OwlCookies: HEY THERE ITS OWLIE WITH A SPAZZFUL WARRIORS STORY!
Neiyo: I fear wat ur gunna type
OwlCookies: no worries! I put it all on my ipod!
Neiyo: im sure…
OwlCookies: let me make a note that ill be naming the warrior cats like this; JF is jayfeather DP is dovepaw. I'm only doing that for thunderclan tho. Kay? We clear? Good. No prepare urselves!
Neiyo: by the way… owlie doesn't own anything except for the plot! She doesn't own the warriors, the clans, of Maka's famous Maka Chop
OwlCookies: *nods in agreement*
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS NOT SUITIBLE FOR PEOPLE WHO CRAP THEIR PANTS ONCE THEY LAUGH. BE SURE TO USE THE TOILET BEFORE READING….
JF: *eats catnip that's dried out and old* … *after a few moments, Jayfeather gets high.* Now let the story begin…
JF: *jumps on high rock* I HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
LB: what is it bro?
JF: I have a song I would like to sing….
LP: W…T…F…?
Half of the clan: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION, LEAFPOOL!
JF: *clears his throat* IMA GUNNA BEA SINGIN ROXANNE *clears throat even more* COUGH COUGH WHERES THE WATER? WHERES THE WATER?
Clan: *blinks*
JF: Anywhoo… Here is… ROXANNE….
TURN ON THE RED LIGHTS
TURN ON THE RED LIGHTS
TURN ON THE RED LIGHTS
TURN ON THE RED LIGHTS
TURN ON THE RED LIGHTS
TURN ON THE RED LIGHTS….
(many turn on the red lights later…)
DP: *whispers to Ivypaw* What song is thing?
IP *shrugs and whispers back* honestly, I don't remember…
LB: *overhears conversation* Jayfeather says it's called Roxanne
IP and DP: IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
LB: *shrugs* I think he mentioned something about making it for his mate…. Uhm… Sticky….
IP and DP: *face palm*
(SEVERAL MINUTES LATER)
JF: THANK CHU! THANK CHU!
Most of the clan: YAY! WOOT! WE LOVE CHU!
DP, IP, LB, and LP: W…T…F….
JF: *glomps them* SHUN THE NON BELIEVERS! SSSSSHHHHUUUUNNN!
The rest of the stupid clan: !
FS: BURN BABY BURN!
JF: NOW I DECLARE MYSELF LEADER OF RICK AND ROLL AND THIS CLAN WILL BE NAMED ROXANNECLAN! MY NAME IS NOW ROXANNESTAR!
The idiot clan members: ROXANNESTAR! ROXANNESTAR! ROXANNESTAR!
DP, IP, and LP: *face palm*
LB: *vein annoyingly twitches* I can't believe that's my brother…
LP: *looks extremely annoyed* I can't believe that's my son…
-Meanwhile in StarClan-
Pinestar: *twitched annoyed and glares at Bluestar* WHAT HAPPENED TO OUT CLAN?
Bluestar: *looks equally annoyed* MAYBE WHEN THEY LEARNED YOU WERE GAY IT RUBBED OFF ON THEM
Tigerstar: *just happens to hear* See, if you made me leader…
Bluestar: MAKAAAAAAAAAAA CHOP! *chops Tigerstar's head HARD*OUR CLAN WOULD BE GAYER IS YOU WERE THE LEADER
Pinestar: FOR STARCLANS SAKE! SAVE THUNDERCLAN!
Yellowfang: *snorts* Too late to save them! They're not ThunderClan anymore. They're RoxanneClan.
Bluestar: THAT'S JUST AS [insert harsh swear word here] UP!
Pinestar: WHERE HAS THUNDERCLAN GO WRONG?
Tigerstar: When you-
Bluestar: MAKAAAA CHOP! *smashes Tigerstars head with a large twoleg encyclopedia* Shut up! No one cares what you think, Tigerstar!
Tigerstar: *lays unconscious seeing the moon revolving around his head*
-In ThunderClan….-
Roxannestar(Jayfeather)- EVERYONE! WE HAS A NEW IDOL!
Clan: OH MY STARCLAN WHO
RS: *holds up a stick with a small leaf* My mate Sticky and I had a kitten! He is a descendant of ME, Roxannestar! WORSHIP STIK IN AWE!
