Author's note: Well, I've just starting writing on this website, and I think I might actually enjoy this experience! I plan to be a writer (and I'm also going to try to major in English when I get to college). My friends and family all think I have what it takes, and I do too. However, I want other opinions on that also, which is why I have begun to write on (and incidentally, I am a fan of anime). Well, this was an idea that sort of came to me while I was in bed. I have worked really hard on making this chapter the best it can be, so I hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin, nor do I own the Josh Groban or any of his songs (there will be a place where I use some lyrics from his song in this chapter – I think it fits well!).
Chapter 1
It was a beautiful sunny morning in the town. The birds were singing, the grass was green, and the lake sparkled like a diamond under the soft sunlight. However, the peacefulness would not last. No, this was the quiet before the storm.
Next to the lake in a huge enormous mansion that cost millions of dollars lived three beautiful girls Valerie, Angela, and Guia. They all had waist length hair with beauty that was beyond compare. All the guys loved them, especially since they were such good cooks.
One day, Aoshi Shinomori came to Angela's front door, and she went to the palace of choclate goodness, she wanted to eat everything it was so good.
Valerie looked so beautiful that Sanosuke bought her a butterfly hairclip.
"It's beautiful," Valerie said.
She hugged Sano it was so nice. Sano smiled and said, "Howdy, darlin'. I've got a snake in my boot."
Guia was so absolutely gorgeous, that Kenshin went into the moonless sky it was beautiful and said, "Screw Kaoru, HELLO GUIA! ARRRRROOOOOOO!!!!"
Guia's eyes shone like a pearl under water that reflects the enormity of the setting sun. Her reverie was interrupted when the thing in the grandfather clock swung like a pendulum. She turned her head, her hair swishing gently with the motion, and she blinked her long eyelashes.
"Wow, Guia, your eyes shine like a pearl under water that reflects the enormity of the setting sun," Kenshin said.
Suddenly, 500 ninjas attacked the palace. Aoshi narrowed his ice-blue eyes menacingly, he was so mad that someone would ruin his time with Angela. Sanosuke said, "Valerie is a hottie."
Kenshin moved protectively in front of Guia. "I WON'T LET YOU HURT THE ONE I LOVE!!!!" With that, he pulled out his reverse-blade sword and attacked. Suddenly, he was stabbed and he fell.
Kenshin gasped. "THE NINJAS…ARE…so…STRONG!!!" With that, he fainted.
Aoshi attacked. He got stabbed. "THE…NINJAS…ARE…TOO…STRONG!!!!" With that he fainted.
Sano attacked. He got stabbed. "THE NINJAS…ARE…TOO…STRONG!!!!" With that, he fainted.
Valerie gasped. Guia gasped. Angela gasped. "OH NO!!!!" the yelled in unison. "What are we going to do?" Angela took out her kodachis and began the assault.
The ninjas gasped. "OH NO! SHE'S SO STRONG!!!"
Valerie pulled out her kunai that were hidden in her silk dress's sleeves. "HOW DARE YOU HARM SANO!!! YOU WILL PAY ME ONE THOUSAND TIMES THE PAIN YOU HAVE CAUSED MY HOUSEHOLD."
Valerie through the kunai at the men.
The ninjas yelled, "OH NO!!! SHE IS SO STRONG!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Guia pulled out her sakabotou. Her hair swayed in the motion of the palm trees on a sunny afternoon on the beautiful beach of Kyoto. She narrowed her choclate eyes. She got into her fighting stance, which was so perfect. There was not even a hair out of place. She frowned at the scene before her and raised her sakabotou.
"We must fight… for…JUSTICE!!! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!! WE WILL PREVAIL AND SO WILL JUSTICE!!!"
Valerie ran out of kunai. "OH NO! I RAN OUT OF KUNAI!! WHAT AM I TO DO??!
Her hand moved to the butterfly hairclip. "I KNOW…"
Meanwhile....
Angela had 234.333891 ninjas on her. She analyzed the situation. "Okay, so I have 234.333891 ninjas on me. What should I do? I know…"
Meanwhile…
Guia had 267.999932 ninjas on her. "OH NO!!! I HAVE 267.999932 ninjas on me!!! What should I DO?! I know…"
Meanwhile…
Valerie pulled her butterfly hairclip from her head. She jumped, as her cloths flowed gracefully in the air. "YOU WILL PAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!" She threw her hairclip as it arched gracefully like a dolphin flopping from the sky of mirth.
