I could have never expected this. I was more likely to be hit by lightning. I was more likely to be attacked by a shark. It was even more likely that there would be eternal world peace. But this, this was impossible. I was teleported to a place that doesn't even exist. I got sucked into the town of Magnolia, home of the Fairy Tail guild.

Let's start at the beginning. My name is Alaska Peters. Yeah, like the 49th state and the guy's name. Get over it. Anyway, I'm 17 years young (or old, whatever you frickin' prefer), 5 foot 7 inches tall, red-headed as frick, blue-eyed as shit, and have (as I'm told) a hella bad attitude. Apparently, I have the biggest sailor's mouth since the invention of sailors. Well, damn you, person who invented sailors. Thanks for making a word for my potty mouth.

So, back to the story. I was watching anime over the weekend (tell anyone I like anime and I will kill you). Anime was a nice little escape from the hellhole we call school and life in general. When life gives you lemons, eat them and watch anime while enjoying your lemony snack. Screw limes. But that's besides the point.

I was watching Fairy Tail on Saturday (on YouTube, of course) and I saw a suggested video that I just so happened to click on. The Fairy Tail opening theme played while the screen was pitch black. I reached out to give it a good whack for being so frickin' laggy. As soon as my hand touched the screen, my hand went right through it. Well, frick. I thought as I was sucked through the damn computer screen.

Inside the computer was different than I expected. It was swirly and rainbow-y and crap. It gave me a headache. I got this tingling feeling and it felt like my body got all magic-y. I looked around and came face to face with a dragon. A big-ass dragon. Holy shit. It looked me dead in the eye and its ice breath blasted me fully. I wiped my face and was about to yell the crap out of that dragon, but it opened its mouth again.

"What have I told you about your mouth, young lady? Be more mindful of your tongue before I come and tear it out. I swear I raised you better than this, Alaska Peters, or I am not your mother, Aella, dragon of ice," she scolded. Wait. Since when is my mom a FRICKIN DRAGON!? MY MOM ISN'T A FRICKIN DRAGON!

"Mind yourself, Alaska. Or you will be in real trouble in this world. Now behave," The dragon warned, spreading her wings and flying off into the rainbow-y distance.

"YOU AREN'T MY GODDAMN MOM! YOU'RE A FRICKIN' DRAGON!" I screamed at her, face flushing with anger. A ringing sound came from in front of me and I turned to it. I really wish I hadn't frickin' done that.

The ringing came from a brightest light I'd ever seen in my damn life. Slowly, I reached for it. Worst frickin' mistake yet. It pulled me in without warning, me screaming a shitload of curses and general screaming, until I landed in a giant-ass tree. I broke through the branches really fast, falling to my presumed death. Hell, was I wrong.

I ended up crashing to the ground with maybe 27 scrapes and bruises. I stood up and looked around. I was in the middle of a park, surrounded by what looked like a town. A train could be heard from the distance. Most of the buildings were made of brick and stone. A river ran through the near-center of town. Brushing myself off, I decided to wander around town and see if there was any inn that I could stay at.

After aimlessly walking around for maybe two and a half hours, I saw a fairly large building that read Fairy Tail across the sign above the door. Oh well, why the frick not, I thought as I walked through the doors.