A Hundred Acre Wood

There was a hot summer day in the Hundred Acre Wood and Kanga and Roo were staying home preparing for having lunch, to which they invited Tiger, Rabbit, Piglet, and Winnie the Pooh over. As they were making the table, they heard knocking on the front door and they looked at each other.

"It's still early for them to arrive", said Roo.

" No, I think Tiger is early. He is the one to be this excited about a simple lunch" her Mom said. " Will you please get to the door? " she asked as she was still busy with cooking.

" Sure, mom, "

Roo jumped to the door and opened it with a wide smile on his face. He was expecting his old friend Tiger and he was about to ask him to go out and play while his mom finishes preparing the food, but this wasn't Tiger. A tall black man was standing in the doorway.

"Hello. Can I help you?" he asked a little bit frightened.

" I'm looking for your mom. "

" He is in the kitchen. Do you know her? "

" Let's say yes. I'll get to her. You should leave. "

Roo stood there surprised as the man showed himself around in the house. He was curious about the stranger and what business he could have with his mom. He shook his head as he tried to get rid of his shock, and walked back to the kitchen. He found the man and his mom in quite a strange position which he did not understand looking at the first time. Her mom was leaning towards the kitchen table sweeping the plates and glasses off. Some of them broke as they fell on the ground but neither his mom nor the stranger seemed to care about them. Her mom was just lying there with her upper body pressed to the table, leaving her bottom exposed. The man stood behind her and pulled his jeans down. Then Roo saw it: he had an enormous dick which he grabbed and slid into her mothers ass.

Roo was in complete shock as he watched them. Her mother made strange sounds but didn't seem she would be against all this.

As Roo was watching the strange black man pumping his mother he didn't even realise their friends arrival. He must have left the door open as they already stood next to him int he kitchen door. All of them were as surprised as he was. The first one to react was rabbit.

" I have to go. I have to get my carrots . I have to rasp them so they won't be used as…. You know what. " and he ran.

Tiger was the second one, he didn't say a word but jumped back then with an other jump he was already on top of the tallest tree and he promised he won't get off of it ever again.

Winnie the Pooh was being so stupid he understood even less from what he saw than Roo. He was still processing the information.

Piglet froze as he watched the man and Kanga still doing it and very slowly and quietly he said:

" Oh-d-d-dd-d-dick. "