Garfield gets a life

One day Garfield was pigging out (as usual). He was also watching TV (as usual). He saw an add.

-Do you sit around all day?

-Are you alone on Friday nights?

-Well then you need to get a life!

Garfield quickly ran up to Jon. Trying to get his attention, considering he is a cat.

-Jon, Jon its prefect come on let's go!

Jon saw what Garfield was talking about, he called the number and they signed up. The next day they went to the class, they were learning how to communicate with other people.

-Canadian is a simple language, eh?

Jon and Garfield tried it too; it wasn't so simple after all.

-Hey Garfield do I say it right, eh?

-No Jon, you don't, eh?

Ok class dismissed.

Jon and Garfield were walking home and they saw a lady.

-Hey honey, looking for a date?

-Scram!

-Ouch that has got to hurt Jon. Garfield pats Jon on the head.

-It's alright Garfield, let's go get some pizza!

They walked to the pizza place and had dinner, and then they went home, spending their Friday night alone.

-Yup, life is good this way! Garfield winks.