I MADE THIS STORY WHEN I WAS BORED. ITS ONLY A COLLECTION OF ONE-SHOTS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THEM IN ORDER.
DISCLAIMER-I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM.
PLEASE REVIEW….PLEASE…..
It was dark. Red and Purple ran though the halls in the Massive, in a rush to get to the new Tallest…Tak. She overpowered them now. The Main Control Brain had declared her one tiny milometer taller them. they halted, panting, when they entered the room.
"How nice of you two to make it." Tak hissed.
"My Tallest, you called for us?" Red ignored the coldness of her voice.
"You know I don't like what you have done to this ship, Red. There is far too mush red. Purple on the other hand, I like what you did to it." Tak stated.
Oh, how I HATE Tak! Always Purple this, Purple that! Blah blah blah! Who cares about Purple! Red thought angrily.
Ever sense Tak became Tallest, she had been flirting with Purple, and Purple was flirting back! In fact, at times Red felt utterly alone because his friend would only talk about Tak, and how much he loved her. No longer did his friend share snack news with Red, or laugh at Zim, or anything of things they used to do. (A/N: THIS IS NOT A RAPR!)
And this was one of those times.
"Aw, you know you don't mean that!" Purple cooed.
Red rolled his eyes.
"Why did you call us here, Tallest Tak?" Red tried to keep the venom out of his voice, but it was hard.
"Red, I want you to entertain the smeets with stories while their trainers are in vacation and i talk to Purple." Tak answered, saying Purples name in a lovey-dovey sort of way.
"Oh, you're are the sweetest, kindest, most elegant Tallest there ever is or was." Purple replied to Tak.
Red gagged. Nasty, nasty, gross! I do NOT want to hear all this 'lovers talk'! Red looked away as Tallest Tak came down and kissed Purple on the lips.
"Im gonna go find the smeets now." He said, before getting up and leaving.
"And you have to tell them true stories!" Tak yelled. Her yell was followed by kissy noises, and Red didn't want to know what Purple and Tak were doing.
