Thanks to xxyaoipuppetxx for betareading and for the idea. Also, you just had to rub off on me, didn't you?

Dear Diary,

I got chocolate today. A whole 20 oz bar! I was so happy, I decided to have a bit of fun with my Matt... You know what I mean, diary. It was hot. Then I ate the rest of the chocolate. Must buy more tomorrow.

-Mello


Dear Diary,

Sorry I haven't written in a few days. I was pretty busy with my Matt... And last night, I had a big emergency meeting with the boys. Yes, those boys. My mafia. Apparently there was some trouble downtown and we had to go rough some guys up a bit. Didn't take long. All I had to do was take my gun out of my pants. I dealt with that, but it had also given me an idea. So I just forgot my pants and found Matt! He is uber smexy. Sadly, I forgot to buy more chocolate. Maybe Matt will get me some tomorrow, since he knows that just makes me pumped and ready to spend a bit of time with him...

-Mello


Dear Diary,

I lay here without my usual studded pants and vest, panting as Matt sleeps. Gosh, it was so hot tonight that we decided to keep cool and take off our clothes. That only made things hotter. Matt was so happy that he said we'd buy chocolate syrup tomorrow on our way to meet the mafia. Then, we can do this ALL OVER AGAIN! BUT BETTER!!

-Mello


Dear Diary,

Matt had to buy some new goggles today, so we set out to the mall. He wanted company as he shopped, but I ignored him, and just made a bee-line for the candy shop. The entire place smelled like chocolate, and I bought a 4 pound bag full of the stuff! Then I met Matt up at the food court, where he found me, already down to 3 pounds of chocolate. I had it smeared all over my face. He said I looked hot, so we found a dark corner and made out. It was an awesome day.

-Mello


Dear Diary,

Matt wore his new blue goggles today. They made him look soooooooo hot that when we were on our way back from my mafia meeting, I found myself standing in the middle of the street, drooling over him. GOD, HE'S SO HOT! I didn't even see the car coming, but Matt pulled me out of the street just in time. I thought I should repay him for saving my life, so we found a nice motel. I don't care if I almost got killed; it was an awesome day, anyways.

-Mello