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Hectic house

BPOV

It is March break and I was going over to the Cullen's house like every Saturday. Edward came over and opened the door for me as usual. Then rushed over to his side (the driver's side) and got in. he didn't start the Volvo like he usually does. Instead he looked at me and asked if I was sure I wanted to go over to his house.

"Ya I'm sure I wana come over… Why?" I answered. "It's just because the house and my family are gona being a little crazy." He said. Then started the Volvo as I started asking why it was gona be crazy. He answered me by saying "Its March break so to have a little fun, the Cullen's have a 'fun week'… we do stuff that's fun to us. Usually the first two days are prank days and the second two days are whatever you want to do, and the last two days are 'truth or dare Cullen style', courtesy to Alice." When he said 'Cullen style' that scared me a little.

"Ok. Question. Am I going to get hurt if I come over?" He just chuckled and told me I wouldn't get hurt and that he would protect me. Thank god. I thought. "Ok let's go." I said. With his insane driving we were at his house pretty quick. I think maybe five minuets. Then he stopped the car and asked me "are you ready." I thought for a minute. "Nope, so let's go…"

He came around, opened the door and helped me out. Always so gentlemanly. We walked up to the door, hand in hand, and he opened the door and motioned for me to go in. As soon as we got in we herd a huge crash and saw a big Emmett, tape across his front and lying on the floor face down.

We looked at him in confusion and all he said was "Jasper taped me to the roof and when I tried to wiggle free, to get down I ended up falling, and landing face first on the floor." Silence. Then we burst out laughing and Edward said "Nice one Jasper". I knew that Jasper could hear him because of his vampire hearing. Emmett just gave us a death glare. The phrase 'if looks could kill' came into my head.

Then a smirk came onto his face. "Hey Bella, Edward? You guys wanna help get Jasper back for me?" I jumped up and down while saying yes, yes, yes. But Edward put a hand on my shoulder and held me, so I would stop bouncing. "No. I'm not putting Bella in possible danger because of your pranks. She is human remember." "Aww but Eddie please." Then I gave him a pout face.

He sighed and then said "ok. But Bella doesn't get hurt." So Emmett told us the plan and within 15 minutes we put it into action… "So that's what well will be doing. It will be getting Alice to but that's ok."

I went over to Jasper and asked him if I could ask him a question. "Sure why not… what do you want to know?" Jasper asked. "Umm… Ah…-" then I got an idea. "-what was it like to be in the war?" I asked my question and then gave Edward and Emmett the ok signal and they rushed upstairs to go trash Jaspers room.

While he was answering the question I wasn't really listening, I was just picturing there faces when they see what happened to there room. He finished answering the question and started upstairs. I followed him and looked in the room.

When I looked in the room the first thing I saw were pictures of Emmett posing for the camera and a pink background / wall. The bed was taken apart, right down to the frame and sheets. The pillows were all ripped, the blankets were all over the room the windows, fans, lights, and over the doors. All of Jasper stuff was all over the house. Oh a few minutes earlier we herd Alice scream "Jasper get Emmett and Edward!" But it was too late the damage was done. There room was trashed.

After about fifteen minutes of tapping Alice and Jasper freak out Alice grabbed me and started running to her room. (We were downstairs) "OH NO! EDWARD HELP! She wants to play Bella Barbie!" I didn't need Edward to tell me that. Edward chased after us but it was too late. I was locked in Alice's bathroom. She took out her tools and began.

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She finally finished. I had to admit I looked pretty good. My hair was in loose curls and my make up was amazing thanks to Rose. After that Edward ran up to me and hugged me like I had been gone for 2 days. How long had I been gone? I thought. I looked at the clock I had been in there 4 hours. It is now 10:30 PM. "Charlie." I said with surprise and worry. Edward kissed me and then ran both of us to the Volvo. We got in and started driving. "I'm sorry about Alice." He stated. I sighed. "I think ill live." I admitted then looked in the mirror.

We got to my house and he stopped and looked at the clock and it read 10:35 PM. We went to the door and Edward turned to me "he's not mad you don't have to worry. Alice called and said you would be home a little later. He actually doesn't expect you until 11."

So we went inside and Charlie was watching football so a simple hi would be ok. "Hey dad, Edwards here." "Hey Bells, Edward. There's pizza in the kitchen if you kids want any." I answered. "No thanks dad. Were just gona do some studying." We walked up to my room. Since Edward didn't need to study he just helped me. We had a biology test the first day we came back form the March break. Oh Joy. We studied for about an hour and a half. Edward decided to go change before he came back after Charlie was asleep. I walked him to the door and he kissed me goodbye. Then called to Charlie "goodbye chief." Charlie loved when Edward called him that.

So Edward left and Charlie decided to go to sleep. Yes! Only a couple of minutes until Edward come's. I went to my room and grabbed my night bag and silky pink and purple PJ bottoms and pink top. I took my shower and got ready for bed. When I walked into my room Edward was sitting in the rocking chair. I went over and curled up in his lap Damn I love doing that. He smelled so good.

It was 11:30 now so Edward said "its 11:30 you should get some sleep." He was right I should get some sleep. I sighed very heavily –he laughed- and I got up and walked over to my bed. I lay down and Edward tucked me in then climbed in beside me and said "you should really get some sleep." "I don't think I can with you here." He replied by saying "I love you." And then he started humming my lullaby.

I was dreaming about Edward and I lying in our meadow when I heard something scratching in the closet. Then the bed was shaking. I sat straight up and "AHHH EDWARD" I screamed. Something scary came out from under the bed and I screamed louder. "AHHH." The lights flickered and then turned on and rose was standing there, her makeup really scary and dark clothes. I glared at her she just laughed.

Then she went over to the corner of the room and Alice came out holding a video camera. They looked at each other and laughed even harder. Then a look of horror must have come over my face because they froze as I whispered "Charlie". They both smiled and said "we already took care of it. Charlie knows and told us not to hurt you." Rose said between chuckles. "The look on your face Bella, it was so funny!" Alice said breaking into laughter… again. I glared and then buried my face in my pillow.

Not long after I herd Edward. "Ok enough. Get Out." He ordered… wait how long has Edward been here? Oh well, he's gona get it for not stopping them. Alice and Rose left and Edward came back over to the bed. "Edward why didn't you stop them?" I yell whispered. He replied with a simple "they threatened me." "How" was all I could say? "Not letting me see you for three days." He said and shrugged. I had to admit that 3 days is a long time. "That's fine I guess." was all I could say.

He laid me down and said goodnight and kissed me and then started to humm my lullaby. It took less then maybe two minutes for me to fall asleep. When I fell asleep I started to dream …

Disclaimer: I'm sad I don't own twilight or the characters.