DC and Marvel Comedy Crossover.

Authors' note

This is just for fun so do not judge to hard. In addition, I did not write this the lovely girls in my Sculpture class did.

So enjoy! Hope you find it as funny as I did.

I went to the pool on the weekend, in my ugliest one-piece that I own. I saw a really hot guy in Speedos, his pubic hairs were trying to escape in every direction. Then I saw something slowly rising... it was his hand! Reaching for his already erect penis. I then woke, realising this was just a dream. How I wish it were true... But then I remembered that it was Saturday. I was meant to be going swimming this afternoon. Yay! Hot guys swim at the pool... maybe my dream will come true!

At the moment, I see Bruce Wayne outside my window, signalling me over to talk to him. I walk over and open the window. "Where's crime?" he say in his hoarsy voice. "In my room...why don't you come up?" "Sure, let me put on my Batman costume for some kinky role play. You can be Batgirl." They change into their costumes and start nudging each other with their elbows. Then Batgirl reaches over and ... Picks up her phone to call Ironman. Batman is enraged and runs out of the apartment.

Ironman then arrives but most of his costume is removed. He is standing there in special Ironman undies (equipped with hole for penis) I grab the lamp on my bedside table and shove it up the hole in his special undies "OOOH YEAH BATGIRL" He says as I run to the door. As I open the door, there stood HULK! Shirtless and green! I pull him into my room but instead of kissing me he walks over to Ironman and removes the lamp and replaces it with his fist.

Batman then comes crashing back in the window, explaining he needs the Batgirls costume back. Hulk removes his fist, runs over to me and rips of my costume. As my costume is thrown back to Batman, Ironman throws me out the window. I land on... THOR! He is naked lying on his back masturbating to the sound of Hulk and Ironman fucking!

Then Sheldon Cooper walks past and begins to explain how Newtons Law of motion prevent this event from taking place. Batman has sex with Sheldon as Amy Farafouler cries as she will die alone. "RAPE ! RAPE!" Sheldon screams as I stand there awkwardly attempting to comfort Amy. I thought Batman loved me, not Sheldon. Everything I know is a lie!

Then Hulk jumps out of the window explaining to me that he gave Batman a concussion and he isn't thinking straight... Batman still loves me! My life isn't a lie after all! Steven Hawking gets in on the action. "All in all Batman will be thinking straight in 5 minutes"

*5 minutes later*...

BATGIRL AND BATMAN make a dramatic reunion embracing each other passionately. The others stood there making sexual noises for the next 3 hours.

THE END