Most of the clan: *looks in awe* ALL HAIL STIK ALL HAIL STIK
The sane cats of the clan: *face palm*
LB: Hey, let's ditch our clan and move to a more saner one.
DP, IP, and LP: *nods* To WindClan!
The four cats: *sneaks out while clan is worshipping Stik, then escapes to WindClan
-At WindClan….-
Onestar: Ok WindClan! We're no longer going to be WindClan! We're going to be CheeseClan!
Cheesepaw: WOOOOOOOOOOT!
Onestar: *kills cheesepaw* I take it back. We're going to be CharlieClan!
Whole clan except for Heathertail and Nightcloud: WPPPPPPPPPPPPPPT!
Heathertail: …Charlie?
(Charlie the unicorn and his two weird unicorns fly into their camo)
Breezepelt: OMGSC ITS CHARLIE THE UNICORN! *squeals and faints*
Onestar: Bow down to Charlie!
(Whole clan except HT and NC bow down)
Everyone except Charlie, HT, and NC: SHUN THE NON BELIEVERS! SSSHHHUUUNNN!
Charlie: …what?
HT: *face palm*
(the unicorn faces turn into 3 girls*
Pink unicorn: JJJJJJJJAAAAAADDDDDDEEEEEE! IIIITTTT''''SSSS AAAAPPPPRRRRIIILLLL!
Purple unicorn: JJJAAAAHHH DDDAAAYYY! IIIITTTT''''SSSS CCCHHHEEELLLSSSEEEAAA!
Charlie(Jade): WHAT DO YOU TWO MIDGETS WANT
Pink(April): T… the… the door!
Purple(Chelsea): The door controls all time and space!
April: Love and death!
Charlie: SHUDDUP APRIL
Chelsea and April: SSSSHHHUUUUNNNN THE NON BELIEVER! SSSSSSHHHHHHUUUUUUUNNNNNN!
HT, NC, and Charlie: *face palm*
Most of WindClan: SSSSHHHHUUUNNNN!
(LB, IP, DP, and LP run in)
LB: AARG! WINCLANS BEEN CAUGHT WITH THE STUPIDITY TOO!
LP: AHEMGEEE IT'S CHARLIE THE UNICORN! *runs over to Charlie squealing like an idiot*
IP: NO! NOT LEAFPOOL!
DP: [insert swear word here] IT SHE'S CAUGHT THE STUPIDITY!
LB: *face palms and forehead starts turning red* QUICK! TO RIVERCLAN! BEFORE THEY CATCH IT TO!
HT: LIONBLAZE! TAKE US WITH YOU! OUR CLANS INSANE!
LB: EWW NO! WHY YOU SO STOOOPIDDD?
Heathertail and Nightcloud: EXCUSE ME!
LB: *snorts* your excused! DOVEPAW! IVYPAW! LET'S GO!
(the ThunderClan cats run towards RiverClan leaving the two WindClan cats)
Heathertail: NOOOOOO LIONY! I LOVE CHUUUUUUUU
NC: NOOOO NOT HEATHERTAIL!
HT: OMSC LET'S GO PET CHARLIE!
Charlie(Jade): OH NOEZZZ *runs away*
Purple and Pink:
Onestar:
Nightcloud: STARCLAN SAVE MEEEEEE! *looks at Charlie flying away* OOOHHH I WANNA RIDE CHARLIE'S BACK! COME BACK HERE PEGAHORN!
Lionblaze: *calls from afar* CHARLIE'S A UNICORN STUPID!
-In StarClan…-
Tallstar: *walks over to Bluestar completely annoyed and depressed) T_T
Bluestar: Let me guess. The stupidity got your clan to?
Tallstar: *bangs head against rocks* WHAT HAS MY CLAN TURNED INTO?
Tigerstar: According to them, they're CharlieClan.
Bluestar: MAKAAAAAAAAA CHOP! *makes Tigerstar's head all deformed*
Tigerstar: [BEEEP BEEEEEEP BBEEEPP BEEP BEEP BBBBBEEEEEEEPPP] !
(Crookedstar and Oakheart come over)
Oakheart: HAHA! You suckers! Your clans are both stupid!
Bluestar: *hisses at Oakheart* SAY THAT IN MY FACE OAKY!
Tigerstar: *snorts and Oakheart and Bluestar start making out in a corner* Look again Crookedstar.
