Disclaimer- I do not own South Park. The characters and show belong to Matt and Trey. Although, I do own the idea for this story/fanfiction thingamajig.

Warnings- Relates to sexual topics (xD)

A/N- I just got this idea today and I had the need to type it up. I KNOW that it is really short, but, it is still humorous nonetheless. xD And, yes, I do realize that I should be working on incinerating the hiatus on Forever... but I don't wanna! ;-;

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Perspiration ran down his forehead and the rest of his naked body. He panted hard as he tried to stay focused on what was happening. It wasn't an every day thing for him. He'd be damned if he didn't mess this up. The boy only saw two ways for it to end. One way being that it'd get the better of him and he'd have a panic attack on the spot. The alternative ending was that he'd be able to just make it through without being a complete basket-case. The male could tell that he was shaking... . And then it happened- the liquid came spilling out into his hands as he squeezed. He let out a quiet shriek as the events sunk in. The liquid was white... and sort of creamy in a way. For the longest time, he just stared at it, wondering if it was supposed to happen like that. He also pondered what it'd taste like. But, he decided against tasting the creamy substance. Continuing to stare at it, everything COMPLETELY sunk in. With a terrified screech and some convulsing, the jittery blonde male passed out. In the shower. With shampoo in his hands.

All in all, Tweek Tweak did not like taking showers.


A/N- Well, that's it and I hope you found it funny, even though it was retarded and short. xD Please leave me a review letting me know if you like it or not!