One day, Pepe the Frog met a based dude named Tom Robinson. Pepe didn't care that Tom was black because SJWs are the real racists.
"I need your help, Pepe," said Tom. "I'm the victim of a false rape accusation, but I can't get a lawyer because anyone who defends me is called a rape apologist."
"I'll defend you, Tom," said Pepe. Then they went to the courthouse and started having the trial.
"That man raped me!" shrieked a lazy feminist bitch named Mayella Ewell. "You have to believe me because I have a vagina!"
"Well, we do have to listen and believe," said the cucked judge.
"Hold on!" Pepe declared with manly vigor. "Which side of your face did Tom hit?"
"How dare you ask a rape victim questions!" yelled the judge, who had a very small penis. "This is like a second rape!"
"Just answer the question!" demanded Pepe, ignoring the judge's pathetic attempt at white-knighting.
"It was the right side of my face, if you must know!" said Mayella, succumbing to the authority of an alpha male.
"But Tom's left hand was broken by commies when he was a kid!" Pepe exclaimed. "That means he could not beat you on the right side of your face!"
"That's enough facts and reality for today!" declared the judge. "Now it's time for the part where we virtue-signal that we believe women!"
But the based jury could now see that Mayella was a lying feminist cunt and the judge was a worthless beta male. They found Tom innocent and sent Mayella to jail for making a false rape accusation. Also, the judge was sent to jail for being a cuck. Pepe gave a MAGA hat to his new friend Tom, and then set off on his next adventure.
