Disclaimer: I do NOT own any Yu-Gi-Oh! related people or things... I don't own Jody either... she owns herself... I own me though! Oh ya... and I don't own Oreos... Unless... I own the Oreos I buy from the store... ah, whatever. I just don't own them.

~Starfish = SF~

SF - **sitting at home on her couch, eating Oreos**

Jody - **walks into SF's house** Hi! ^_^

SF - Ummm... hi?

Jody - **sees the Oreos** Are those... OREOS?!

SF - **eyes widen, hides the Oreos behind her back** Nu!

Jody - I saw them already... I know you have them.

SF - That you do... that you do... **pulls the crushed Oreos out from behind her** Grr... STUPID CHEAP OREOS!

Jody - O.O;;;; Ummm... well, they do get crushed if you... ummm... **shrugs**

SF - Really... HEY!

Jody - **jumps half a mile in the air, surprised** Ya? O.o

SF - YU-GI-OH!'s OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^________________^

Jody - YAY!

SF - **sighs** I wish we could be in Yu-Gi-Oh!...

Both - **magically disappear**

SF - O.O **blinks** Where are we? **turns and sees Yami standing behind her** AH! I KNOW YOU!

Jody - **looks over** OH MY GAWD! IT'S... IT'S... YAMI BAKURA!

SF - **blank stare**

Jody - **looks over at SF** Ummm...

SF - **eyes widen** BAKUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **glomps him**

Y. Bakura - O.O Get off of me mortal!

SF - NEVER! **spots something and drops Y. Bakura**

Y. Bakura - o.o;;

SF - It's... It's... It's... It's... IT'S... SETO!

Seto - O.O Who the hell?!

Jody - **looks in the opposite direction** It's... It's... It's... It's... IT'S...--

SF - **cuts Jody off** NO COPYING! That phrase is trademark... **glares evilly**

Jody - FINE BITCH! IT'S MY JOEY!

Joey - Your... Joey?

Jody - Yes! ^_^

Joey - o.o;;;;;

Seto - **tries to sneak away**

SF - WHERE THE HELL DO YA THINK YOU'RE GOIN?!?! **grabs Seto's arm** I luuuuuv you... ^______________^

Seto - Greeeeeeeat...

Y. Bakura - **laughing and pointing at Seto uncontrollably**

Seto - Oh, quiet... Hey... **pushes SF's hand away** Leave me alone!

SF - **starts crying uncontrollably** WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Jody - Now look what you made her do! **goes up and slaps him**

Joey - I think I like her...

Jody - Yay! ^_^

SF - **still crying... gets really loud**

Seto - I can't take it!!!! **walks up to her and puts his hand on her shoulder, looking disgusted at himself**

SF - **stops crying** YAY! ^___________^

Jody - Thank God she shut up... You gotta watch what you say around her.

SF - Heeeeeeeeeeey! What's that supposed to mean!?!? **starts to cry a little**

Seto - I see what you mean...

Jody - I'm sooooooorrrrrrrrrry! ^_^;;;;;

SF - **stops** That's oki! ^____^ **hugs Seto**

Seto - O.O Can't... breathe... **gasps for air**

SF - ^___________________________________^ **doesn't seem to notice**

Seto - **pulls away, taking big breaths**

Joey - Heeeeeeeeeeeeey... Lookie here, Kaiba's got himself a lil girlfriend! ^_^

Seto - Why you... --

Jody - **evil glare** Don't you think about it.

Seto - Oh, but I am thinking about it.

SF - O.O **confused**

Jody - Instead, why don't you think about my fist going up your -

SF - LEAVE MY SETO ALOOOOONE! VIOLENCE IS NOT FUN!

Seto - You're right, it's not...

Y. Bakura - Yes it is! And so's world domination!

SF - O.O............. I luuuv you! ^__^ **glomps Seto**

Seto - You say you "luuuv" him but yet, you glomp me?

