A/N Me and my friend started to talk about out of a fight between the blue wiggle, Anthony and Edward Cullen, who would win? Then I became sick and I wrote this to amuse myself.
Blue Wiggle Vs.. Edward Cullen
One cloudy day, Edward was walking around the small town of Forks when he bumped into someone.
"Ooops, sorry" He said in his oh-so-perfect velvety voice.
"Do you know who I am, little pansy" The man said, "Hmmm?"
"Why, no, sir, I do not believe we have the pleasure, I'm Edward." Edward said.
"Humph, well I'm Anthony Field... THE BLUE WIGGLE!"
"Oh why yes, is your job fun?" Edward Clasped his hands together.
"Yeah"
"Is Jeff really asleep all the time?"
"Your joking right?"
"Why, No"
Anthony punched Edward in the face, knocking him out cold.
"Stupid Pansy."
A/N I just remembered... Anthony is Edwards middle name. Hmmmmm
