Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! Every one came to where the screams were originating from. It was Ed's room. "What's wrong Ed?" "I was playing pate cake with a friend and at the end I rubbed my hands on my legs⦠and then I accidentally transmuted my arm onto my head" "So just transmute your arm back" "I can't I also changed my auto mail arm into a right arm" "I know what to do" said Roy.
"So you're still not talking to Roy?" inquired Hawkeye "no I mean I now have auto mail hair because of him" replied Ed "So well who could have thought that marbles were that flammable?" "I guess but who uses carrots to make an alchemy circle?" "Well auto mail hair is kind of cool don't ya think" "I guess I mean I can fly so I guess its ok" "maybe you should apologies for killing that angle on his shoulder" "what dose it matter because of asexual cellular division he has two devils" "don't you think that might cloud his judgment?" "Maybe but its not like he's very high ranking" "yes he is he has been the supreme ruler of the world ever sense that vote about hunting mongooses" "oh yeah maybe I should go before he starts a war" "he already has against all the pictures of apples with faces on them" "oh how's it going?" "Ok but there are more of those darn 1st graders against him they he excepted" "darn those 1st graders just because they control Armstrong with the overmind they think they own the galaxy" "they do" "oh yeah"
Roy was confergled (confused to the extreme) to say the least. Why all those words for the crosswords couldn't don't fit in was very strange for him. Right now he was looking for a five letter word for idiot starting with i. but magleflabbergastrice didn't seem to fit for some reason. Oh well he snapped his finger and said his catch phrase "I'm smarter then the average single celled organism" of course the single celled organism toke offense from this and attacked.
Ed thought he should go talk to Roy but when he found his body he reported it but for some reason he was sent to jail. Havoc later jumped off a building in a desperate attempt to get free pizza. It didn't work out though it did make Armstrong to a new type of toothpaste.