The hairclip stabbed 246.7773 ninjas.
Guia stabbed the other ninjas, and Angela killed the rest.
Guia ran to Kenshin, cradling his head in her arms. "KENSHIN!!! MY BELOVED ONE AND ONLY!! SAY SOMETHING!! PLEASE DON'T DIE ON ME!! I NEED YOU!! I WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT YOU HERE! I'M CALLING OUT AND PRAYING YOU'LL COME BACK AGAIN. IT'S JUST DARKNESS I'M LIVING IN! DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON! I'M REACHING OUT!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!"
Tears streamed down Guia's face like milk from a cow's udder. No matter how hard she tried, how hard she screamed, Kenshin wasn't waking up.
Valerie ran to Sanosuke, cradling his head in her arms. "SANO!!! DON'T DIE!!! EVERY RAY OF SUNSHINE REQUIRES YOUR PRESENCE. THE PALM TREES WILL NO LONGER DANCE IN THE HAPPINESS OF YOUR ARRIVAL. I NEED YOU!!! DON'T YOU SEE THAT
Angela ran to Aoshi, cradling his head in her arms. "AOSHI!!! SAY SOMETHING!! PLEASE!!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE!!!"
It didn't matter what Valerie, Guia, and Angela said. They wouldn't wake up. Luckily, Guia, Valerie, and Angela happened to be very very very good doctors. Not only were they good doctors, they were way better than Megumi. They were good lawyers, chefs, accountants, any kind of surgeon, secretary, engineers, interior designers, architects, and much much more.
They performed a surgery on all the guys it went great.
"Ugh," Kenshin said, his eyes opening, the violet eyes flashing like a giant amethyst that got rolled onto a sidewalk where the sunlight made it sparkle like a diamond.
"Whereami?" he asked, his words tumbling out like a cracked egg into a dusty saucepan that was getting ready to be cooked.
Guia peered worriedly into his eyes. "You're at our house. Do you remember what happened? 500 ninjas attacked our house and you got stabbed."
Aoshi was the next to wake up. "Ugh," Aoshi said, his eyes opening, the ice-blue eyes looking like water that was poured into an ice-maker, causing it to become frozen into ice.
Aoshi stayed silent.
Sano woke up. "Ugh," Sano said, his eyes opening, the choclate eyes looking like choclate.
"Valerie is a hottie," Sano said.
Valerie smiled happily, her face radiating pure beauty. "Thank you, Sano. Anyways, I'm really hungry right now why don't we cook something to eat?"
Guia and Angela agreed, and all three of them went into the kitchen and prepared a gourmet meal in under three minutes, they were that good.
Kenshin smiled as he ate, he was truly happy. This meal tasted much much better than Kaoru's cooking and Guia was so much prettier and stronger than Kaoru anyways because that was the way things were. He was glad she could cook a gourmet meal, and the three girls were the best cooks in the world.
Sano was happy and so was Aoshi.
Suddenly a man ran into the house and grabbed Guia the man ran away so fast that even Kenshin could not catch up with him.
Kenshin buried his face in his hands. "What am I going to do without my Guia?"
Sano smiled kindly and put his hand on the sad man's back. "It's okay, Kenshin. Guia is stronger than Aoshi, me, and you put together. She'll be fine. However, we're going to save her. Don't worry, since Aoshi and me are coming too. Angela and Valerie too, and they're both three times as strong as we are!"
Kenshin smiled. Sano was right. Justice would prevail.
But what will happen to the beautiful Guia, who has waist-length hair and long eyelashes and cooks well?
A/N: Well, the chapter's done! Truth to be told, I am very pleased with the outcome of this chapter. I hope to continue it as soon as I can. This whole thing is all new to me, but, as I said before, I am sure this will be a positive experience. Oh, and please leave a review, as it will totally make my day! Do tell what you think of my writing skills, as those tips will probably become useful to me in my future career (which is to become a writer). Thank you!
