At a movie theater; the Eds were waiting in line.
"Sheesh, all this trouble just to see Ralph Breaks the Internet?" said Eddy, "And the fact that Sonic's appearing in it like he did in the first film doesn't help one bit."
"Eddy, just because one of our friends managed to make some cameos in two movies as well as get a movie for next year is nothing to be jealous of." said Edd.
"Not when the hedgehog is very famous." said Eddy.
"I'm very fond of Ben Schwartz." said Ed.
Eddy groaned and went to the ticket counter before placing some money on the counter.
"Three to Ralph Breaks the Internet." said Eddy.
Three tickets were given to him before he and his friends went to the concession stand.
Eddy saw the snack bar.
"I'm gonna grab us some popcorn and cola and a hot dog." Said Eddy, "You guys want something?"
Edd turned to Eddy.
"I'd like some nachos with cheese and a cola and hot dog please." said Edd.
"Junior Mints, large cherry slushie, and a dog." said Ed.
Eddy nodded.
"Got it." said Eddy.
His friends walked off.
Eddy walked to the stand and was standing behind a familiar person.
"Man I hate long line." Said a familiar female voice.
Eddy is shocked.
"Sanders?" said Eddy.
The person who turned out to be Sanders turned to Eddy.
"Eddy, what're you doing here? Better not be causing trouble." said Sanders.
Eddy scoffed.
"I wish. I'm here seeing the new Wreck it Ralph, you?" said Eddy.
"Same with me and my partner, but I'm stuck in line, this'll take forever." said Sanders.
"Maybe it doesn't have to be." said Eddy.
Sanders became confused.
"How so?" said Sanders.
Eddy tapped on one guys shoulder.
"Your wife's having a baby." said Eddy.
The man became shocked and ran off.
Eddy walked over to the next guy.
"Daughter got knocked up by her high school boyfriend." said Eddy.
The second man became shocked and ran off.
Eddy moved forwards towards a woman.
"Children have been kidnapped." said Eddy.
The woman became shocked and ran off.
Eddy then went to a guy who was second in line.
"You left the oven on." said Eddy.
The third guy ran off in shock.
"MY HAM ROAST!" yelled the guy.
Eddy chuckled and turned to Sanders.
"Looks like you're next to get some snacks." said Eddy.
Sanders became shocked.
"You lied to all those people just to get some snacks quickly?" said Sanders.
"Do it all the time." said Eddy.
Sanders smirked.
"Normally I'd have you arrested, but in this case I'm glad you did." She said.
"There is no crime of lying to get first in line. If there was, then literally all the kids in school playgrounds would be in jail." said Eddy.
He and Sanders chuckled.
Sanders turned to the concession stand.
"Large tub of popcorn, large cola, frozen junior mints, frozen kit kat bar, frozen snickers, and nachos with extra cheese." said Sanders.
The operator nodded.
"Got it." said the operator.
He walked off and did some work as Sanders placed some money on the counter.
Eddy smiled.
"That's a lot of stuff." Said Eddy
"Mostly for my partner." said Sanders.
"Obviously." said Eddy.
Then Sanders order was placed close to her and Eddy looked at the counter.
"Large tub of popcorn with butter, two cola's, three dogs, one large cherry slushie, and nachos with cheese." said Eddy.
The worker nodded and did some work.
With Ed and Edd; the two were outside the cinema showing Ralph Breaks the Internet.
Edd looked around.
"Where's Eddy?" said Edd.
"Not a clue." said Ed.
A flushing sound was heard and MacArthur exited the ladies restroom.
"Whoo, that felt good." said MacArthur.
She then noticed the two Ed's and became confused.
"Hey if you're here, where's your scamming friend?" said MacArthur.
"Getting our snacks." said Ed.
The three heard some chuckling and turned to see Eddy and Sanders appearing with tons of snacks.
"No way you saw your friend Ed eat what looked like a jawbreaker but it was a snail?" asked Sanders.
"Yep. I didn't have the heart to tell him." explained Eddy, "Besides you should see his house he has a tub full of gravy."
Ed became shocked.
"That was a snail I sucked on?" said Ed.
"Someone with a tub of gravy? That's rich." said Sanders.
"Yeah, in his bathroom." said Eddy.
Ed laughed.
"I like gravy." said Ed.
"You've got lots of stuff going." said Sanders.
"No, you do." said Eddy.
He set his food down and playfully punched Sanders.
"You do obviously." said Sanders.
She set her food down and playfully punched Eddy.
The two started laughing and playfully punching each other.
The others became shocked.
"I don't know what's going on, but I'm not to sure I like what'll happen." said MacArthur.
Eddy and Sanders continued to play punch each other before Eddy was pinned to the wall face to face with Sanders.
"Yep, don't like it." said MacArthur.
Eddy and Sanders became shocked and the cop backed away.
