This is a collaboration piece between MattEnvy and I. Sorry if characters seem OOC.
Standard Disclaimer: We don't own FMA or DN. If we did, we'd be rich!
The sun was shining and making the cloudless day even more beautiful. In the meantime, Envy was sulking in a seedy bar, drowning his woes in rum. A young man of eighteen, with bright red hair and orange goggles, walked in, plopping down on the stool next to Envy.
"That's my seat! Go away stupid mortal!" These words came from the ever eloquent Envy.
In retaliation, Matt drew out his gun and shot a man who was drooling on a nearby table. This caught Envy's attention who struck up a conversation with the lowly mortal. "Mortal, where are you from?"
"The name is Matt, not mortal, half-top wearing freak!" Envy just looked at Matt with a sideways glance.
"At least I don't have awkward looking glasses!"
"Whatever, just go away freak." Envy just ignored this and ordered another rum. The intoxicated Envy began ranting about his unfair life. "My creator makes me into a character that wears a half-top and skirt and makes me look like a girl. On top of that, I turn into an ugly, tiny, green monster!"
"You think you have it bad?" Matt questioned disbelievingly.
"Yeah, I do! I turn into a tiny green monster!"
"Well, I'm only in two episodes since I'm killed off immediatly. And look at my outfit! What normal person would wear this?"
Envy looked at Matt empathetically. "I understand you pain," Envy lamented. Matt paused in his rant at Envy's statement. After a moment or two, he continued on.
"On top of that, I have to deal with Mello, who is basically an angry, cross-dressing, Mafia freak!" At the end of his rant, he ordered another gin, which happened to be his fifth. The two drunk passed out on the bar counter, drooling.
The door burst open, revealing an angry Lust and even angrier Mello. The two looked at each other and muttered a simple statement, "Revenge is sweet," and dragged out their fellow characters.
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