A/N: This whole concept came into conception when my friend Rose, turned to me one day and said 'Well.. I ship ROSE/SNAPE! SO HA!" and of course I couldn't resist.. This is supposed to be a parody..

Prologue:

The heat was unbearable, with her brunette hair slick from sweat and her pores excreting too much body odor. But unfortunately, the heat was inescapable during those long summer days. No one was immune. Nearly everyone in the vicinity of the bookstore seemed to be dying of heat stroke anyways, so no one would give a second thought to the young woman sweating the day away, especially in the blistering heat of the summer in Pittsburgh. Not even if she happened to be wearing a red and gold scarf, despite the heat. Her attire was of the norm for the event

The golden letters of the Joseph-Beth Bookseller's sign glistened in the gleaming sunlight, and the streets of the usually busy South Side works, Pittsburgh's legendary shopping plaza, were eerily unoccupied due to the heat. No one in their right mind dared venture out when confronted with the heat. Any sane person would disappear into the abyss that was air conditioning, rather than confront the monster Apollo had unleashed upon them that day.

However, no one had ever accused Harry Potter fans of being sane, and thus they came out in throngs, decked out in ties and scarves-Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, and Slytherins alike, despite the heat when faced with the opportunity of another Wizard Rock concert. For such concerts occurred far and few apart, and the desperate fans would cling to anything to keep the magic of Harry Potter alive in those post-Deathly Hallow days. Luckily, concerts such as these provided a healthy outlet for some fanatics zeal, rather than they delve into the terrors that was the world of Harry Potter fan fiction.

Rose Creek was one such fan.

At the prime age of 25, Rose Creek could hardly be considered normal by most. Not only was she a notorious Harry Potter fan who attended and staffed as many wizard rock concerts as possible, including the legendary Wrockstock, she was also the illustrious creator and leader of Pittsburgh Area Wizards, a fan group dedicated to Harry Potter. The group was renown in Pittsburgh for setting up many various concerts, and Rose herself was the one who arranged the live Pottercast at the very same store. Few could stand up to her credentials as a fan, and after seeing so much from the Harry Potter fandom, Rose believed nothing could really surprise her.

Oh, how wrong she would be proven that fateful, blistering day…