Disclaimer: I do NOT own Kingdom Hearts. -cries-
The
Greatest Story Of ALL TIME.
Or Else.
"OMG. WTF."
Sora sat in one of those comfy-spinny-teachers-always-have-them-office-chairs holding a toy made for children. No, not just any type of child, a child between the ages of 1 and 3. Sora was not 1, 2, or 3. He was 14. He was also trying to shove the triangle piece into the square hole of the toy. Fidgeting wildly to get the piece in, he fell off the chair and emitted a girly scream.
Meanwhile, Kairi was talking to Riku at his house. "...So that's why I never wanna go to Grandma's again." Riku finished finally. Kairi looked at her Power Rangers watch and said, "Oh no...I gotta go. Sora might light something on fire again. Remember that fire last time?" The screen started to get all fuzzy and stuff when Riku screamed "I'm MELTING!" It was just a flashback.
Riku and Kairi can be seen opening the door at Sora's house. Sora was at the top of the stairs in a Spiderman outfit. "TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!111111one!" He screamed. He made a weird 'Spiderman' pose and levitated down. That's right, levitated. Water started flowing down the stairs. He left on the tub. Again. Then lightning struck and his couch was now on fire.
"I remember that..." But Kairi was already gone. Riku shrugged and started blasting Avril Lavigne music.
He stood in his own room which was covered in dirty clothes. Some random food stuff was stuck to the walls too. Sora walked over to his homework desk and sat down. First, he wiped off all the debris on his desk and then he placed his Algebra on the table desk thing. "...Uppercase A. Lower case A...Uppercase...B..." He sat there and stood up. "DOES THIS TEACHER WANT MY BRAIN TO EXPLODE? How am I supposed to remember this?"
Ten Seconds later...
Sora is now found passed out on the desk drooling. And snoring. Water flowed underneath his door which Kairi had just busted open. "SORA. Did you leave on the tub again?" He awoke in a flash and shook his head. "No. I turned on the water a couple hours ago but I didn't take a bath. I took a shower." "...What? Oh, never mind!" She went to turn off the water but, when she returned, Sora was gone. "Damn it!"
The brown headed kid ran outside and screamed. "SHHHH. The yeast is rising!" Said Selphie. "Okay...I guess I'll leave then." "BUT...We found a caterpillar and a flower." "Okay. That changes everything." Sora said seriously. He turned around and headed towards Riku's house.
Sora whips open the door and finds Riku moshing to Hilary Duff music. Sora screamed a girly scream again and Riku shut off the music. "What are you doing here." "You realize, I'm gonna have to break your kneecaps now, right Riku?" "Yes." Riku throws his cereal (A cereal that turns stuff purple) at Sora. "Great. Now I'm purple." In the end, they both play Gameboy for countless hours.
The End.
I had to write a short story for school, so I wrote this one. Please review! -
