one day in the hospital a beatiful baby girl was born she was a princess her name was sakura

at the same night a fat ugly boy was born his name was chouji

sakura was the child of the queen

and chouji was the beggars child

but on that night they got switched...

IN THE HOSPITAL

oh yes its a girl

now its time to take ur baby girl home

AT HOME

something is wrong...our baby girl grew something that other girls dont have that only boys do...but the office comfirmed that it was a girl

IN THE HOSPITAL

oops i think we gave the queen the wrong baby said the nurse

oh well at elast its a girl

Once upon a tiem there was a princess named chouji and a pauper named sakura

IN CHOUJI"S WORLD...

chouji dear, ur getting fatter ande fatter everyday...sooooo would you like some chocolate? said chouji

no mommy its to low in fat...i want like a gigantic ball of pure fatty oil!!!!

yes dear

arrives with nasty fat

temarie runs in and screams CHOUJI your kingdom is under attack!!!!!!!!! what shall we do my love?!?!?!

we shalll...we shalll...we shalll...EAT!!!! EATING SOLVES EVERYTHING...like world hunger and peace things!! yes eat order 12345678987545543746753465436 pounds of hotpockets!!!! now!!!!

yes my love for you anything for you and ur blubber

walks away and whispers BASTARD!!!!

i heard you!!! said chouji in a deeep jollyy fat voice

In SAKURAS WORLD

mother...oh dear mother did you hear about our idiotic king

yes dear i have

what a jackass

no dont use vulgar in my house

yes mother i am sorry i must repent to the lord

yes my dear please do soo for God must forgive you

i know but still that guy is a mutha effin bit-- i mean beauty that deserves to die

soffocate you fat blob of fattyness

oh dear mother i must fight backk

yes dear you must im sorry to say but you are not welcomed into my house no longer

whhhyyyy?

cuz you said jackass

BUT MOTHER YOU JSUT SAID JACKASS

indeed, so i guess that means i must banish myself from our house

yay a mother and daughter togetha foreva the awesome twosome the great mates the newsome twomes the -

mother pelase stop

ok dear