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MEOW-CHAN

Winterson Fuyumi

I saw it first Shorty

Come and play with me baby

Why is this thing heavy?

Shuddap Wolfe!


*Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen*

You might wanna try singing the stanza with the tune...ohhh groovy .U.


E-TOUCH AND PINK

"Emo-chan, Sharptooth, Wolfe, Fucker boy, Meow-chan and E touch"


Chapter 1: E-touch

Sakura Haruno pulled her bangs covering her broad forehead as she set foot inside the classroom. Everyone appeared to be somewhat too ordinary and seemed like model students hence; the pink-haired girl was too. In her vision she could see fiery lights sparkling- those were eyes with killing intent. Girls looked at the girl who just barged in with savage air and welcomed her with woeful smiles. Sakura's classmates normally gave her intense glares like what a celebrity would experience from fans watching. She sat down, pulled her seat close to the table and threw her head to where Sasuke was. Red blotches tinted her cheeks, and her eyes gleamed. Young Uchiha was sleeping more likely playing dead while his angelic face's placed on top of both arms. His silky duck-butt hair remained still but the extensions in front. Sakura's apt to greet him good morning though; Sasuke switched his head facing the window. That was on purpose. The girl did pucker her lips and made a silent puff.

"Bitch was ignored! Ha-ha!" her classmates laughed.

Sakura kept her cool and showed some sly grin emitting black fog. Hell yeah! The girls' standoffish attitudes were no match to hers. Even though Sasuke's fans bullied her, she knew how to defend herself with a single blow of dashing smile. A "menace" she was to them, for Sakura was his unlikely seatmate, and to add up Sasuke was a top model. Not only were those, all the boys randomly seated next to her. Bitches were only jealous of the heroine. Thanked thee to her sheltering bangs that she'd discreetly stare at his seatmate's winsome face. A moment of simply seeing Sasuke would leave a memory since he usually skipped class. Respect the way of the ninja. Although Sakura knew that a dark aura was exploring her, she never thought of Sasuke trying to communicate. They never talked since the first day of high nor used telepathy. Sakura liked him very much, but that's it and nothing more. She thought that Sasuke did not saw her as a girl since he never spoke even a single word when she dared to take the floor to start a conversation. She had a stoic expression ever since then.

"He's a womanizer and I'm a woman-er," she thought with discerning look and added, "He already has his eyes set upon the girls from Ino's class." Sakura stared at Sasuke while sulking.

"Emo-chan!" Kiba caught her attention.

"Sharptooth?"

He whacked Sakura's table with his palm and made a distortion face like a grimace considering poker-faced. Kiba hummed and rapped in a pestering voice, "You see u-u-uhm-hum your well-heeled boyfriend Naruto, ah saw him dating a girl. You jealous girlfriend?

Sakura got taken aback from her butt-seat by his stupid rhapsody, and veins drew margins on her face.

"Whoa! Screw you for this. FYI I don't have a b-boyfriend!" She paused and furrowed her brows in exasperation and continued, "And I already have someone I like. Shuddap Wolfe!"

He's face turned red and exploded with vocals, "Sweet! You look pretty when angry."

Kiba swirled Sakura's hair and fondled his fingers on her soft cheeks, and then played a musical song, "But what I said was true though oh."

Sakura lowered her head, hissed in a breath and narrowed her gaze on the plank.

"So that's why Naruto does not go home with me these days. Date? Will I ever experience that?" She looked at Sasuke.

Her deep sigh echoed inside the classroom. The atmosphere outside the school became upheaval, the gloomy weather gave an impression that heaven was on her side; She's an idiot.

Lunch, Sakura went to the school's roof top to look for her best friend, Ino. Sakura listen! Though I don't have a physical form in your realm, please leave immediately. When she twisted the knob to the left and opened the door, a splash of water hit her like a bomb. Her deadpan face became pale. Her striking green eyes dimmed as her legs trembled in astonishment. Of all places, why did she have to see that? Wasn't being ignored by him in class enough to hurt her pride? A twinge was felt y her inner self.

"Sasuke you asshole!"

