Authoress's Note: All right...I lied...it's only 25..but still! My disclaimer is that i do not own either of the characters furthermore mentioned and compared...and i didn't make all of these reasons up...a friend of mine actually made a list of 39 or so, but her mom said that it was sacreligious, so she had to throw it away...i wrote down the ones that i remembered, and then added some of my own...tee-hee...this now confirms that i really am the psychopath i claimed to be! YAY!!! ~Jenny the chica~








666 Reasons That Prove That Santa and Satan are the Same…Person


1. Both wear red.

2. Both live in places of extreme temperature.

3. Both changed their names as their careers progressed.

4. Both are helped by flying animals. (if you count demons as animals, and if they fly)

5. Both encourage greed.

6. Both take away from the true meaning of Christmas.

7. Both distract you while studying for December exams.

8. Both encourage evil. (Remember "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? And what about "Ho, ho, ho!"?)

9. They have the same name (c'mon…just move ONE letter!)

10. Both are embraced by secular families.

11. Both give you things that are desirable, but are bad for you.

12. Both have scary little helpers. (YES, elves are SCARY!!!)

13. Both seem nice…but they're really EVIL!!!

14. They both started out innocently.

15. There are people who don't believe in either one.

16. Both have supernatural powers…how else is Santa sposed to be able to get all around the world in one night?

17. They come out as being helpful, but they're not (C'MON!!!! Santa could feed all the hungry children in the world, but instead he gives them toys…yeah…)

18. They deceive little children.

19. Santa Claus drinks regular Coke…which EVERYONE knows is from the devil…Diet Coke all the way!!

20. Both encourage selfishness.

21. Both encourage materialism.

22. Santa's fat, so he has plenty of food, but he doesn't feed the hungry children of the world

23. Santa wears fur…ANIMAL MURDERER!!!!

24. Santa whips his reindeer…that's MEAN!

25. And finally…do you honestly think that ANYONE would live in the freakin North Pole just for FUN? NO!…personally, it is my firm belief that Santa was sentenced there!





~Thank you for reading...now that you are convinced that i am insane, go forth and read and review my other, calmer stories, which i wrote when i was NOT on a caffeine and lack of sleep high! Merci!~