Another prompt by the awesome mick3y92 [3rd omniscient: one person: accomplishing little]. Still not sure if I did it right. But I gave it my best shot, and here is the result. Please review if you like, and if you don't like it, leave me a review telling me why or how I can improve :-D

The breeze blows as a drunken man is ranting and raving through the park. People of all shapes and sizes are moving out of his way, most holding their noses. The man is widely known as the recently fired professor, Dr. Noah Puckerman. He is stumbling and falling over anything that is in his path and cursing. His clothes are tattered and crusty, giving them a scaly appearance. His eyes looked haunted as they glean his surroundings. He skin is bumpy and yellow, as if he has been scratching himself raw and letting them scar over to remind him of his failures. His hair is scraggly, flying in all different directions. In truth, he looks like a monster, called Puckzilla, terrorizing the city's inhabitants. His stride seems to leave a trail of radioactive waste, as no one will tread the same path he does. His gaze turns all that see him to stone, too shocked to move they cannot look away. His teeth are red, as if they are badges to show that he has finished another meal of flesh. His fingernails unkempt and pointy, only add to this "monster." Every day as the same time, he returns to inflict a new period of terror. No one knows what the man is thinking because no one will get close enough to ask. But as he walks, he only says one thing: "I've lived for 33 years and there's only one thing I've accomplished. I know how to drink."