Hey I had this list I copied and pasted onto my profile, and I thought, " Hey that would make a good story!" So here it is!

Disclaimer: ME NO OWN!

In this story I am Kailee, just like in all my stories.

Draw imitations of the Dark Mark around his house. Really bad ones.

"Ahhhhhhhhh! What happened to my house!" Lucius Malfoy screamed.

I was running around the house in his robes, which I had dyed orange, and was drawing the dark mark over every square inch of surface with a purple crayon.

I looked up at him with innocent eyes and said, "Decorating. And don't scream like a little school girl! It will ruin your lungs."

Lucius groaned, while I grinned mischieviously.

Then he started yelling, "Kailee, why were you decorating with a purple crayon!"

I looked at him as if the reason was totally obvious and explained, "Your house needed more color!"

I then dissapparated before he could figure out that I had used permanent, magic proof crayon. That could only be removed with pickle juice, vinegar, or cat poo.

As I left, I heard him scream…… again.

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