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This is the third in the preliminary grape pie trilogy. I suggest reading the second installment before this one (iCarly and the Return of the Son of the Preliminary Grape Pie) and skipping the first one as it's isn't as necessary and may be hard to read.
Anyways the backstory: Along came the date of 11/23/12 when a fateful email arrived in my inbox. It's subject was "Series Finale of iCarly premiers tonight, don't miss their final adventure!". I was shocked, even though I had never seen an actual episode of this show I knew it was my cousins absolute FAVOURITE and I had in fact sent her transcripts of 2 lost movies I had happened across in various circumstances before. I wondered what that would mean come March when I typically found these movies. (You might be wondering how such an email found itself in my inbox in the first place. Funnily enough it's related to these movies in another way.)
Well anyway, along came March when lo and behold, I discovered what is known as "The Lost Last iCarly movie". Detailed in the following chapters is a detailed transcript of the movie which I sent to my cousin who I assure you is a rabid iCarly fan and really appreciated these. As I hope you do. And meanwhile detailed below is another message I sent her after I had found the movie in the first place.
That's all.
Subject: So something pretty interesting happened to me the other day
Yeah so you'll never guess what happened to me the other day.
So I was riding my bike home from school it was a Thursday so I was biking home because I'd get home faster that way. Anyways so I just passed that road with the Wal-Mart and the jamba juice just before you get to the bike path by the freeway when I look over and you know that clearing full of dirt? With the dumpster? Well there was a short line of people walking up to it and jumping inside. Inside the dumpster. So I ditch my bike and go up to see why people were just jumping in the dumpster when I find out that the bottom of the dumpster led to an underground cave. Curious, I jumped in after them to find that it wasn't really a cave so much as an underground movie theatre. Red carpet on the floor and soft lights in the corners. From what I could tell the theatre only had one screening room and there was a line of people waiting to buy tickets for it. So I ask the person in front of me "So what movie is this that everyone's waiting to see?"
And he turns around and looks at me like I should already know, "It's the last iCarly movie."
That's when I notice the posters, "iCarly and the legend of the preliminary cherry pie."
Luckily they accepted my McDonalds Monopoly free cheeseburger game piece (It was the only thing I had on me I could pay them with) and let me in.
Unfortunately I learned after the fact that the reason people had to go to an underground movie theatre to see the movie was because iCarly was cancelled a few months prior. Because of that they couldn't show it in the regular movie theatres due to legal issues and stuff.
But luckily for you I just happen to have a bootlegged copy. Recorded not on dvd though but through email transcripts that I shall send to you in the next few weeks or so (In other words just like before)
You can thank me later, I know how much you liked that show.
~Ben