Sakura ran off after she saw Sasuke kissing Ino ravishingly yet lewd! Believe it or not, even though she's not a member of Sasuke's fan girl's federation, she would discreetly sneak in to his locker and put love letters, secretly leave a bento on top of his table, shower him with charms when asleep and pray for his exam in a shrine yet forget she'd take it too. Poor baby Sakura, she had done that out of insanity perhaps. Tears run down her cheeks as well she made childish hiccoughs. Her heart pounded in dismay. Is this the guy who you are head over heels for? He's a dangerous type missy. Thinking of those two gave her the chills that would charge her bones and flesh with shocks.

"I'm just a fan. I'm not her girlfriend or anything, but I-I-I am being jealous." Sakura Haruno wiped her tears with a pink handkerchief.

When she was about to be dragged in taunting drudgery, the sky launched her with a scowl. The dark clouds punished her with rumbling sounds. Probably heaven did like the way she reacted. The girl looked up and thought that the sky was pouring tears of sadness.

"You sympathize me oh good heavens," she praised and smiled.

It's not because of sympathy but of annoyance. She found herself soaking wet in the pavement. All the way from the school ground Sakura must have escaped the security, she got herself stuck in the rain. Well, this was her consolation after over reacting and saying such a mean thing to Sasuke. A handsome creature he was beforehand; a horrible man he was to Sakura. She then found refuge under a tree and squeezed the hem of her skirt.

"Rain stop!" She commanded.

The dark clouds got thicker and rolled thunder at her. It seemed, as though, she had committed a mortal sin that made the heaven grew an animosity towards her. She shut her eyes and prayed for it to calm. Still lightning came after thunder. Her ninja-like attitude was no match to the heaven's samurai-flash of terror. At last, she got scared of the sound that seemed to torture her.

"Oh please stop. I'm sorry," She politely said though with a thought, "Stop tormenting me. It's obvious that you're punishing me though, am innocent."

The people passing by the place gave her a discrepant look. What a fool she'd been. Now, all of them were examining her like an amoeba under a microscope. They found her mad as well looked at her as some sort of a contemptible high school-er. Purple hue shaded her face.

"Poor gal. Her family must have been broke." The old lady bluffed.

Sakura read the man's thought who stared at her maliciously, "Silly girl is too old to play in the rain. Come and play with me baby." Die!

She also heard the little girl sang, "Hey I just met you and you are crazy, boyfriend ditched you and you cry baby."

Creepy eyes followed her as she straddled far away. She swiftly ran and escaped the pugnacious stares of those twerps. She even forgot stumbling and bumping into someone as well left her handkerchief on the floor. Their crawling stares lingered in her vision that made her wanted to commit suicide effectively. That was a horrible experience she had back there though, where was that place anyway? It continued raining, and Sakura was already being blatant. She felt sorry for something she's unsure of. The sky intended to exhibit its lengthy reprimand and teach Sakura how to become tough.

Actually, not so long ago, a seemingly harmless baby girl was born. It was prophesized that the child would grow up to be selfish, mean, arrogant, obnoxious, indecisive and boring as well shilly-shally. She would never experience love unless a man would fell in love with her first! If he's the right one then the sky would drew a rainbow in the clear blue sky. But, that was a long forgotten prophesy, nobody must have remembered it or knew that it existed.

Few days had passed and Sakura had her heart fixed with Kiba's advice. The class representative Shikamaru yanked the super heavy box close to his chest on the table.

"Wha-heck?! Wolfe, why is this thing heavy?" Shikamaru was vexed by annoyance.

"Fucker boy I dunno. Ask the box instead, hobo." Kiba chuckled like a cat badly not similar to a dog at his stunned face.

Shikamaru smirked and established a swagger attitude. He declared, "Today we are going to have a new seating arrangement. Don't worry," He coughed and continued, "Bitch remains whore, asshole stays hooker and genius like me remains as awesome as always so now pick morons!"

Everyone was sickened by his ill-favored remarks and unpleasing presence. They eyed him with disgust instead responding with a stupefied reaction. Later on, everybody was able to pick ballots from the box. Sakura remained on her seat and Sasuke still stayed on his chair . Before, awkwardness and a paint of red would form bubbles around them, but that was like 158 hours ago.

"Sakura-san I need to talk to you." Sasuke suddenly nudged her with a worried expression.

Sasuke Uchiha talked to her and this is for real. A helical communication was about to be formed for the very first time, but Sakura did not respond. She ignored him for sure.

"Eh? Bitch ignored Sasuke-kun!" The frantic girls squeaked in unison.

