Yo. Here is chapter 1 of another musical. This has been done any times before, but I don't care! Alright, here we go. Note: I did NOT copy these words (except Thriller and Mercy...and I'm yours), they are from my head. Sorry if some lyrics are off. (Words Can't Describe How Awesome You Are is going to be updated soon!)
Disclaimer- I've never done one of these before! If I owned Harry Potter, I wouldn't be writing this.
James ran up to Lily for the umpteenth time that year.
"PLEASE go out with me?"
"No!" The red head said. "I told you if you asked me out again, I would hex you!" She brought out her wand and before James could run, she yelled "NARRO CARMEN!"
Immediately, she knew she had the wrong hex. She had just accidentally put a contagious "Speak Song" hex on the entire school. Oh no.
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"If you change your mind!" James began with Remus and Sirius singing "take a chance take a chance take a chan-chan-chance" repeatedly in the background. Lily looked horrified.
"I'll be first in line!
Lily I'm still free!
Take a chance on me
If you need me let me know
Gonna be around
If you got now place to go
If your feeling down."
"I will not feel down or alone!" Lily turned red. James and The Marauders (AN- Catchy band name, huh?) stopped singing. They looked confused.
"Why are we singing?" Sirius asked.
"The Speak Song hex. I meant to say Narro Velox to make you speak fast, but then I saw Carmen across the hall and it slipped out."
"Carmen?"
"My BFF!"
"Oh." Sirius said dumbly.
"So how long will it last?" Remus asked.
"Until I say the counter jinx. But I don't know it." Lily turned red again. "Oh no. It's contagious and you sing exactly what you think. I read it in a spell book. Oh no!"
"Why, are you thinking something you don't want other people to know?" James wriggled his eyebrow. Just then, Peter was breaking out into a rather disturbing solo of "Can't Touch This". There was no explanation for why he was thinking along those lines.
" 'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About
Strike
You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night
You're Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller
Tonight" Remus was singing, and involuntarily doing the dance to it. Obviously it was full moon and Remus was worried. Lily did know that though.
"What is that about?" she asked.
"Nothing!" Sirius quickly said. Then he started to sing as a girl walked by.
"U-G-L-Y you ain't got no aliby!
You ugly, yeah yeah, you ugly!"
The girl looked horrified and she touched her hair.
Lily was annoyed with herself because she started to sing.
"I love you I don't know what this is I don't know what you do You got me begging you for mercy
but i gotta stay true
my morals got me on my knees
I'm begging please stop playing games
cos you got me good
just like you knew you would
but you do it well
I'm under your spell
why won't you release me
you got me begging you for mercy
why won't you release me
I said release me"
Lily turned very bright red. James was staring at her and then smiled. They were staring at each other (glaring in Lily's case) until they heard Remus begin to sing "Stop and Stare". There was no reason for this. Remus probably had a reason, but it was best not to ask. Maybe it was about the fourth year named Nymphie Tonks because he was currently doing exactly the song's title. Stopping and staring. James and Lily looked at the couple. Nymphie began to sing also.
"Well you done done me and you bet I felt it I won't hesitate no more, no more
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
and now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some
It cannot wait, I'm yours"
They both turned away, red faced and embarrassed. James turned to Lily.
"Don't go wastin' your emotion
Lay all your love on me!"
"I'm too sexy for my shirt
To sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts!" Sirius sang to himself in the mirror. Oh what a surprise! Sarcasm intended. Peter was still doing "Can't touch This". It was still disturbing. This was going to be one interesting day...or week...or longer.
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