HARRY AND THE EXCORCIST-
"Hey Ron Lets go see The Excorcist!" Harry yelled. "Yeah!" Ron yelled in reply. "I wanna go, I wanna go!" Ginny yelled. "Sure, I'm sure R means radical everyone should see radical!" Hermione yelled after having a bit to much sugar. "Hey wait I want to go too!" Sirius yelled after having a bit to much wine. "Ok lets go!" Harry cheered.
"Hey Harry did you get any candy? Huh Huh did ya?" an over excited Hermione yelled. "I got 6 huge popcorns, 5 butterbeers{snuck them in}, 6 boxes of sweet tarts, 5 pickles,-" Harry began reciting off. "Pickles, yuck!" Sirius said in disgust. "I happen to like them and you can't have any!" Harry said as he stuck his tongue out. "Hey look its starting!" Ginny squealed. "munch, munch, ahhhhhh, munch munch ahhhhh! Munch, munch ahhhhhh!" "I think I wet myself!" "Hermiones asleep, quick wake her up she needs to be scared too!" came the voice of the movie goers.
"Ah, that wasn't scary at all!" Sirius said while running off. "Mommy!" came his wails. When they got back they went to sleep, well they never acturely slept. Sirius whimpered. Ron sang the itsy bitsy spider song. Ginny screamed for her mom. Hermione ate more and more candy. Harry was by far the worst. He sat in a corner convinced the devil posessed him. "I love you, you love me.......Ha! Ha!" sreamed through out the whole night while rocking in a corner. It was the third day of the movie goers freaking outs that things really got scary. Harry now ran down the halls naked yelling "I'm the survivor. I won the money, all mine. I ate rats! I survived tribal council!"
Dumbledor decided there was only one way to solve their problems. At noon after the fifth day they were grabbed and strapped into a room with a huge movie screen . "No not movie!" they all yelled. And then the worst thing imaginable happened, a fifty foot Barney appeared! {"ahhhhhh"} They were forced to watch episode after episode of Barney reruns!!!!! After forcing them to watch 2 days straight of this torture they were released. They walked out shaking. "No more Barney." They chanted as they gave Dumbledor a hug. The next day they were back to normal, except for the fact they were now terribly afraid of big purple dinosaurs, but hey thats another story!!!!!!!
"Hey Ron Lets go see The Excorcist!" Harry yelled. "Yeah!" Ron yelled in reply. "I wanna go, I wanna go!" Ginny yelled. "Sure, I'm sure R means radical everyone should see radical!" Hermione yelled after having a bit to much sugar. "Hey wait I want to go too!" Sirius yelled after having a bit to much wine. "Ok lets go!" Harry cheered.
"Hey Harry did you get any candy? Huh Huh did ya?" an over excited Hermione yelled. "I got 6 huge popcorns, 5 butterbeers{snuck them in}, 6 boxes of sweet tarts, 5 pickles,-" Harry began reciting off. "Pickles, yuck!" Sirius said in disgust. "I happen to like them and you can't have any!" Harry said as he stuck his tongue out. "Hey look its starting!" Ginny squealed. "munch, munch, ahhhhhh, munch munch ahhhhh! Munch, munch ahhhhhh!" "I think I wet myself!" "Hermiones asleep, quick wake her up she needs to be scared too!" came the voice of the movie goers.
"Ah, that wasn't scary at all!" Sirius said while running off. "Mommy!" came his wails. When they got back they went to sleep, well they never acturely slept. Sirius whimpered. Ron sang the itsy bitsy spider song. Ginny screamed for her mom. Hermione ate more and more candy. Harry was by far the worst. He sat in a corner convinced the devil posessed him. "I love you, you love me.......Ha! Ha!" sreamed through out the whole night while rocking in a corner. It was the third day of the movie goers freaking outs that things really got scary. Harry now ran down the halls naked yelling "I'm the survivor. I won the money, all mine. I ate rats! I survived tribal council!"
Dumbledor decided there was only one way to solve their problems. At noon after the fifth day they were grabbed and strapped into a room with a huge movie screen . "No not movie!" they all yelled. And then the worst thing imaginable happened, a fifty foot Barney appeared! {"ahhhhhh"} They were forced to watch episode after episode of Barney reruns!!!!! After forcing them to watch 2 days straight of this torture they were released. They walked out shaking. "No more Barney." They chanted as they gave Dumbledor a hug. The next day they were back to normal, except for the fact they were now terribly afraid of big purple dinosaurs, but hey thats another story!!!!!!!