(Crookedstar and Tigerstar look into the magical viewing pie)
-In RiverClan…-
(LB, DP, and IP run in) RiverClan is doing their normal RiverClan stuff…
Leopardstar: HOW DARE YOU BARGE INTO MY TERRITORY WITHOUT PERMISSION!
Lionblaze: *huffs and pants all tired and freaked* NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! IF YOU DON'T ESCAPE SOON YOUR CLAN WILL BE INFECTED WITH THE STUPID!
Leopardstar: *looks at LB all like, LOLWUT?* What do you mean? Stupid is not a disease
Dovepaw: WELL LOOK WOMAN! NOW IT IS! *points to Willowshine who was kissing his phone*
Leopardstar: *blinks* Willowshine always does that…
The ThunderClan cats: *facepalm*
Leopardstar: WELCOME TO MY CLAN ROXANNECLAN CATS! WE NOW HAVE A NEW NAME!
All the RiverClan cats gathered around Leopardstar: OOOHHH!
Mistyfoot: *squeaks* CAN IT BE CARAMELCLAN!
Leopardstar: *looks at Mistyfoot all drunk* [BEEP] ya! WE ARE NO LONGER RIVERCLAN! WE ARE CARAMELLCLAN!
Lionblaze: WHY DOES STARCLAN HATE US SOOOOOOO!
(Suddenly, caramel starts falling to the ground randomly hitting every single CaramellClan cat)
Ivypaw: AAAAAAHHHHHHH! CARAMELLLLLLLLLLL! I WANT SOME!
Dovepaw: NOOOOOOOO! IVYPAW CAUGHT THE STUPID!
(Lionblaze drags Dovepaw away who wants to try to save Ivypaw)
Lionblaze: TO SHADOWCLAN!
-In StarClan… once again ._.-
Nightstar: I can't believe all the clans became stupid.
Bluestar: *sighs exasperated* All except two of my warriors…
Tallstar: My clan is a goner
Nightstar: Mine's just plain old stupid T.T
Crookedstar: I don't even wanna know why the heck caramel is randomly falling to the ground.
Oakheart: Oh well. I know how to make the bright side!
Crookedstar: *looks hopefully at his brother*
Oakheart: *makes out with bluestar*
Tallstar: of course…. Let me go down. I'm announcing that they're now called StupidClan.
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Tallstar: *stands in the middle of the lake and grabs a bullhorn* ATTENTION ROXANNECLAN, CHARLIECLAN, CARAMELCLAN, AND TWIXCLAN!
(the four stupid clans except for Lionblaze and Dovepaw gather underneath the flying ancestor)
Tallstar: STARCLAN HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT! YOU ARE ALL UNITED AND ARE NOW CALLED STUPIDCLAN
Lionblaze and Dovepaw: *waves to Tallstar* KILL USSSSSS!
Tallstar: *floats down to Lionblaze and Dovepaw and kills them*
LB and DP: THANK YOUUUUU! *floats up to StarClan
Tallstar: _ ._.* How did this all happen?
OwlCookies: How did this all happen? I'll tell you how it all happened… It-
Tallstar: Well…?
OwlCookies: The legend began in the 12th century….
Tallstar: oh my dear god no…
OwlCookies: It was a chilling winter! Yes, indeed it was a scorching hot Saturday of July. That was where it began. Or, it could have been a Monday. Or a Thursday. But you can never be sure it could of also been a Friday! Ah a great day to start a legend…
Excalibur: FOOL! *whacks owlie with stik* HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY LEGEND!
Roxannestar: *beats up Excalibur* HOW –punch- DARE –slash- YOU –bite- DISRESPECT –falcon punch- STIK! –domo chop-
Shanon Williams: HEYYYYYYYY DOMO CHOPS MINE!
Bluestar: MAKAAAAA CHOP! *chops everyone out cold*
Maka Albarn* HEY! MY MAKA CHOP! *maka chops bluestar dead*
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Neiyo: *pants slamming the warrior world door shut* HOLY SHHHHTTTT!
Neiyo: Owlie? Hello?
OwlCookies: *head bleeds from the domo chop and maka chop*
Neiyo: oh my god. I guess I'll have to close this myself! Ther might be another chapter… then again there might not. Owlie has to heal from her extremely deadly concussion first so….
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