Orochimaru's Just Deserts
Orochimaru was sitting around reading Icha Icha Yaoi Edition, when suddenly, some random dude popped up muttering something about unclogging his toilet. Before the gay pedophiliac snake could respond, he was knocked unconscious.
He later woke up inside a random chamber, with a clogged toilet, a kunai knife, a movie projector, and what appeared to be a pineapple. Now, he did what every great mind would think of doing in his position. He tried to escape using a jutsu, only to find out that his chakra was sealed.
At this point, the man walked in. Normally, I would describe him, but due to the fact that it has no importance, just picture some random person and you'll do just fine. "Ah, you're awake! Now, normally, I would just use your tongue to unclog my toilet, but do to the many crimes that you have committed, I'm going to torture you instead. Well, torture you and unclog my toilet." With that said, he walked over to pick up the pineapple. "Oh, by the way, that duck tape will only let screams out, nothing else. So feel free to scream like all of your victims."
With that said, he shoved the pineapple up Orochimaru's butt. Then he twisted it. Orochimaru, of course, screamed. "Thank you," the man said, and took Orochimaru's tongue out of his mouth, and walked over to the toilet, where he proceeded to unclog the toilet. "Ugh, note to self, stop eating bean burritos, they give me vicious diarrhea." When Orochimaru heard this, as well as tasted it, he began to cry. "There, all finished," the man said, before putting Orochimaru's tongue back into his mouth, as well as re-duck taping it.
"Now, what came next...? Oh yeah! The special Icha Icha movie! Icha Icha Yaoi Killer, 6 times the Smut Version!" At this point, he taped Orochimaru's eyes open, turned him to face the screen, and played the movie. Orochimaru's screams could be heard for miles away.
"Don't worry, the day is almost over," the man said, smiling. That alone should have clued Orochimaru in that something was about to happen. He heard some knocking, followed by what sounded like conversation. The only part he caught was something along the lines of $20,000, 2 hours, and rubbing. He quickly put the pieces together when he felt a big busty women start rubbing his back, then his arms, his shoulders, etc. (Quite frankly, even I don't know how this guy convinced her to do this). And yet again, Orochimaru screamed.
"Don't worry, we have one last thing to do before we're done." Suddenly, Naruto appeared, looking confused. "What the heck is going on?" The man answered, "I'm just teaching Orochimaru a lesson, and you get to deal the final blow of cutting of his family jewels, and either shove them up his butt, or down his throat." Naruto smirked at that, before taking the kunai knife, cut of Orochimaru's family jewels, and shoved them down his throat. "Now, I think this snake has had enough, so let's send him him." With that said, Orochimaru was suddenly back in his base, when Kabuto showed up. He just blinked, and asked, "What happened to you?"
