one day in the hospital a beatiful baby girl was born she was a princess her name was sakura
at the same night a fat ugly boy was born his name was chouji
sakura was the child of the queen
and chouji was the beggars child
but on that night they got switched...
IN THE HOSPITAL
oh yes its a girl
now its time to take ur baby girl home
AT HOME
something is wrong...our baby girl grew something that other girls dont have that only boys do...but the office comfirmed that it was a girl
IN THE HOSPITAL
oops i think we gave the queen the wrong baby said the nurse
oh well at elast its a girl
Once upon a tiem there was a princess named chouji and a pauper named sakura
IN CHOUJI"S WORLD...
chouji dear, ur getting fatter ande fatter everyday...sooooo would you like some chocolate? said chouji
no mommy its to low in fat...i want like a gigantic ball of pure fatty oil!!!!
yes dear
arrives with nasty fat
temarie runs in and screams CHOUJI your kingdom is under attack!!!!!!!!! what shall we do my love?!?!?!
we shalll...we shalll...we shalll...EAT!!!! EATING SOLVES EVERYTHING...like world hunger and peace things!! yes eat order 12345678987545543746753465436 pounds of hotpockets!!!! now!!!!
yes my love for you anything for you and ur blubber
walks away and whispers BASTARD!!!!
i heard you!!! said chouji in a deeep jollyy fat voice
In SAKURAS WORLD
mother...oh dear mother did you hear about our idiotic king
yes dear i have
what a jackass
no dont use vulgar in my house
yes mother i am sorry i must repent to the lord
yes my dear please do soo for God must forgive you
i know but still that guy is a mutha effin bit-- i mean beauty that deserves to die
soffocate you fat blob of fattyness
oh dear mother i must fight backk
yes dear you must im sorry to say but you are not welcomed into my house no longer
whhhyyyy?
cuz you said jackass
BUT MOTHER YOU JSUT SAID JACKASS
indeed, so i guess that means i must banish myself from our house
yay a mother and daughter togetha foreva the awesome twosome the great mates the newsome twomes the -
mother pelase stop
ok dear