"Oh uh, sorry, my bad." said Sanders.
"No no, it was my fault." said Eddy.
He dragged his friends into the mens room before taking his snacks as well.
Eddy was panting from shock.
"What the hell just happened out there?" said Eddy.
"You nearly went to first base is what happened." said Edd.
"I don't believe it, something like that shouldn't happen, especially with a friend." said Eddy, "One who tends to arrest me every week."
"So what's the problem, you like her?" Ed asked.
Eddy chuckled nervously.
"Well yeah...I...like her." said Eddy, "And you guys, so what?"
Edd chuckled.
"You like her like her, don't you?" said Edd.
Eddy became shocked.
"I have no idea what you're talking about, not even you do." said Eddy.
"You don't even know how it feels being hit by Cupid's arrow before, but now you do." said Edd.
He and Ed put arms around each other's shoulders.
"Eddy and Sanders sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-" Ed and Edd sang before their mouths were covered by Eddy.
Sonic who opened the door heard everything and became shocked before leaving the door propped open and sticking his ear to it while smirking without anyone noticing.
"Eddy and a cop?" asked Sonic, "Wow."
"Okay, okay, so maybe I do like Sanders more as a friend. How can I be sure." said Eddy.
"Hands are sweating, weak to the knees, arms become limp, and next thing you know, you're in love." said Edd.
Interview Gag
"That's sort of how it was when I met Sky. And look at how that turned out for me." said Edd.
End Interview Gag
"Something like this shouldn't be happening. Interracial relationship's are not natural." said Eddy.
Edd then pulled out two pictures.
One was of Shawn and Jasmine kissing in a laser grid while the other was of Mike and Zoey on a swan ride holding each other.
"OK I see your point." said Eddy.
Edd then put the photo's away.
"You shouldn't be nervous about this, you should embrace it." said Edd.
Eddy nodded
"Good idea." He said and smirked.
"You two sit with Sander's partner while I be with Sanders." said Eddy.
Ed and Edd are shocked.
"Wha?" said Ed.
"Didn't think you'd be that quick to embrace it." said Edd.
"You got the Kankers off our backs." said Eddy.
"I was drugged by Beakley." said Edd.
"Still it worked." Said Eddy.
Edd nodded.
"Yeah." said Edd.
Sonic closed the door and walked over to the Ralph Breaks the Internet screening entrance but stopped at the door.
"You nearly got lucky with a common criminal, one we end up arresting every week, what happened?" said MacArthur.
"I have no idea. Just playfully punching each other, then next thing you know, nearly embracing." said Sanders.
MacArthur became shocked.
"Uh oh, it's a code 31: Officer in love with a criminal." said MacArthur.
Sanders looked at her partner.
"That's not a code." She said, "Is it?"
"No, I'm figuring out that you're in love with Eddy." said MacArthur.
Sanders became shocked and started blushing.
"Well he is cute." She said.
MacArthur grumbled
"Can we just get to the movie already?" She asked
"Oh right." said Sanders.
The two then entered the cinema followed by the Ed's.
Sonic chuckled and pulled out his phone before doing some texting.
In the cinema; Eddy and Sanders were sitting in the front row while MacArthur, Ed, and Edd were in a medium row looking at them.
"I don't believe it." Said Edd, "Those two are hitting it off great."
"Yeah and it's adorable." said Ed.
"Which is why I'm going to stop them from getting any closer." said MacArthur.
The two Ed's became shocked.
"What? You can't ruin something this perfect." said Edd.
MacArthur scoffed.
"Please, the racial thing is one thing, but the different backgrounds and size is a problem." said MacArthur.
Edd then held up the picture of Shawn and Jasmine making out in lasers before dropping it, revealing the picture of Mike and Zoey on the swan ride, then dropped that one to reveal a picture of Sonic and Gwen punching Eggbots while dancing with each other, then finally dropped that one to reveal a picture of Owen and Izzy making out behind a bush.
MacArthur saw this and became shocked.
"Okay I see your point." said MacArthur.
Interview Gag
"I'm still going to stop this from happening. If anything were to happen to my partner, I'm going to arrest Eddy." MacArthur said before pulling out a rubber chicken.
She noticed it and became shocked.
"Whoops." said MacArthur.
She put the chicken away and pulled out some handcuffs.
"I'm going to arrest Eddy." said MacArthur.
End Interview Gag
Unknown to any of them someone was watching this.
That someone was Swiss Army.
"This will be perfect." He said, "Once I take one of those cops hostage I'll force the Police to never take me to jail again."
He started laughing, but suddenly shut down.
Later; a door was opened up and Swiss Army was tossed into a dumpster by Sonic.
"Ain't no way I'm letting anyone's laughter ruin my cameo appearance." said Sonic.
He closed the theater door.
Unknown to him Swiss Army reactivates.
"I hate it when that happens." said Swiss Army.
