So you think you're a wizard?
Who has the wiz factor? The question has been sked for years but now we're about to find out! So you think you're a wizard, the brand new hit show that is gripping the nation will begin on Saturday nights, wizards will cast spells, brew potions and predict the future to win the grand prize, a brand new superfast international standard Firebolt broomstick.
Head master of Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry, the eccentric Albus Dumbledore, who is a judge on the show, says "This is the best wizarding talent show since 'so you think you can be a death eater?'- we just want to find the most talented wizard in the country!"
Dumbledore is joined by notorious mass murderer Lord Voldemort, minister for magic Cornelius Fudge and super magical child star, the boy with the scar; Harry Potter! The show is hosted by super-handsome blue eyed boy, its Gilderoy Lockheart! It's a dream show for Lockheart "It's amazing to see so many beautiful witches competing." He says, fixing me with a gleaming grin.
"I've learnt a lot of spells and potions now, so I'm definitely the most talented here."
Already the judges are antagonising each other. "Voldemort is just crazy, I think something is the matter with him. Every time I go near him he just tries to murder me- It's hard to handle!"
But so you think you're a wizard isn't just about the judges hate lives- auditions have started across the UK from Devon to Derby! Thousands of wannabe wizards flocked in; showing off their talents though some a simply awful.
They have to be able to cast spells, brew potions and just create the real excitement and anticipation of wizardry. Those who make it through the auditions will win a place at wand camp.
Over three weeks at wand camp the hopefuls will be whittled down to just ten wizards who will go through to the live stages and public vote. Then eventually one wizard will be chosen as the super-talented best wizard of all time. It's certainly going to enliven Saturday night TV, going head to head with BBC one's so you think you can play quidditch. But Dumbledore and Fudge hope it does better than the Bulgarian version, which was destroyed when Voldemort and Harry had a duel half way through the auditions. The appeal of Voldy, Dumby, Locky, Fudgey and Potty should see to that!
