Honest Trailer presents Pokémon: The Anime

You love the games, the card game, the toys, the action figures, the plushes and any other merchandise to satisfy your Poké-thirst. Now prepare for the only thing of the franchise that truly sucks: the Japanese cartoon you've been watching when you were still a kindergartener.

POKÉMON: THE ANIME

Enter the world of Pokémon, through of a perspective of a dumbass 10 year-old (Ash Ketchum), who leaves his house at a very short age. So he can capture animals, making them fight against other animals, stealing bikes from girls of his age until toast them, fighting against criminals who want to take over the world and several other shenanigans he does on his way. It follows the exact plot of the game, except he loses at the end.

You thought FOX animated sitcoms are formulaic. Think again when you see Ash hanging out with a short-temper girl named Misty and a horny teenage named Brock, and they travel all around the Kanto region, winning badges and kicking Team Rocket's asses, just to lose the Kanto league at the end, because Charizard was a disobedient douchebag. But he goes to the Johto region, winning badges and kicking Team Rocket's asses, just to lose the league again. And after that point, the show just gives up it does the exact same thing every region with just replacing the friends, so the old ones don't have to sit through Ash's failures forever.

Groan of disappointment when you realize the focus of the show isn't only the Pokémon themselves, it's also the boring humans having to deal with them, then you never see them again. In a episode formula so lazy, that you swear Michael Bay took inspiration from it for his Transformers movies. (The scene from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen where two dogs are having sex is shown) My god, I hope they don't make two Pokémon f*cking each other.

So grab your Pokédex, Pokéballs, and everything else with the word 'Poké'. Then throw them out of the window when you realize you've been wasting your life watching a cartoon that doesn't go anywhere. In fact, it makes Ash's Pikachu losing against...A WATER MONKEY?! And...TEAM ROCKET?! F*CK THIS SHOW, I'M DONE WITH IT!

Star-

You know what? This show doesn't deserves the 'Starring'! So, here's what I'm gonna do.

Starring...

The following Pokémon-related animated shows that are better than the main Anime.

Pokémon Chronicles

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Pokémon Rangers

Detective Pikachu

Pokémon Origins

Pokémon Mega Evolution Special

And even the parodies you find in Youtube for free

POKÉMON: SH*T VERSION

Yeah, the Anime is garbage, but the theme song is still kinda awesome...even though it's also full of BS.

I wanna be the very best

Than no one ever was

End of the Honest Trailer