it meant. So, to sum up, REVIEW!!!