Title: Techniques
Pairing: Chopper x Zoro
Disclaimer: I'm sorry Oda, I have done horrible things to your creations.
Notes/Warnings: I have no excuse.
"Oi, Marimo, I need you to-" Sanji pushed open the door to the infirmary and halted. He quickly realized that he had just walked in on something very private.
Zoro's eyes, which had previously been squeezed shut from sheer orgasmic bliss, went wide, looking almost as if they would pop from his skull at any moment. He frantically shoved a human point Chopper away from his groin.
The reindeer gave Zoro a hurt look. "Zoro, wha-" The swordsman gripped the doctors shoulders and forcibly turned him towards the cook who stood frozen in the doorway. He immediately shrunk back to his normal height. "Uh, um, a-and th-that," he stuttered, the pitch of his voice rising with every word, "is the proper cleaning technique of the male reproductive organ. I trust you understood everything, Zoro?"
Zoro grunted in response as he tucked himself back into his pants. As he pushed past Sanji, the blonde finally seemed to regain some of his bearings. "Honestly, Zoro. I knew you were an animal but really, Chopper?" Zoro glared menacingly and Sanji realized a little belatedly that maybe this was not a subject to tease the swordsman about.
"Shut up. He's cute."
Behind him, Sanji heard Chopper go through the regular clap-wiggle-clap routine.
"Shut up, asshole! That doesn't make me happy at all!" Zoro let a brief smile touch his lips at the sight before walking out on deck to train under the afternoon sun. Sanji watched for a moment as Chopper began mixing medications like nothing had happened. The pink tinge on his face from earlier had almost completely faded.
Sighing, Sanji walked back to the galley, completely forgetting what he had come to ask Zoro about. He would never understand how this crew could go from completely insane to so inconceivably normal in the span of just a few seconds.
Zoro and Chopper...
The blonde knew it would take nothing short of him sticking his head in the oven to erase that horrific image from his mind.