SF - Yesh... That is correct! ^___^

Y. Bakura - O.O Too... cute... Must... wash out eyes...

SF - **has a strange attraction to mean/disturbed men** Heehee! You're funny Y. Bakura...

Y. Bakura - o.o;;; No I'm not.

SF - YESH!

Y. Bakura - NO!!

SF - YESH!!!

Y. Bakura - NO!!!!

SF - YESH!!!!!

Everyone except SF - **blown away** O.O;;;;;;;;

SF - HAHA! You guys are funny...

Yami - Heeey... Doesn't anyone love me?

SF - I dooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ^________^

Jody - Me too!

Joey - I thought you loved me...

Jody - I do! ^_^ **hugs Joey**

Joey - ^_^

Seto - **looking at SF, mumbles "player"**

SF - That was MEAN! **starts crying. likes mean guys... but not guys that are mean to her**

Seto - .. Nevermind...

Jody, Joey, Yami and Y. Bakura - WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Seto - NEVERMIND!!!!!!!!

Yami - You don't need to yell! Geez!

Seto - -_-;;;; **smacks his head**

SF - **stops crying and goes over to Seto** Don't do that! You'll hurt yourself!

Seto - ...........?

Joey - Someone ACTUALLY CARES about KAIBA?!?!?!?!

Jody - Scary, isn't it...

Joey - Yep... o.o;;;;

SF - But... but... I don't want him hurting himself... That's mean that no one cares... HE IS A PERSON YOU KNOW!

Seto - Ya... A person with ears that you just blew straight off my head!!!!!!!

SF - O.O Sorry...

Seto - It's ok.

Joey - KAIBA SAYING IT'S OK?!?!?! I GOTTA GET THIS!!!! **pulls out camcorder and starts recording**

Seto - **he's... BLUSHING?!** Oh shut-up mutt.

SF - ^_____^ Yep yep yep... Joey's a mutt! ^_______^

Joey - **frowning** But... everybody loves the cute huggable me...

SF - NU-UH!

Seto - **grinning** I think I like her.

Jody - Well... WELL... SETO'S A GREEDY HEARTLESS MEAN... BASTARD!

Seto - **blinks** So?

SF - **sniff** Don't say that about my Seto!

Jody - Truth hurts! XD

SF - -_-;;;;;;;

Yami - **sniff** No one's fighting over me...

Y. Bakura - Stupid Pharaoh... Maybe if you gave me the puzzle...

Yami - I told you! NO!

SF - O.O No to what?!

Yami - -_-;;;; Not that...

SF - You mean NO ummm... what to call it... queerness here?

Yami - Nope! ^_^

SF - YAY! Finally!

Mokuba - **comes running up** Hi big brother! **sees SF** Who's she?

SF - Me...?

Mokuba - Ya.

SF - I'm me!

Seto - -_-;;;;; Her names... er... What's your name?

SF - Why, it's Starfish of course!!!!! ^_________^

Seto - Starfish? What the fu-

SF - Nu Seto, nu nasty language.

Seto - What the fuck kind of name is Starfish?!

SF - I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING STOP WITH THE FUCKING BAD LANGUAGE, DAMMIT!

Seto - Quite a nasty mouth... I really like her! ^_^

Joey - KAIBA?! DID YOU JUST SMILE?!

Seto - Ummm... no? Shut up mutt.

Joey - Ok... Hey wai-

SF - ^______________________________^

Everyone - **looks at SF**

SF - ^______________________________^

Yami - Why are you so happy?

SF - Cause I got married to Seto in the real world, and now, I can REALLY get married to him!!!!!!! ^________________________________^

Seto - Who said I wa -

Jody - I'm so happy for you! You'll make a great couple! ^_^

Seto - But I di -

Joey - Ya! I agree!

Seto - The thing i --

Mokuba - But big brooooooother...!

SF - SHUT UP! IM SICK OF YOUR "BIG BROTHER" SHIT! LEAVE SETO ALONE YOU FUCKING FREAK!!

