Disclaimer
I do not own Vocaliod (WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?) nor anything else in this story except Cotton the dog :)
Introduction
How does one start off a story? Well I suppose we'll start off with an introduction.
My name is Len Kagamine. I'm 14 this year. My mother was Ui Kagamine and my father was Danny Kagamine. Notice the "was". Yeah, they died a while back in an airplane crash when I was 6.
Now I also have this twin sister named Rin Kagamine. And I'll tell you this, she is the CUTEST, HOTEST thing to ever walk the face of the Earth!
...What?...It's not like I have some sort of romantic attraction to her, that would be just plain wrong right?...Okay fine you caught me -grunts-.
Don't get me wrong, I wasn't always like this! Rin and I used to be just like any other normal pair of twins. It all started with "puberty"...Damn you "puberty", you little fuck.
About a year ago I started noticing...things...about her that a normal brother shouldn't.
What things? Well things like her...uhm...chest when we take a shower, thank god she somehow doesn't know about erections yet (yeah we still take baths together), and how sexy she looks when she's wearing her white-and-yellow stripped bikini when where at the beach. (I know, I'm a creep aren't I? If you don't want anymore of this you can leave if you like)
Anyway, let's leave my stories about my –ahem- desire for Rin for another chapter. I know what some of you maybe thinking, were orphans but our lives seem normal (save for my desires that is), plot hole much? Heheh...Well you see my mother had this friend from University called Hatsune Miku. When she heard about what happened to Ui and Danny she offered to adopt us.
Flashforward. Now Rin and I live in a sort-of-big house with Miku, Kaito (her boyfriend), Meiko (Miku's 16 year-old sister that looks nothing like her) and Cotton (Miku's pet dog). Rin and I attend this school named Sakura Middle School. Meiko attends Sakura High which is conveniently placed right next to our school (Not really surprising but whatever). We also seem to be the greatest singing sensation to hit our school since Elvis Presley (Blame Rin's "Singing Voice", I swear if your ears could have an orgasm it would cum after the first word or so).
How should one end an Introduction? Perhaps I should just end it like this and allow you to go onto the next chapter of this story, a story about a creep who loves his sister, a story about a family, a story about both, "My Story".
First chapter is up :D. Well it's not much of a chapter but w/e. I'll try to update it by the 26th.
Random Stuff:
- 2 References in 1 chapter :D
- Sakura High / Ui (Kagamine) from K-On
- Danny (Kagamine) from CSI:NY (don't judge me)
- Rin and Len's parents' names were based on (kinda) the same concept as their names.
- Danny (down)
- Ui (up)
