The dumbest thing I have EVER written. And that's why there are so many grammar and possibly spelling errors. BEARS with me! Oh lol bears.
Naruto belongs to whoever it belongs to, but it's not me. The characters were based off some of the random-ass people you see in Naruto's class in the first episode. xD
I might make more. Tell me if you like the stupidity.
"Okay, class." Announced the super amazing NINJA teacher, "Now that all of the important main characters have been assigned teams that will help us develop the plot, the rest of you can pick your own teams… with your friends…. and junk. I'M OUT!"
"Goddammit," Lennie sighed. "I picked a bad day to not have any friends." He slouched down in his chair, and slapped his head as hard as he could on his desk. "Oww."
Just then, as if by magic, or NINJA tricks, appeared the most silent guy in the class. He then started waving his hands in weird-ass formations in front of Lennie's face. This guy literally NEVER spoke, and he had no idea how to write or use sign language. He just kinda flailed his limbs about bluntly, which everyone assumed was some strange Aztec way of speaking, or something like that.
"What do you want, Eliezer?" Asked Lennie, who was confused as FUCK. As Eliezer began to lash his hands about more intensely, Lennie became more and MORE confused. "Hey, Cornelius! Get your ass over here and tell me what the hell this guy's trying to say!"
Cornelius was the only KNOWN zombie pirate ninja in the entire village , AND the only person who could understand the secret language of the Eliezer. People, mostly assumed it was because they were childhood friends….. or someth- WHATEVER! Moving on.
Cornelius then ran, or flailed, in a very zombie-like fashion, over to Lennie-o's seat. "Oooof course I will, darling! But you have to ask me nicely." He said seductively with a little winky-poo.
Lennie cringed. "Just tell me what he's saying, dammit!"
"Fiiiiiiiiiiiine. He seems to be asking you if you would like to form a team with him, hunny."
"UGH. Well, whatever. Not like I have anyone else to form a team with anyways."
"If THAT'S the case then you're going to need me of course. I AM the only one who can understand him, you know. OH! This is going to be so FUN! I can't wait!"
At this point, Lennie had slouched over in his chair so much, he was practially on the floor.
"Ohmigosh, hay! Are you guys forming a team together! Ohmigosh, I soooooooo want in!" Enter Heidy. On the outside she SEEMED like a harmless sauske fangirl. But on the inside, she was a lean, mean, yaoi shippin' machine! Lord knows what kinds of crazy, demented thoughts were going through her head at that very moment.
"Guagh!" Lennie whined. "WHY!"
Becaaaaause! You look emo, and that is soooooo hot these days! Even if you're not nearly as hot as sauske!"
"Did…you….just…call..me…..EMO! I AM NOT EMO!" Lennie shouted. He began throwing anything he could get his hands on, and his strength doulbled as if he were THE HULK! Only NINJA version.
The classroom went into complete chaos, as all the children screamed and ran about. People were shouting things like "OH DEAR GOD! NOT AGAIN!" and "SOMEONE HURRY UP AND GET SOME WARM MILK!" Sure enough, minutes later, someone ran into the classroom, holding a glass of warm milk, screaming, "I'VE GOT IT! HURRY UP AND HOLD HIM DOWN!"
In seconds, there was a pile of kids on top of Lennie, trying to keep him from struggling, while one student poured the milk down his throat. Immediately after the milk hit his stomach, Lennie seemed to calm down and all asleep.
While this was going down, Heidy, Eliezer, and Cornelius, were watching from the side lines.
Heidy watched the whole thing VERY, like, NINJA intently and whispered under her breath, "This might actually make a really good yaoi fanfic."
Upon hearing this, Cornelius turned to Heidy and said "Oh! I like you! You are definitely in girlfriend!"
