Zak walked into the hall. The Claw was in his hand. He had an evil grin on his face.

"I'm not afraid of you," called Zak. Out from the other side of the hallway, Arnold Schwarzenegger walked out from the other side. He turned and looked at Zak. He pointed his gun at him.

"Hasta la vista, baby," he said. He started to shoot at Zak. Then, the Titanic hit the hallway. The terminator was chopped in half. "I'll be back." he said

Author's note: This story was a joke I decided to write after talking with my friends. I usually don't write comedy, but I just couldn't resist! J J ;)