Sakura smiled at them. Black fog did not engulf like the last time but blossoms did bloom. Her power has gotten stronger perhaps. Sasuke was speechless, yet his face turned completely red. It's payback time.

"Meow-chan was scary." Kiba swirled Sakura's hair at the back.

A girl hurried towards the crossroads before the traffic lights turned red. She dashed towards the alley next to a convenient store and made it in front of a bookstore. Sakura rushed inside to buy the latest volume of her favorite manga. She explored her eyes with scrutiny around the shelves and spotted the book alone in the fifth deck. That was the only copy of Naruko left in the stand so she quickly reached for it.

"Yes!"

She was able to get it however another hand was grabbing the book. It wasn't hers but from the tall guy beside her.

"I found it first Shorty," he bent his slender body allowing his face to look at her in a close distance. Their faces were two centimeters apart.

The girl dazed after seeing the man's enticing eyes sparkling merely fretful. Her inner self couldn't accept being thrashed in a staring fight. When did it become a staring fight Sakura?

"Oh boy, I've waited for this. Don't wanna be rude but…" Sakura removed his hand softly and said, "Please, oh please, lemme have Naruko. I will die if I can't have it." She begged with tearful gleaming eyes and pouted her lips to appear cute.

They were like standing on that very spot for ten seconds, but it felt like it has been forever. Sakura stacked her fingers on the covers and bagged the book from the handsome man through her uncanny sense of senselessness. She shuffled his feet three times, aside from that she already released an exuberant aura.

Sakura said, "I hope you find compassion somewhere in your heart. Don't make it hard for yourself." She fondled the book on her cheek and implored, "Give this to me alright. No hard feelings and u-uhm that's all." Lips bent in a convex curve.

Fingers stretched on his face and covered his about-to-explode smile. His flushing red cheeks swelled, and he finally burst into laughter. No wonder he was holding himself for long to giggle at her wry remark.

"You're already holding that so it's yours," he said in a flashy tone.

Only a desperate girl would fire pathetic excuses on a handsome man moreover drop dead gorgeous. All she could do was to respond with a rueful glance. Happiness cropped inside of her. It seemed she felt sorry for using her bombarding skills. Sakura-chan was indeed scary but that was according to Kiba.

"Thank you," she said in a gentle voice. "I'm sorry. I made myself looked pathetic so that you'd sympathize. You must've come here to buy Musashi Kushimoto's oh-so-awesome work."

She tightly hugged the book in her chest whereas Sakura chuckled in front of him. The man suddenly tapped her head and gave a passionate smile. Eh? He grazed Sakura's messy hair. His right hand pulled a pink handkerchief from his pocket, folded it in multiple wraps and fastened it around her hair held in his grip. That was neatly done by a man. Even Sakura couldn't tie her long hair thoroughly. A little more brush and spread that bangs on both sides. Her forehead was exposed. Sakura's feet were glued on the floor and was stunned by his action. Without her knowledge, she bloomed with a lovely transformation. What the guy just did was to expose her complex and heightened it with a little magic. A simple technique does the trick.

"Don't hide yourself with those curtains. There your eyes shine like an emerald." He softly said and continued, "So you're also a fan of him. Why don't we talk about him more? I know a place where we could talk and eat as well." His stunning smile turned her into stone.

"D-date?!" Sakura blurted. It's not a date or a confession. Think smart, you're a bright student but you're also a stupid girl.

The man grew big eyes and laughed coolly.

"Well if you think it that way then I might consider it a date as well. Date means getting to know more of the person you're meeting with so let's settle our interest then."

Sakura spaced out and thought of the idea. Images like hugging, holding hands and kissing resembled the perspective she had about date.

She thought desperately, "Oh gosh! What if we kiss?"

Her anxious face was displaying too much that made the guy ponder.

"By the way, I'm Itachi." His classy and captivating smile pierced her heart with a warm touch.

"E-touch? What a beautiful yet weird name?" She responded like a robot.

END OF CHAPTER ONE


Please review and leave a comment or any suggestion that will help me with my writing. I'm kind of always losing my ideas whenever I start organizing my thoughts. Hope you enjoy! The second chapter is soon to be out within a week so better work on it fast since Itachi's appearance here is somewhat short-fix.

Jya ne!