Mokuba - **sniff** That was-

Jody - Go Star!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey - FINALLY! I've been waitin forever for someone ta get that brat ta shut up.

Seto - -_-;;;;

Yami - Oooooh! Can I be the priest?!

SF - Yeppers! You bet! But... not until I tie Mokuba up and... er... I mean... get Mokuba seated................ **innocent look** ^___________________________________________________________________^

Jody - I'll get the rope... er... I mean... awwww, fuck it. I'll get the damn rope.

Seto - Finally.

SF - ???????

Seto - Everyone's been nice to Mokuba... I've always wanted to just strangle him...

SF - Then why do you save him from Pegasus?

Seto - Cause I got paid to.

Mokuba - But big broooooooooooo-

SF - SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Seto - CAN IT!

Jody - I SECOND THAT MOTION!

Joey - Hey... that must be why you're so rich...

Seto - ???

Joey - You probably got paid a LOT to save him... That's why you have so much money, Mr. Moneybags.

Seto - Shut up mutt.

SF - But is that why you're so rich?

Seto - Yep. ^_^

Joey - Did Kaiba just say... "YEP"?!?! THEN SMILE?!?!

Seto - No!

SF - Nope, he didn't.

Joey - O.o;;;;;;;; **confused**

Seto - **sees that Joey's confused** Now that's a sight you see every day...

SF - Heheh... I luuuv your rudeness.

Seto- It's not rude, it's the truth.

Jody - Kaiba, instead of making fun of Joey help me throw your brother in the dumpster.

Seto - **mumbles** Whatever. **just stands there**

SF - I get to push the dumpster off a cliff, right?!

Seto, Jody, and Joey - Sure.

Tea - **appears** That's not nice! Friends are friends and friends are supposed to be friends and friends don't -

SF - What the fuck?

Jody - Point is?

SF - Point is she needs to take a trip with Mokuba... over... a certain... cliff... er... FUCK YOU TEA! **coughs**

Tea - Saying that to friends is unfriendly and if friends become unfriendly than friends and friends -

Joey - AH! **can't take it anymore, shoves Mokuba and Tea into the dumpster and shoves it over the cliff**

Everyone - **cheers**

Voice from the bottom of the cliff - ... and friends don't throw friends off friendly cliffs unless those friends do it in a friendly wa -

Seto - **throws a huge rock off the cliff** I can't stand her friendship talks... they make absolutely no sense at all!!!!!

To Be Continued...

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SF - Well everyone, how was that chappie? ^_____^

Yami - Great but... I wasn't in it much.

Y. Bakura - Me either...

SF - But... Yami... I don't know what you were doing but... Y. Bakura... you were plotting world domination.

Y. Bakura - So I was...

Jody - Don't worry! You'll be in the next one!... Maybe...

Yugi, Tristan, Mai, and Malik - But we weren't in it at all!

SF - Dun worry! You'll come in soon enough!

Pegasus - I wasn't in it either!

Jody - Oh, and we're not planning on it either, you gay faggot! ^_^

SF - SHUT THE FUCK UP JODY! We are putting him in it... we have to torture him! ^________________^

Jody - You're right! What was I thinking?! **evil grin** ^_^ Hey... wait... Star... why do you get the bigger smilies?!

SF - Cause... cause... cause... cause... CAUSE... IM SUGAR DRUNK!! ^___________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________^

Jody - Riiiiight...

Seto - I can't believe I smiled...

Joey - Me either...

Seto - Shut up, mutt.

Joey - Oka - ... HEY! That's mean! Stop calling me that!

Seto - But it's fun.

SF - ^________________________^ Stay tuned for the next chappie, and remember the 4 R's! Read, review, and be respectful IN your reviews.

Jody - But that's only 3 R's...

SF - Your point is? ^________^

Jody - **sigh** -_-;;;;;;;;; R + R.