Oke please review! This is my first fanfiction and I really want some people to love it!

Fandom: Transformers TFP

Title: Megatron, No!

Summary: Lucy was a simple girl, with a simple life. She loved Megatron from transformers prime most though! Best ever! A transformers transformation story filled with love, lust, and adventure! OC x ….? Whom knows?

Chapter 1: Discovery

I love waking up on a Saturday at 6 in the morning. Not. Ugh. Work is so hard. I hate going to work, especially because I work as a telemarketer and a chef at a college campus. I don't make a lot of money, and it doesn't help that I spend it all on mr. sexy boots, aka- megatron.

Hi, my name is lucy, I'm 26. I have giant 32E boobs, that I usually put behind a nice cardigan, but they bounce everywhere, and I really can't get them to stop acting like they're straight from a hentai.

I got dressed, putting on a pair of lime green socks, and a decepticons tshirt, before slipping on a flared skirt that had a slit up the side to show off my sexy, muscular but thin legs. I usually keep my hair up in a messy bun, as I did today and I slid on my bright red glasses, before grabbing a poptart from my apartment kitchen that I shared with my best friend, Destinee Kristall Othello, but most people call her Stacy.

"Hey Stacy." I said, as she drank a mason jar filled with koolaid and beer. She grunted, scratching her butt before walking out of the room. I shrugged, goths do weird things.

I headed to work, and clocked in, answering calls while thinking about my favorite being on the face of the earth- Megatron. He was so beautiful. SO fucking beautiful? I just. Don't know what to do about how frikken beautiful megatron is. I finally headed home around 9 pm, and knew Stacy was already at work. I turned on the lights, only to see my megatron collective figurine box open, laying on the floor. I gasped and picked it up, seeing that it was gone from the box and began to cry.

"Megatron!" I sobbed, "Where'd you go."

Suddenly I was picked up by the biggest thing I've ever seen, and I felt myself lubricate.

"Little Woman." He growled gruffly in my ear and I nearly moaned. Fuck yes, Mr. sexy boots. I love you.

I gasped, "Y-yes?"

"Cry again, and I will rip out your fucking heart." He set me down and sat on my couch, looking annoyed.

I stared at him wide eyed before looking at the box and realizing! It was him! I furrowed my brow. He'd fucking pay for what he did! My entire retirement plan required he stay in the box! Doesn't he know this is America?!

I walked up to him and slapped him across the face, "You bitch! How the fuck am I supposed to go to florida now?"

He looked at me wildly, and grabbed my leg, staring at me, "you are very small to be talking with such large words."

I stared at him, "Fuck you! You're a piss machine! I'm gonna go sleep, you don't smuch my couch, asshole." I growled.

He shrugged and turned on the tv, fiddling with it before finally settling in to watch Fast and Furious.

I went to bed, dreaming of fast cars and big breasted women.

-Beep Beep, Shockwave, Beep, Beep Line Break-

Destinee Kristall Othello POV

Long night at work. I opened the door, thinking about eating an entire pack of my frozen burritos in the fridge and fall asleep listening to the chip eating asmr again, and saw a big ass robot sitting on our couch, watching titantic, and he was….crying? Well, lucy's brought home weirder shit. Like that one dude who wanted to-….ugh. who would disrespect guacamole like that?

"Who are you!" He yelled in my ears, and I stared at him with big eyes. I could not believe a big ass fuckin tinker toy was in my house right now. What kind of mayo bullshit is this? I sighed, "I'm Destinee Kristall Othello, but most people call me stacy."

He looked confused for a moment, "Wheres the stacy come from?"

I opened a bag of chips and sat next to him, "Jack dies."

He Glared at me deeply, "Don't say blasmephy." I shrugged in reply, eating the sour cream and onion chips as fast as I could before getting up and grabbing two of the frozen burritos and eating them.

Megatron looked at me, and paused, "What are those?"

"What?" I spat through a mouthful of frozen burrito.

He said slightly louder, "WHAT ARE THOSE?"

I swallowed, "Sorry, couldn't hear you over my own eating. These are frozen burritos. Not microwaved. Microwaves are evil. I don't believe in them. They're disgusting."

"Hey stacy."
"Yea?" I asked cronching again.

"Can I have a burrito?" HE asked me, giving me puppy dog eyesz.

I shrugged, and munched again, "I guess so." I spat onto his arm accidentally and leaned over, licking up the beans that had dropped there, "Just don't take my milk. I use it for feedings."

He looked mildly concerned, almost wanting to ask, but he didn't and got up and went inot the kitchen, "Jeeze, bitch you live like this?"

I laughed through the burrito, "I've tasted assholes that have more personality than you."

He came back in, amd sat down next to me, eating the burrito, moaning and making a mess all over his chest. I looked over him, and noticed he wasn't cleaning it up and I licked his metal boobie, and swallowed the thawed tortilla, and looked up at him, "Hi."

He looked up at me, "hi….. wow….. that wa.s…. wow…."

I nodded, "I have to shit. Goodnight." I walked out of the room. HE followed me, and grabbed my arm before kissing my cheek, "Thank you…. For the burrito….. I won't forget."

I nodded solemnly, "I know you won't."