A/N: Today is a sad day for Idiots everywhere.
This weekend we bid adieu to Christina Sajous, Michael Esper, John Gallagher Jr and Billie Joe Armstrong.
Especially sad for me since I didn't get a chance to see them…..EVER.
So yeah.
FOR THEM!
REVIEW PLEASE!
Disclaimer:
Me: *crying* I-I-I don't own…..WAAAAAHHHHH!
Jimmy: oh my God….
Me: DON'T JUDGE ME! YOUR JOHNNY CAKES IS LEAVING!
Jimmy: *rolls eyes*
ME: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Tunny: If you may, I do speak fluent fangirl tear fits.
Jimmy:….You would.
Tunny: She says….I don't own American Idiot. Or Will, EG or Johnny. Dear God, please stay. I think I just cried my body's water supply out.
Me: *sniffles* He's good.
Jimmy: Weirdo.
Will: *whistling*
Tunny: !
Will: What?
Tunny: THEY'RE AFTER ME!
Will: Who?
Tunny: *small voice* The fangirls.
Will: Oh God…..DUCK AND COVER PEOPLE!
*they hide behind Will's Couch of Angst*
Fangirls: *burst in* WILL! JOHNNY! EXTRAORDINARY GIRL! GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE!
Tunny: *whispered* Dude, go.
Will: *whispered* No! They're gonna attack me!
Tunny: *whispered* THEY HAVE MY GIRLFRIEND!
Will: *whispered* And our best friend.
Tunny: *whispered* IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!
Will: Fine…*pops out* I SURRENDER!
Fangirls: YAAAAAAAY!
Anna: IT'S FUCKING WILL!
Will: Dude, relax…
Steph: Seriously. *slap*
Anna: Ow…
Johnny: *being held captive by Twinsie* Hey Will.
Will: *being held captive by Liz* Hey…
EG: *being held captive by Anna* Can we go already? We have other shows to attend to.
Liz: NOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T GO!
Anna: I even wore my JESUS ROCKS shirt for you. *glares at Johnny*
Johnny: O…k…
Anna: DON'T LEAVE!
Steph: Wait….we're missing someone….AHA!
Twinsie: Who?
Steph: *runs out*
Twinsie: Ok…
Will: Hey, Tunny, I think you can come out now.
Tunny: NO! I'M NOT COMING OUT!
Will: Why?
Tunny: THEY'RE CRUEL PEOPLE!
Liz: We're not cruel. Are we cruel?
EG: Well, if you would consider barging into my apartment, setting a giant fire hose on my boyfriend and then kidnapping me in the dead of night cruel….then yes.
Johnny: Yeah. And then they tricked me into thinking that original Jimmy was back and I, you know, got excited...BUT IT WAS JUST THEM! I WILL NEVER GET MY LOVERBOY BACK!
Will: Oh my God….
Steph: *returns* I'M BACK!
Billie Joe: Dude, what the fuck?
Johnny: NOOOOO! IT'S NOT-REAL JIMMY!
Steph: See, you're all gonna leave tonight. But we WON'T LET YOU!
EG: Is anyone starting to feel incredibly alarmed?
Will: Oh, I am…
Johnny: Same…
Billie Joe: Why the fuck are we all here?
Tunny: Why am I here?
Will: Because you love us. And you want to stay here to be a witness for when we call the cops.
Tunny: I DON'T WANNA GET INVOLVED WITH THE LAW!
EG: YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
Tunny: Wait a second…YOU'RE LEAVING ME.
EG: Not exactly…
Tunny: YES YOU ARE! OH MY GOD! *cries*
Libby Winters: There, there, Tunny…it'll be ok.
Tunny: Who are you?
Libby: Your new girlfriend.
Tunny: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Johnny: NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!
Whatsername: *barging in* OK I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM!
Twinsie: Aw, fuck….*looks around* I'm gonna go burn down a building.
Anna: BE SAFE! And don't get caught!
EG: Thank GOD you showed up…
Whatsername: Oh, don't mention it…
Will: Get us out of here.
Whatsername: One sec….*slaps Johnny*
Johnny: Ow…
Whatsername: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GO AFTER LEAVING ME FOR SIX DIFFERENT JIMMYS? HUH? WELL FUCK YOU, YOU WHORE!
Steph: Wow.
Johnny: Please let me go. I need to go to my rehearsal for-!
Whatsername: OH, SO THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE?
Johnny: STOP MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY!
Fangirls: KEEP GOING WHATSERNAME! KEEEP GOING!
Johnny: I'M GONE! I'M LEAVING! GOODBYE! *he leaves*
Fangirls: GODDAMMITSHITBITCHFUCK!
Whatsername: THAT ASSHOLE!
EG: ITS NOT WORTH IT! GIVE UP!
Whatsername: *sighs* You're right…..
EG: Now if you excuse me…I have to go be a Shirelle….
Tunny: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anna: What he said. NOOOOOOO!
Tunny: DON'T LEAVE!
EG: Sorry, honeybear…I'll see you around, I guess.*leaves*
Tunny: *crumples up into a pathetic ball*
Will: Ouch.
Billie Joe: Well….I'm out of here *leaves*
Liz: WILL DON'T LEAVE US!
Anna: YES WILL! DON'T LEAVE!
Tunny: *bawling*
Steph: Guys, let him do what he has to do….
Both: NO!
Will: Well….um…
Whatsername: Please don't leave me alone with him. *looks at Tunny*
Will: Gotta go! *zooms out the door*
Whatsername: GODDAMMIT WILL!
Anna: This day sucks.
Liz: Amen.
Tunny: *still crying*
Libby: *poking him* WHERE'S THE OFF BUTTON?
A/N: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Tunny: *clears throat* She says Waaaaah. I'm so sad they're gone. How about some reviews?
